Silky sheets - spray discontinued by Classic Erotica - review by Lady Neshamah

My husband and I have a little joke that he is my dragon. And he loves mangoes, so they are called dragon treats. He just loves the smell and the taste of them. So when I see something that would spice things up for sex that is mango, I always get it.

The orange mango Silky Sheets was no different. It was, "Oooooo, this could be fun and just add to the bedroom play. He will love the smell and it should make us both a bit more extra-horny. And it should make the bedding feel good and soft. It should also help dry up the lube dribble as well."

But Silky Sheets was a total failure in everything I had hoped it would be.

We sprayed Silky Sheets on our play blanket to make the fleece softer. We were very happy that we laid out our play blanket on the bed. The spray got everywhere. I aimed it at the blanket, following the instructions of holding it a few inches above the blanket. But the powder stuff just blasted all over the blanket. It left a white residue all over the blanket that was a bit visually off-putting.

It didn't smell a thing like oranges or mangoes. It smelled like aerosol and baby powder -- not the most sexually stimulating scents. The baby powder wasn't that bad, but the aerosol made me think that someone just used a whole can of 80's hairspray in the bedroom -- definitely a sexual turn-off.

We let the bed dry for a bit, but when we got on, the stuff felt wet the whole time we were having our session. It didn't do a damned thing to help dry the lube that dripped as we played.

Our cuddly fleece blanket still felt like a cuddly fleece blanket. Silky Sheets didn't do a thing to soften the blanket at all. And the sheets that it got on also didn't feel any different at all either.

I have no idea about the pheromones that are supposed to be in Silky Sheets, but my husband and I were so put off by the stuff that it actually counteracted any pheromones that were supposed to be in it.

Once we finished our fun, the can of Silky Sheets was tossed into File 13. Translation: it got tossed in the trash. It just wasn't worth the space that it was taking up.

There really was no point in me keeping around my bottle of Silky Sheets. I hated it so much to start with that I tossed it out. Why keep around something that is just taking up the space?