Silky sheets - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by ToyGurl

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Not So Wonderful

Definitely regretting making this purchase. Don't recommend to anyone, but if you absolutely have to try it, try it in a bathroom or some room with floors that can be cleaned easily. It really penetrates a mattress and God forbid it gets on carpet!
Published:
Pros:
Easy to spray
Cons:
Hard to clean away, Allergy causing, Smells awful, Smell wont go away
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This product is not all it's cracked up to be. I didn't realize it was literally a powder, first of all. If you go and spray it too close to anything, you're stuck with a white tint of powder that only the strongest vacuum (thank God we have one) can get rid of. It also has an absolutely horrible smell. You get the vanilla, but there's this musky smell behind it that is a huge turn-off. I personally don't see how this could get anyone in the mood.


What's worse? I tried to use it three times. I give almost everything three chances before I throw it away or knock it completely. Now I'm regretting those three chances because I cannot get the smell out of our bedroom. My husband is sneezing and sneezing at night like he never was in this life, and even guests complain of a funky smell. We just blame it on anything we can while we hurry and turn the fan on and open the windows to get rid of the scent a little. It has literally penetrated the little carpet we have in our bedroom, and even the mattress seems to smell like this stuff.


I honestly don't know what to do at this point. I'm having the cleaners come on Monday to try and get the carpet smelling normal, and we're buying a new mattress because no matter how much we beat it, the scent is stuck there. For now we just mask the smell with Febreeze but that just makes matters worse.


I don't recommend this if you are sensitive to smells. The smell is overpowering and the Vanilla Fields in particular is just the kind of smell you run into at an old folks home. Awful idea to purchase this stuff... BAD idea! My hubby is suffering with sneezes for my mistake. (makes a sad face)


Directions: Spray about 3 feet from whatever you are attempting to make smell "good". This will help you avoid the powdery white tint. Although, if you have dark sheets it will still be noticeable. I don't recommend this for your bedroom. If anything, use it in a bathroom. But I'm begging you not to try this stuff.
Experience
Obviously didn't have a good experience with this one. Never purchasing anything like this again!
Follow-up commentary
Obviously hate this stuff. Not sure why it says five stars but I'll have to fix that. AWFUL. NEVER AGAIN.
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Comments
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Wow. As someone who is very sensitive to smells, I'll avoid this.

    Thanks for the review.
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    I'm sorry this was so bad for you. I don't like most things that are supposed to smell like "vanilla." We use the Mystical Musk, and not only do I have allergies, but I have migraines and this scent doesn't bother either of them!

    I think the specific scent has a lot to do with the quality of Silky Sheets. I LOVE ours. We're on our 3rd bottle, but I wouldn't buy the vanilla scent.

    I'm sorry this was so awful for you.
  • cheetahpita
    cheetahpita  
    Thanks for the review - and the warning about the smell. I think I'll be avoiding this as well.
  • Ivy Wilde
    Ivy Wilde  
    Ugh! Sounds horrible. Thanks for the warning.
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    aww dang iw as hopeful of this
  • Mihoshi4301
    Mihoshi4301  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the information!
  • calliope
    calliope  
    thanks I didn't know it was power!
  • destinationtwilight
    destinationtwilight  
    good review
  • Fuck it.
    Fuck it.  
    Ugh, that's awful. Thanks for reviewing, though. Were you ever able to get the smell out?
  • Darklyvan
    Darklyvan  
    Thanks for the review
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    Sorry it didn't work out for you. Thanks for sharing!
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