Wahl 2-Speed massager kit by Wahl Clipper Corporation - review by JDear

Wahl 2-Speed massager kit

Wand massager by Wahl Clipper Corporation

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Oh my Wahl!

This is unlike anything you've ever experienced. If the noise of the Hitachi scares you, it's perfect for that reason as well. No one will know it's a vibrator if you leave it out. You will NEVER have to buy batteries for it either. This is the toy that keeps on giving and will please your entire body.
strong, high quality vibrations, travel friendly, multipurpose, long cord, no batteries, easy to use
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Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Let me start by saying that this is my favorite toy. I had been wanting a wand or massager type vibrator for a long time, and I'm so glad I picked this. Of course I looked at the Hitachi as well as the Fairy products, but I wasn't sold on them. When I saw the Wahl, it was love at first sight. People put its looks down, but I think it almost has a pleasant retro look to it. I never thought something could make me squirm and lose control like this can.

The massager is made of gray hard plastic and the attachments are made of off-white PVC. You can use water and silicone based lubricants for sexual use. It comes in a cardboard box with information on the outside and a picture of the massager and attachments. I use my box for storage.

This is the only toy I have that plugs into the wall. It's perfect when you're in a rush since you don't have to look for batteries. It's obviously not waterproof. The cord is very generous at about nine feet. The Wahl is my heaviest toy, about a pound; but also the most powerful. It's my largest vibrator and about the same size as those hair driers that are attached to the walls in bathrooms in hotels.

The Wahl is MEGA power! If I have it on high on my clit, my ass will vibrate as well. I can even feel it in my feet. I typically start with it on low through sweats and underwear and slowly work up through clothing removal and turning it up. If you're really sensitive you will probably never use high. Both speeds are deep and mean business, but are also different. The low is a pretty standard high quality vibration, but the high speed feels almost like it's rumbling against you. Intense. The speeds are controlled by a blue hard plastic slide switch on the handle. The switch is textured and is easy, but not too easy, to move.

You'll get 7 attachments with your Wahl. Here's the lineup:
1: Knuckle joint attachment AKA "The Love Triangle" - This is a triangular prism shape and is for aching joints. For sexual use it's good for a larger flat surface.
2: Muscle kneading attachment AKA "The Clit Hugger" - This one kind of looks like stairs. It's great for general body massage and clit stimulation. You can get your clit between the ridges and rub it that way.
3: General body massage AKA "The Sucker" - This is the cup shaped attachment. It's is great for your whole body but can make a noise similar to a didgeridoo on fleshier parts of the body. It makes for a nice foot massage. I love this for breast stimulation. If you place it over the nipple and slide it away the right way it'll sort of suck on your breasts.
4: Scalp stimulator AKA "Tingletron" - This is the attachment with all the tall nubbies on it. I can not say enough about this one. The whole set is worth it for the scalp massage alone.
5: Facial vitalizer (I don't have a silly name for this one...) - This is the large flat-ish attachment. It gives an amazing facial and will relieve your stress headache in seconds. You could use it sexually if you want your vibrations distributed over a larger area.
6: Deep muscle stimulator AKA "The Bulls-eye" - This one looks like a bulls-eye with a nub in the middle. It is awesome for massage over the entire body, and just as amazing for use on the clit. It's great for pinpoint, but not as intense as the spot applicator.
7: Spot applicator AKA "The Pacifier" - This one looks like the bulls-eye with one less ring. On low it's good for massage on the upper back, but high is really intense. I don't have a sensitive clit and this can get too intense for me.

I don't really have anything negative to say about this one. It's quiet for its power and is a multitasker. The only thing that bothers me is that the attachments can't sterilized. You can wash the attachments in water as long as they're not attached to the massager. If you need to clean the massager you can wipe it down with a damp cloth or toy cleaner. I keep the attachments I use sexually separate from the others. I would not recommend this for anal teasing.

This is the perfect gift for anyone, even grandma. There's nothing sexual on the box and it's completely discreet. It's not pretty but that shouldn't matter. It's a damn miracle worker.

The manual says not to use this on your genitals. Nice try, Wahl.
Follow-up commentary
I still love this! It never ever fails to bring me to pleasure. It's a tank, but if it ever did bite the dust, I would immediately purchase another. I can't live without it.
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My Wahl 2-Speed massager kit tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Clitoris
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  • Sunshineamine
    Damn I wish I would have gotten one of these. I just so happened to pick up the infrared massager instead because this was out of stock, much to my displeasure this was back in stock one day later. I do like my infrared but still lust after this. Agreed on the retro thing, it's not exactly ugly in my opinion either.
  • JDear
    You should definitely get it when you can. At least it's not as expensive as the Hitachi. Save your points, girl! It's so wonderful...
    I think about foot and scalp massages from this thing all day when I'm at work.
  • Love Perpetua
    Wow. Great review, this is now on my wishlist!
  • JDear
    Thank you! And everyone needs this! Even if it's not your perfect sex toy it has SO many other uses.
    Fun fact: My review was actually too long to post and I had to shorten it.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review
  • Iron Man
    Thanks! Very nice review.
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    Thanks for sharing!
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