Twisted hearts seduction - massager by Doc Johnson - review by zwee75

Twisted, and not in a good way

I had great hopes for those protruding flares but in action, they just fell flat. The vibrations aren't strong enough to pick up where the design left off.
Cute design, great feel to the touch
Not very strong, protrusions only seem to take away from the experience
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This interesting looking vibrator is for use on the clit, and pretty much only the clit. Unless you want to ease your neck muscles, but it may not be strong enough for that. The bulbous end and protrusion ("flare") from the bottom of the one "heart half" makes it a an uncomfortable, or impossible, vaginal fit. Anal is certainly not recommended.

Using the flare for clitoral stimulation leaves me unsatisfied as it's not large enough to really get in there and do some work. And once you push it against your body, you can't feel the vibrations through to the flare.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Twisted Hearts Seduction is made of non-toxic, phthalate-free TPR. There is a slight, non-offensive odor to it, undetectable unless I put it up to my nose. It has a soft, pliable feel to it and is rather thick. It has a rubbery feel to it and picks up every speck of lint in its path. I keep it in the box, away from any other toy.

It is somewhat porous so a condom should be used when sharing.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The idea of the Twisted Heart is cool, don't get me wrong. It just totally doesn't work for a toy. A nice piece of art on the wall, maybe. But not a toy. Pretty much a heart is sliced down the center and one side is flopped 180 degrees. The bulb of one side is the end that you play with; the other bulb is where the battery compartment opening and controls are located.

I have the red/pink Twisted Hearts so the battery compartment opening band is pink, and there is a four spiked star on the dial.

The size is very travel friendly so if this is a toy for you, you'll be happy that it does not take up much space in your bag. Just remove batteries as the twist to turn on dial is easily moved.

The Twisted Hearts is about 6" tall. The bulb at top is over 1.5" wide at its widest point. The first protrusion sticks out about 1.5" down from the top. The other protrusion is about 1.5" from the bottom. Each sticks out about .5".

    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The dial on the bottom of this toy is VERY easy to turn, even when you didn't mean to! It's a gradual turn from low to high, then back down to turn it off. It'd be nice if there were a separate on/off button, but given the design of the piece, I don't see how it would've worked.

When I look closely at the battery compartment (below the subtle Doc Johnson logo), I can see a bit of glue from where the TPR is adhered to the plastic base.

The vibrations are felt throughout the whole upper area of the toy. Except, unfortunately, in the end-of-heart flares when trying to stimulate the clit. The toy was a little on the loud side (I heard it through a closed door) but not overwhelmingly so. The highest setting is not very powerful. It may be enough to satisfy a beginning user or one who is more sensitive, but the more advanced user would probably find this falling short of their expectations.

The toy is listed as waterproof. The box even points out that the twist control is waterproof. However, I'd be worried about loosening the battery compartment as I twisted the control. Personally, it would be shower only for me; I would not submerge it.

The Seduction requires 2 AAA batteries, not included.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The Twisted Hearts Seduction can be easily washed with soap or toy cleaner and water. Pay special attention to the ridge lines between the two hearts and beneath each flare.

Silicone or water based lubes will work well with this. Like always, I prefer my own natural lubricant.

I store it in its original box. I clean it well and put it right away so it doesn't take along all the dust and fibers in its path.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging of the Twisted Hearts Seduction was nice, very feminine with a bit of badass with those vines & swirls! The entire box is plastic, with a plastic insert to hold the vibe in place. The box could probably stand to be 2" shorter than it is. It would be incredibly less wasteful. There were no separate instructions included.

Overall, the design of the box is appealing, and would make a nice gift.
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift


I was excited to try this when I first got it (FANTASTIC free gift with purchase, Eden!) I figured, I can penetrate with this! But I just couldn't do it comfortably. And the protruding ends were too short and lost the vibration upon pressuring my clit. If I'm going to have to work this hard, I'd rather just do it on my own. I tried it once more and pretty much felt the same way. So it will get boxed away, added to the stash. And it's batteries will probably find a home in a more pleasurable toy.
Follow-up commentary
Try as I will, I can't get myself to like this odd-shaped vibrator. The little protrusions would've been promising if they were larger and had pin-point precision. But such is not the case. This has been taken out of rotation permanently.
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  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review.
  • acessorie
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • Subbi
    Thanks for sharing. Great review
  • Ash1141
    Great review!
  • Curiouscat
    EU review! Nice job
  • Breas
    Thanks for the review Zwee! : )
  • Silverdrop
    Great review. Thank you.
  • Katelyn
    Thanks for the review! I have only heard terrible things about this toy lol
  • Melissa Smith
    Thanks for the review!
  • Badass
    thanks for the awesome review, sorry it wasn't stronger.
  • bl0ndeeo2
    thanks. looks like an interesting toy at least
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