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The screaming octopus reviews
Price: $12.99
 
 
 
 

The screaming octopus

NuclearTeapot
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NuclearTeapot
Ever want to be a pearl diver? Look elsewhere...
If all I needed were looks alone, Screaming Octopus would do it for me every time, but I need more than just a pretty face. This Octopus got my hopes up, but let me down with its weak and buzzy vibes. Soon I realized orgasm just was not going to happen, so I tried to use the Octopus as a good teasing toy for foreplay. Sadly, it failed there too and just left me wanting to go grab one of my other toys.
Cute, Discreet, Quiet
Weak, Watch Batteries, Buzzy
LongLeggz
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LongLeggz
Bigger Isn't Always Better
This toy is very simple and playful. It may not be a show stopper, but it's a great opener. For those just starting out, it's a great toy. For other, this is great for foreplay and has managed to outlast most other toys.
Discreet, soft, cute, and quiet. Removable bullet.
For those that are more "advanced", it just might not get you there...
ToyGeek
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ToyGeek
Too Cute to Hide
The screaming octopus is a fun little toy that will be enjoyed, but keep your expectations in line with the size of the toy. The shower is its preferred environment, so if you're not willing to take it there, don't blame the toy.
It's an adorable little octopus.
The vibrations might not be enough for some.
MommaILF
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MommaILF
The Squirting Octopus
The Screaming Octopus - my husband calls it the Squirting Octopus - is a fabulous, fun sex toy that couples can enjoy.
Small, very quiet, discreet, cute.
Needs more/bigger nubs, battery doesn't last very long.
Candi
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Candi
Read entire review
As I unpacked the Screaming Octopus, I wondered if it could get away with putting it on my key ring... great for someone who is really, really sensitive or with a partner as foreplay because it does stimulate those erogenous zones...
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Published:April 18, 2007
Hide-a-vibe reviews
Price: $16.99
 
 
 
 

Hide-a-vibe

BeautyMonster
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BeautyMonster
Overall, the shape—which is that of a lipstick—was the only reason I was attracted to the product, but it was such a disappointment as were the weak vibrations. I wish it had been better.
Cost
Misleading Advertisement, Weak Vibrations, Huge
Deux reviews
Price: $51.00 $169.99
 
 
 
 

Deux

Sammi
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Sammi
The Zini Deux is not just one, but two vibrators intended to make foreplay more fun. His piece is concave and meant for cupping sensitive areas, while her piece features a nub to stimulate the clitoris and also the surrounding areas. Multiple vibration levels, patterns, and a locking feature make the Deux a fun choice to spice up foreplay with your partner.
Unique design, comfortable to hold, nice vibrations and patterns, adds to foreplay.
Only comes with one charger, can be overcharged, not waterproof.
Neon luv touch lipstick vibe reviews
Price: $8.99
 
 
 
 

Neon luv touch lipstick vibe

Stephanie Marie
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Stephanie Marie
This is definitely a cute toy, thats for sure. But it is really LOUD, which is a HUGE turn off for me. The vibe are just moderate which was ehh for me.
Cute, yellow, discreet
LOUD, not very strong vibrations at all.
Tuesday
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Tuesday
This could potentially be a fun product, especially if you follow their suggestions to use it in semi-public places. But you'll need a sensitive clitoris and pinpoint vibrations will have to work for you for this vibrator to meet your needs.
Easy to use, cute
Pinpoint vibrations, moderate vibration strength, not actually waterproof
Wanachi mini mini mini reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
 
 

Wanachi mini mini mini

Bonanza Jellybean
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Bonanza Jellybean
As a body massager for erogenous zones, the Mini Mini Mini hits the mark. When it comes to clitoral stimulation, however, it falls short. This toy isn't the best choice for female-bodied individuals who require intense vibrations unless you have lube and the time and patience to work up to a solo orgasm. If a quiet mechanism, discrete appearance, and small size are important to you, I'd recommend giving this toy a chance.
very quiet, small, waterproof
vibrations could be more concentrated
Timaree
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Timaree
I was terrified when I took it out of the box that it would be a disappointment like the many similarly-sized discrete vibes I've tried before. What a pleasant surprise: super quiet, waterproof and totally effective.
compact, surprisingly powerful for its size, quiet
not easy to grip with slippery hands, watch batteries are annoying to have to replace when they die.
Reflections beauty reviews
Price: $32.99
 
