JO premium lubricant by System JO - review by cmm

Lubricant by System JO

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Silicone, I'm just not that into you.

This product just doesn't satisfy any of the requirements that I have for a daily masturbation lube. It's too viscous, not as slick, and hard to clean up. I will keep it for toy play and sex though. That 2.5 oz bottle will last a long time!
Long lasting and waterproof!
Will stain fabrics, requires soap and water to wash off skin
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I was super excited about this product when I ordered it. It's marketed as a premium, silicone lubricant and the price definitely reflects that. Even a tiny 2.5 oz bottle of this stuff runs about $15, but at the rate I'm using it, it'll last forever.

The product is a lot thicker than other lubricants I've used in the past, including other silicone based lubes such as WET Platinum. There is absolutely no smell or taste to it, contrary to some water based lubes I'm familiar with. I've found that this stuff just isn't as slick as my other lubes, although it does last a lot longer and can be used in the shower without the need for reapplication. I wouldn't recommend this for male masturbation (as the name seems to suggest), but for toy play or intercourse, this stuff is pretty excellent. Just make sure not to get it on your sheets because you'll have a pretty tough time getting it out!

I would recommend using it for shower play to keep it away from your sheets sheets and ease of cleanup. Seriously, you will do some serious scrubbing to get this stuff off of your skin because it sticks itself to you like crazy and it's incredibly waterproof. A simple rinse in the sink here won't cut it, only soap and warm water will do to remove it. However, this makes it really suited for shower sex or maybe even a pool or jacuzzi.

I've owned the same bottle for almost two years now and it rarely gets used anymore. For me, this lubricant simply doesn't meet my needs. There are plenty of good things about JO, but I feel like silicone lubes simply aren't for me. It's not terrible by any means, it's just not the product I was looking for.
I mainly use water-based lubricants for solo play as they clean up incredibly easily compared to silicones. It works great in the shower and is good for intercourse, but just keep it away from any expensive fabrics!
Follow-up commentary
I decided to give this stuff another try with the intention of writing this follow-up review, and when I popped the cap lube shot out and got all over my coverlet! I promptly threw the entire bottle away. I will never buy another silicone lube in my life!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My JO premium lubricant tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
    • Good for anal
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