Wahl 2-Speed massager kit - wand massager by Wahl Clipper Corporation - review by softinvasion

Wahl 2-Speed massager kit

Wand massager by Wahl Clipper Corporation

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The Wahl is a great toy for experienced and beginner users. If you've been having trouble finding a toy strong enough to get you off, or you're having trouble getting off altogether, save some cash and invest in a Wahl. It gets the job done and then some. After a few uses, the unsightly look of the thing will start to appear more endearing as the Wahl proves its effectiveness.
Relatively Quiet, Deep vibrating sensations, Long power cord, Price
Ugly design/colors, Ugly packaging, Heavy, Can be numbing
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Let me start off by saying The Wahl Therapeutic Massager is hands down the strongest vibrator you can get for your money. It is also highly underrated next to its cousin the Hitachi Magic Wand. This toy delivers a great back, leg and shoulder massage, but let's not be naive. Like most things in life, this apparatus is best when perverted.

The Wahl has two (strong) speeds, a long cord that looks be around 7-8' long, and 7 massage attachments. A white draw string bag is provided to keep them at hand. The knuckle joint attachment, the muscle kneading attachment, the general body attachment,the facial vitalizer, the scalp stimulator, the deep muscle stimulator, and the spot applicator. Of these attachments I've found the spot applicator to be most effective, shaped like a little nub, it pinpoints vibrations. The general body attachment and the facial vitalizer are flatter attachments that can also be interesting due to the unique feeling of their vibrating edges. For awhile these provided the most fun sensations for me, but when I used either of these attachments with a dildo (which is tricky, the Wahl is heavy one-handed) I found myself getting quiet uncoordinated and painfully pinching some delicate areas between the dildo and the edge of the attachments. highly uncomfortable, so I switched back to the spot attachment and I believe that's where I'll stay.

To reiterate what countless reviewers have said before me (because they are RIGHT, and so right that I have no shame in admitting to blatantly plagiarizing them) the low and high settings on the Wahl could not be more different. They are two different sensations altogether. The low being a standard hitachi-like vibration, and the high setting being a deep, undulating, massage-y vibration.

That's not to say the 'low' is a piddly worthless vibe, however. It's powerful! Oftentimes it's all I need, with my clothes ON no less. But 'high' is a revelation. It is deep, y'all. Deeper than Donnie Darko or even like, Narnia. I'm talking clitoral Legs deep. I mean, how often do you Actually Feel your clitoral legs? It's almost as if something is grabbing my insides and violently, sensually shaking them (and that sounds awful but it's mad fun). In short, the moral of this pleasure-rant is that if you've been reading about Wahls you know there are 3 keywords to describe this toy on 'high': DEEP. PENETRATING. RUMBLY. And truer descriptions have never been uttered. Moving On...

The sound level of this tool is amazingly quiet. On the lower setting, it cannot be heard through a door, especially if used under some covers. The pitch of the vibrations is low and hummy, and doesn't sound much like a vibrator at all. The higher setting is a generous step louder, but is still a low rumble. If the attachments are too loose or tight, however, they can vibrate against the toy resulting in one of the LOUDEST, MOST OBNOXIOUS noises ever emitted from a mechanical device. So be careful if your working stealth.

One under-emphasized aspect of this toy is that after prolonged use it can get really hot. Like scorching hot, at the top of the device. Luckily, the handle does not reach such blistering temperatures, but it can be a little jarring if you accidentally touch it to your thigh. It can also be somewhat thrilling! Just a note.
So technically this isn't my personal experience with the Wahl, but I have had great success giving this toy as a gift to my friends. My most recent success story was with a friend of mine, a young adult, who had never experienced orgasm. I figured for the price, the Wahl was worth a shot. She received it for her birthday with a few tips- It's really strong, try putting a towel over it, warm up beforehand to prevent numbing.

A couple weeks later she tells me the Wahl changed her life. Not only did she learn how to orgasm through this toy, she also discovered she was an avid clitoral squirter.

And if that's not a success story I really don't know what is, folks.
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My Wahl 2-Speed massager kit tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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    When I first got into sex toys NOTHING could make me orgasm, until I bought this magical hunk of magic. Although my collection has grown exponentially, this is still one of my favorites. It is strong, quiet, rumbly, and always delivers. I'm glad you shared the love with a friend. Thanks for the great review.
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