 
 
 

Reflections beauty

AAAToyGirl
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AAAToyGirl
Overall, despite some interesting design flaws, I like this vibrator. It is glass and, unlike most glass toys, it is matte. This creates a rather unique feeling that I find interesting. It has three settings and is waterproof.
Glass, vibrates, three settings, waterproof.
Easy to turn off during use, hard to thrust with.
Bottle rockets Nova reviews
Price: $19.99
 
 
 
 

Bottle rockets Nova

AYoungHomeWifey
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AYoungHomeWifey
First Bottle Rocket
Would make a cute gift as the packaging is kind of kitschy. Great for some alone time with your clit.
Easy to store. Small enough to store pretty much anywhere.
Power button is too easy to unintentionally switch. Not much difference in speeds.
sassyNsensual
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sassyNsensual
To Infinity and Beyond...Not Exactly
The Bottle Rocket Nova is a great discreet vibrator for beginners or anyone who has roommates or lives in a dorm. It can be used as a clitoral vibrator and ,while it takes a while, gets you to an intense orgasm!
Discreet, easy care, waterproof, adorable design
Vibrations felt at base, making hand go numb
VioletMoonstone
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VioletMoonstone
Velvety, Soft, Swirly, and awesome!
The Bottle Rockets Nova is so soft! The swirls and the velvety texture feel amazing. Plus it's waterproof, comes in a cute plastic bottle, easy to turn on/off, and only takes 1 AA battery! The vibration is just strong enough for me but I would have loved more variety. I love that it's easy to clean and easy to open/close the cap to insert the battery. Everything about this toy is fantastic except the fact that it's small and only has one vibration setting.
Waterproof, Velvety/swirled texture, Only takes one AA battery, Cute packaging!
It's small and it only has one vibration setting. I'd like more variety.
rainybutterfly
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rainybutterfly
Best little toy ever!!!
This is my first purchase from this website, and actually, ever. I am very impressed with everything about this toy, and it does it's job VERY well!
Size, Shape, Vibrations are all awesome.
I don't like the sound it is quite noisy.
Ashley
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Ashley
A Waterproof Bottle Rocket? COOL!
If you're looking for a waterproof vibe that's easy to use and easy to hide, with maximum impact on your sexual experience, I highly recommend this toy.
Discreet, easy to hide, small in size, two different colors, easy to use.
The button is for turning on and off, there's no change in intensity.
Shane's World sorority party vibes Nooner reviews
Price: $9.99
 
 
 
 

Shane's World sorority party vibes Nooner

Kynky Kytty
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Kynky Kytty
Nooning All Day
If you are looking for a plain first toy, one that isn't intimidating in size, texture, or vibe intensity, the Nooner makes a very good candidate. It's a waterproof traditional vibrator that isn't especially long, but carries vibrations well through the plastic material.
Good plain toy that is easy to use and clean
Even if waterproof, the twisting cap holds on to water more than it should
kelelli
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kelelli
A Simple Yet Satisfying Afternoon Romp
If you've never tried a vibrator, absolutely try this one. Maybe you've tried other vibrators that weren't so great (as I have) and are looking for a better one; try this one.
Easy to use, silky smooth, powerful
I don't believe there are any cons, though I think it's important to know it's best for beginners.
Lithaewyn
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Lithaewyn
It's Noon(er)time!
This is a very basic multispeed vibrator. That being said, users shouldn't go in with high expectations. The Nooner fulfills its duties but nothing more. This is definitely a pass unless you love basic vibes or don't already have one in your collection—everyone should have at least one.
Small, texture, price, great for erogenous zones
Buzzy, not powerful, not quiet
Linga
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Linga
Fun in the After-Nooner?
The Nooner, even with its bad points, would make a good toy for someone who is starting out with toys. It's cheap, easy to control, has a great texture to the shaft, and can be quite a good external teaser for couples.
Good external stimulator Fairly powerful Small enough for travel
Not so good internally Hard to hold onto Very buzzy vibes
BluePixi
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BluePixi
Nooner, simple compact traditional vibe.
Nooner is a compact traditional vibe with simple controls. The battery life and amount of power are adequate but the size may be lacking for some people. This is a very basic vibe without any bells and whistles. It is good for a first toy, not so much for someone who already has plenty of toys that go buzz.
small, traditional shape, dial base. good clit vibe.
not waterproof
MoonRei
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MoonRei
Nooner is the best!
This toy is amazing and I highly recommend it for anyone! Beginner or advanced toy users will love this! The texture feels good against your skin, and the vibes range from low to high. The only bad thing I can even think of about it is the color variety. They only have pink, purple, and green available. Some people do like other colors, but all in all A++!
Velvety texture, waterproof
I really can not think of any cons to this. Maybe more color options for those who want more?
Travel vibes Anguilla reviews
Price: $19.99
 
