Nail Me to the Wahl

I use this massager exclusively as a sex toy. I purchased it after reading the reviews about its intensity because most toys don't have enough of a kick for me to feel it. Even I was intimidated the first few times around, I'll admit. But for people who might have trouble finding a toy with enough vibration to give them the necessary satisfaction, this thing is second to none. It's strong and discreet and easy to grip and manipulate, and the variations of sensation are practically endless.
Incredibly powerful yet surprisingly quiet and can enhance intimacy, from foreplay to orgasm.
The design is not pretty and it can be difficult to store.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This handy massager is an all-in-one toy that can take you from foreplay to climax without ever slowing down. Whether your intended use is purely innocent or a little more straightforward, the range of sensations provided by the Wahl massager and its attachments will not leave you disappointed. There's something here to suit all needs. This is a great kit to incorporate into some serious intimate time with your partner, or to use all on your own for a night that you won't soon forget. The Wahl is durable, versatile, and incredibly quiet.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Near an outlet
    • When quiet is a must
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Discreet
    • Electric
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The body of the Wahl massager features a smooth plastic, and the attachment heads are made of lightweight and water-resistant polyvinyl chloride. Each head has a distinct texture and use all its own, ranging from a light cupping/sucking to a relatively flat surface, to triangles and bulbs and one densely rippled cylinder. Experimenting with these different attachment heads on different areas of the body leads with with an endless array of sensations to explore. While some are far more suited to direct contact with the genitals, all of them have a unique purpose that can help you explore your own unique desires and pleasures with various sensations.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Wahl is a personal massager built for function, not for looks. If you're hoping for a toy that can double as a piece of art or will seduce you with its charm and looks, this isn't right for you. Additionally, it's a rather large and obtrusive toy with a long power cord, so don't expect it to fit snugly into any cute little toy box you might have. It's a bit difficult to look seductive pulling this baby out of your drawer, with the long cord trailing behind it. But I promise you that if you can look past its obvious shortcomings as a sexy little toy, this personal massager will service you quite well.

It fits snugly into the palm of your hand and can be held in a variety of ways. Either with the handle up or down, or by the body of the toy itself. A groove in its design makes it easy to grasp in one hand. Remember that first and foremost this is a personal massager, so the design is intended to be functional for gripping and getting into those hard-to-reach places to sooth your aching and sore muscles. I'd describe this toy as a tank. It's built to take a beating without showing it, and to be maneuvered and manipulated in ways that will get the job done. It's straightforward, which I personally loved.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Everything is extremely straightforward with the Wahl. The controls are right on the handle. A single switch moves the massager from the off position to a low setting, and then up to the high setting. The various attachment heads simply pull on and off the tip of the massager. They're thick and durable and extremely easy to manipulate. For as powerful as the vibrations on the Wahl are, the massager is extremely easy to hold and most of the punch is fed right through the head and into the chosen attachment. You'll have to experiment with each one to see what you like to use where, but there's enough variety to cover any body part and bring yourself off as well. But the Wahl is not for the faint of heart. It's extremely powerful! If you want something with a gentler touch and are looking to use this as a sex toy first and foremost, you might want to forego this one.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Please take care to remember that this is an electric massager, and thus is not waterprooof. The Wahl works through a plug attachment that must be used with an outlet, so if you're wanting something to take with you into the shower or off the grid, this isn't it. On the other hand, the fact that it doesn't take batteries means it's ready to go wherever you are, as long as there's somewhere to plug it in. But since the Wahl is electric, you need to be careful when wiping it down. The smooth plastic body is easy to clean and the attachment heads are thick and sturdy. Use a damp cloth to wipe down the body and remove the attachment heads entirely to soak and clean in soap and water.

Because of the material, this toy is ready to go with any lubricant.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

This toy is great for enhancing intimacy in the bedroom, alone or with a partner. I suggest using it to explore your body. The vibration patterns are strong even on the low setting, but I didn't find them jarring or painful. The variety of attachment heads let you play with different sensations. Take it slowly and see what feels good to you. It can help you get in touch with what you like and don't like, and if you use it with a partner you can explore new preferences and interests when it comes to sensations.

For me, though, it's all about the sex. I use the bulb head directly on my clitoris for the most powerful orgasms I've ever had in my life. Your mileage may vary, of course. I've heard a lot of people complain that it's just too strong for them to take, even on the lowest setting. If you have a problem finding a toy that's strong enough for you because of a lack of sensation or other difficulties, though, definitely give the Wahl a try. I used to be so frustrated that standard vibrators barely did anything for me, but once I met the Wahl there was no going back. It gives the kick that I need, it's easy to hold, and it's practically silent so I can use it whenever I want. (And trust me, I want to pretty frequently.)
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  • Contributor: puppylove
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: All His
    Great review!! thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: Isabel0329
    I have a Wahl and honestly while I do like it better than the Hitachi, I use them both about the same ... meaning I don't use them at all. I've really only ever used them when I needed an actual massage. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: LaSchwartz
    thanks for the review it was very helpful.
  • Contributor: MGDavicnigirl
    Thanks for your review. How many attachments does the Wahl come with? Do you know how much it weighs? How long/wide is it? Can the attachments be sterilized so you can share between partners? Are the vibrations rumbly or more buzzy? How loud is it?
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  • Contributor: Vii
    I've always been kind of intimidated by the attachments. Some of them look uncomfortable.
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