Twist and shout!

Thinking about the "use" of any given toy always makes me laugh, because well, any toy I review I use to excite my girly bits and orgasm. Twisted Hearts Seduction did not disappoint. I received this toy as the best free gift EF has offered with purchase since I joined the site. While some reviewers have written that they don't enjoy the size or the texture created by the bumps of the "twisted heart," I've actually found them to be an asset. Depending on the way I hold this vibe, I can have the completely smooth part of the toy against my clit or I can use the highest bump to my advantage for targeted stimulation. While this toy is far too big for me to insert, the vibrations travel well enough along the shaft to make my clit and labia feel great.

The bulk of this vibe is made out of TPR with the dial base made of plastic. TPR is great because it's a safer material (rated a 7 out of 10) and phthalate free, and is somewhat soft without being floppy or too hard. I'm able to squeeze the head of the toy a little bit and is firm along the shaft. It felt great pressed against my clit and I can't see it ever hurting from too much pressure as plastic, glass or metals might. It provides some drag, so it's best used with some lube (silicone or water-based, both are fine with TPR) or natural lubricant if you want to slide it around your girly bits. I didn't find that it had much of an odor, which is nice.

My toy is purple and white and the design of this toy is fun, as if a heart was split down the center and half is twisted 180 degrees. The points of the heart create two bumps, one on either side of the heart, that are nice for texture (I like using one for more direct clitoral stimulation) but would make insertion more difficult. The dimensions are:

Length: 5 1/2"
Circumference: 5 1/4"
Diameter: 1 5/8"
Weight: 0.5 lb

The function of the Twisted Hearts Seduction is fairly straight forward. It has a dial base that is easy to turn and even has TPR panels in the plastic to aid in turning the knob, especially with lubed or otherwise juicy hands. As with most dial bases, the intensity increases as you turn the knob further. The intensity starts pretty low and turns up to a nice rumbly high of probably 4 vrooms. The vibrations are located in the head of the toy but are felt well along the shaft. It's a waterproof toy, which is great for versatility of location use. Like I mentioned, it's not great for insertion because of the heart point bumps acting as a sort of lip on it, but size queens may be able to swing it well.

TPR is somewhat porous and cannot be sterilized through boiling, so it's wise to use a condom if sharing. You can easily clean this toy with soap and warm water though, or with a mild toy cleaner. Twisted Hearts is waterproof, with aids in a good cleaning. It can be used with either silicone or water based lube but should be stored away from other TPR toys to avoid melting issues.

Twisted Hearts Seduction came in the small, plastic box shown on the main page for this toy. I like it because it could be more easily reusable than a plastic blister package. It's also nice because it's discreet(ish) as far as there's no pictures of teasing, half naked co-eds on the packaging, though the package is mostly clear and the toy itself isn't all that discreet itself. The toy uses 2 AAA batteries and it was intuitive to get working and ready to go.

I really enjoy this toy - it's one of a few go-to toys of my collection. It's a nice twist on a small traditional vibe that I'd recommend to anyone!