Wahl 2-Speed massager kit - vibrator by Wahl Clipper Corporation - review by NarcissisticLust

This has been a difficult review to write, mostly because this product has no tragic flaw and I struggle to find a better way to spend thirty six dollars. The Wahl is dependable, will most likely last forever, and is by far the strongest and most quiet vibrator I own. Unlike most massagers, which have a "strong" or "less-strong" setting, the Wahl's "low/high" are almost like two completely different products. The "high" is a deep rumbly setting, while the "low" has a more shallow vibration. Although both of these settings are extremely powerful, the Wahl has a low frequency sound emission which does not travel as well as some higher frequency sounds. So, instead of sounding like a dentist tool, this sounds more similar to an old window air conditioner.

With no background music, I set the Wahl on the highest setting, left it laying on my bed, closed the door and walked outside my room. Inches from my door, I could not hear the faintest humming. Although this is exceptionally quiet, some attachments do increase the noise a bit. In my experience, the muscle kneading attachment is the loudest, and the spot application is the quietest. Each attachment is very unique in their sensations and I have developed favorites quite quickly, so here are my top four:

1. Knuckle Joint: This is a pyramid-like shape which can provide either pinpoint or diffused vibrations depending on what area of the attachment used. It also fits well between the labia.

2. Deep Muscle: The large center of this bullseye-like attachment provides very concentrated pinpoint stimulation, while the surrounding rings help keep the attachment from veering away from the desired area.

3. Muscle Kneading: I like this attachment for broad, all over, and highly diffused stimulation. The Ridges can cradle the clitoris, providing more of a teasing sensation, and the vibrations are muted enough for comfortable nipple, labia, belly or thigh massages.

4. Spot Application: High risk, high reward. This finger-like attachment provides extremely concentrated and high powered vibrations pinpointed exactly where you want them. This is nearly an instant orgasm for me however it does take a little caution. If not held correctly, sometimes the vibrations can go a little wild and bounce away from the desired area.

Every attachment is made of PVC, which is softer than plastic, but more firm than most silicones. Although these are all great an unique attachments which can provide pleasure for everyone, I do have two problems: 1. They are porous 2. They have phthalates. A person brought this question up in the forums so I emailed the Wahl Company and they responded that the attachments have very small levels of phthalates. That being said, these have caused no irritation to my skin and I don't think I have cancer. The only improvement I would really push for would be the sale of separate silicone attachments.

Seven great attachments, one stellar product but here are the limitations. The Wahl has a generous nine foot cord which gives plenty of length to move around with, however, it is still attached to a wall. This is perfect for my needs but if you are a person who wants to wander with their vibrator or bring them in the shower, maybe choose the Mimi. Also, although the Wahl is conducive to partner play, I have not used it with my lover for a few personal reasons. First, he is a little bit apprehensive towards toys and having something this large makes him uncomfortable. Second, because this is an "L" shape, it might be a little cumbersome to keep in place.

Expanding on the shape and size, IT IS NOT AS CLUNKY AS YOU THINK! I was expecting this product to be the size of a standard salon-type hairdryer however, much to my happiness, it is closer to a petite travel drier one might find at a hotel. This comparison may mean nothing to a man, so I will tell you it is smaller than my electric drill, much smaller, and shorter than a hammer. I immediately realized it was not quite as large as expected just by the size of the box. Oh box and instruction manual, so unsuspecting. The Wahl is delivered in a perfectly vanilla cardboard box along with a small instruction manual which describes proper care and usage of this product. It even included lovely pictures of a woman soothing sore muscles and massaging her joints...but we know her secret.