System JO premium lubricant - silicone based lube by System JO - review by (Re)tired Stripper

JO lubricants are some of the highest-end products in their category. They deliver on their promises and then some. Slick enough for any application, I use JO for every variety of sex. My ass suddenly becomes greedy and just sucks in plugs, cocks, and any other anal pleasure object out there. My fingers glide effortlessly across my clit when I engage in solo delights, and I never have to reapply during an inopportune moment.

Pour a drop or two in the reservoir tip of a condom and watch his face light up. Since it's purely a silicone lubricant, JO plays well with latex condoms. It's also sublime for aquatic adventure! Shower sex has never been the same again; it's no longer an uncomfortably tight attempt full of awkward half-thrusts. Bath time bumpin' is a true pleasure with JO.

One caveat about silicone toys: JO's premium formula won't interact well with them and could warp/degrade their material. A lot of my favourites are vibes crafted of silicone, so that's a downside for me. However in those cases I just dig through my slippery apothecary collection and find a water-based solution.

I do like that the ingredients are so simple and contain no freaky preservatives. I worry about some of those scary toxin-loaded lubes that might turn my pretty vag-flower into a mutant swamp monster! I think JO is a great choice because while it is free of parabens and other nasties, it has a 24 month shelf life.

The texture turns to pure silk on the skin. It's like dousing your vulva in liquid satin. It's cashmere for your clit. Uhm...alpaca for your ass...? Ok, that's not a great analogy (anal-ogy, get it?!), but you get the picture. If you can show me a better all-purpose lubricant, I'd love to try it!

JO is luxe lube in its purest, finest form. It is thick enough that it won't slip out of your hands in the blink of an eye. It is silicone though, so be certain to close the bottle-- if it tips over, it will be difficult to ever scrub off of your nightstand. Silicone is great on the skin, but it isn't so hot on the sheets or furniture, so be wary of staining. It's not so thick that it won't drip off of the desired areas, so be sure to rub it in well. Which is win-win, as rubbing JO all over your genitals will feel phenomenal and stimulate that circulation.

Ok, so this lube doesn't feel natural: it feels supernatural.

Comprised of four synergistic silicones, I didn't expect JO to have much of any aroma or flavor. To get a faint scent out of this lube, I had to shove my nose in the bottle and inhale deeply. I like this; if I wanted a scented lube, I'd get one of the myriad flavors available on the market. I enjoy my lubes simple, clean, and sleek. There's no detectable taste to JO other than a mildly sweet flavour, which makes it wonderful for switching up during oral, vaginal, penetrative, or any other fun games you have in mind.

JO Premium's a good choice for anyone who is sensitive to preservatives, flavours, or fragrances. It contains only cyclopentasiloxane, cyclotetrasiloxane, dimethiconol, and dimethicone so I really don't know how the creators have blended such a potion out of such simple ingredients.

This is a lube that refuses to let go. It won't ever feel sticky, tacky, or greasy. JO lasts and lasts, perhaps longer than your love, dare I say?

Because it's pure silicone, it absorbs into the skin but creates a slick, friction-proof barrier. You won't feel the need to wash it off because it sinks right in. In fact, in a pinch you can use silicone lubricants as protective lotions against dry or frigid conditions.

After I noticed just how friction-resistant JO is, I decided to become my very own sexy lab rat. I did a full, against-the-grain pubic hair shave-- I mean I looked like a totally bald, Mexican Hairless cat. After I patted dry, instead of my usual cornstarch-based powder I rubbed on a few drops of JO. I felt completely fine with applying the lube all around my labia and perineum, of course. After a weekend of sheet-soaking sex romps, my crotch was smooth as the aforementioned Mexican Hairless pussycat (and a lot prettier to look at, I like to think). I feel like JO is a lot safer than other, similar anti-razor bump products, because most of them contain fragrances, dyes, parabens, or other things I'm not comfortable with.

JO holds up to most any activity you want to perform. My only gripe is the stain-factor, but I use dark sheets so I'm not too concerned.

There is a 30 ml bottle that is a sleek, vertical tube. It's clear with a black flip-top cap. The larger size is 2.5 fl oz and comes with the same cap and clear bottle. The print on the back instructs you to apply a small amount to the desired area, and to discontinue use if it happens to irritate. It mentions that JO is latex-compatible, long lasting, free of fragrance, and never sticky or tacky.

The label is discreet and attractive with black and white lettering. It does say "personal lubricant," but it's on the side in faint silvery print. The small bottle is tubular in structure and reminds me a bit of a beauty product. I keep it out in the open without any worries, even when the parents are over.

Being silicone lube, I don't love traveling with JO but I tightened the screw-top on the cap and stuck it in a plastic zip bag. It managed to voyage internationally without mishap, and the bag I stored it in had no residue on the inside. It didn't leak at all! The folks at JO really know their stuff.

You can also use JO Premium as a moisturizer or massage product and, as I found out, it's perfect to prevent razor bumps or irritation from shaving.