Twisted hearts seduction - massager by Doc Johnson - review by LittleA

My Twisted Heart is not into it

Don't be mislead by the the description, it really is only for a select handful of people that are into having more of a pain ratio involved in their routine. Not much of a vibration, and definitely have the lub near by.
Thick and waterproof
Not really worth the money or the hassle.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


It was suggested this was built for women by women, but I'm not sure I know what part of my body this is supposed to be built for. I was a bit intrigued by the petal nub by the base of the toy, as being an outside the vagina stimulator, and thought the upper petal would be more of a G spot type agitator, but my body had no use for either. Once this vibrator is in, it's not meant for moving much, more used as a plug like was suggested in another review I read. Insertion, even with lube, is difficult with this toy because of that top nub, there is not a real comfortable way to put it in, and lets face it, what guy has that big of a wart or piercing or other wise (hope not otherwise) that our bodies want a thing sticking out on our vibrator. One thing I will say is it is girthy, so for anyone looking for more filling then this does the trick. I don't think there is any good use for this unless you are solo, or getting oral (or giving it I suppose).
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The material is classified as TPR which is a rubber polymer blend or compound that exhibits a thermoplastic character. It is a hard plastic and definitely has no give to it. It doesn't have a discernible taste or smell, and is not smooth, but almost more of a rubber glove texture. TPR is described as less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone, so if sharing, wrap it up.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

As I mentioned the box said designed by women for women, but I really had no interest in how it felt. I tried this several times, with or without (not advised) lube, and in and out of the shower. It just didn't do it for me. I even used it as a clitoris stimulator, but the vibration was too shallow, and well if that was all it was good for, its way to big for practical use. I could get off with outside arousal, but the toy itself did not add to anything I was doing, and could have been easily replaced with something more comfortable and effective. The top nub was interesting once it was in, but didn't do a lot, and very uncomfortable coming out also, like it was dragging against me. It has a nice thickness, more so at the end, but once it's in, it's in, it ain't moving. I would definitely not recommend this for beginners, but for someone that wants more girth. Again, it's a lot bigger to be really useful as anything but a vaginal vibrating plug.
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibrator didn't have a very impressive vibration. If it had been more intense I may have liked it more. The majority of it came from the tip of the toy and didn't travel much past that. I had hoped that the nubs had added stimulation, but they didn't move or vibrate at all, which pretty much would have been the only reason to have them in my opinion. The control is on the bottom and is in the same place as where you put the batteries. If you are turning it off there is a chance that you can loosen that up if its not tight. It is waterproof, and works well at being sealed, but that is about the only thing that it boosted and came through with.
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Clean every time, that's a must. Between the lube that you will definitely need and the shapes that pick up fluid and well your own lube, it will be sticky need proper cleaning. With any waterproof toy that doesn't mean you go submerge it, but it can be cleaned thoroughly without threat of wrecking it. Soap and warm water does the trick but be sure to get any creases, or the soap won't be effective. The toy can be used with water based or silicone lube.
    • High maintenance

Personal comments

If I hadn't gotten it for free, I would have been very disappointed if I had spent the $26.99 it's listed for.
Follow-up commentary
I've tried to give this an honest try, but I'm just not a fan at all. Oh well, sometimes things don't mix.
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    tyf or the review
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    nice review! I thought this thing looked like it would be painful
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    Thanks for the review
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    I have heard lots of bad things about this toy, thanks for reviewing : )
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