 
 
 

Travel vibes Anguilla

 cherryredhead88
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cherryredhead88
This is yet another unique design from Evolved Novelties. Its small size and interesting shape will make it the perfect travel companion, but if you like deep vibrations and a bit bigger of a toy you may want to pass this up. [bold|Note] In my video I said that this is non porous but it is somewhat porous, so please disregard statement. I am a little rusty!
Unique design, size is perfect for travel or discretion.
Size and light buzzy vibes can be a con for some.
Little secret kiss reviews
Price: $27.99
 
 
 
 

Little secret kiss

FoxyRoxy
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FoxyRoxy
Little Secret Kiss, Keeps Your Secrets!
All in all this item isn't a bad toy. I could go with or without it either way. I hated that the vibration was soft. I'm a pressure lover so this toy wasn't spectacular. Although I will keep it in my toy chest for couples play. We both enjoyed that a lot!
Small and discreet, batteries included, quiet, soft, plushy
Low vibration, only one vibration setting,
 namelesschaos
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namelesschaos
Come Give Me A (vibrating) Kiss
The Little Secret Kiss is a silicone vibrator sleeve that comes with a powerful, waterproof, and quite one speed bullet vibe. The hot pink sleeve, has a whimsical non-intimidating appearance and the small tip provides good pinpoint stimulation (e.g. great for nipple stimulation) and turns the vibrations in to more of a fluttering. The two items can be used individually making this a good versatile value. Lastly the toy's small size makes it travel friendly and good for use during intercourse.
Versatile, travel friendly , good for pinpoint stimulation, soft plushy silicone, pretty color
Not good if you need pressure or something insertable, Included vibe is only one speed
 Kayla
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Kayla
Let's Keep You My Dirty Little Secret
The Little Secrets Kiss is a set of a bullet and a silicone sleeve. Each item can be used separately, but when used together, you can expect a good toy for general stimulation and teasing sensations. The silicone sleeve's squishy silicone feels sensual while the bullet's plastic surface makes it an ideal candidate for clitoral use even when not in the silicone sleeve.
Silicone is plushy, Quiet, Versatile, Good choice for low-vibration lovers, Can use other bullets
Not for pressure-lovers, Only one speed, Vibrations are pretty soft
Shane's world waterproof study buddy reviews
Price: $15.99
 
 
 
 

Shane's world waterproof study buddy

DrNike69
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DrNike69
The Shane's World Waterproof Study Buddy is a great addition to any toybox. Its very small size, waterproof functions, and cute look make it great for travel, solo play, couples play, and virtually any other occasion. It is a basic, straightforward toy that would make a great tool in the bedroom (or the shower, or the bathtub, or the kitchen, or....)
Small, Discreet, and a powerhouse without wasting batteries
Can be loud, Jelly material not the best
Im'DLytFull
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Im'DLytFull
Although this buddy has a nice vibration, is very cute, waterproof, and travel friendly, the batteries do not last long at all.
Waterproof, Small, Travel friendly
Batteries die quickly
Compact vibe mini reviews
Price: $17.99
 
 
 
 

Compact vibe mini

Girlygirl7
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Girlygirl7
Rumbley Fun, discreet but not silent!
Overall, this vibrator was fun to use. After enough times dealing with the frequent battery replacement and breaking my nails to do so I pretty much ditched the vibe. I would recommend it as a gift for a friend but include a bunch of AAA batteries with the gift!
Cute colors Nice "rumble" as opposed to "buzz" Multiple settings
Batteries Noise
SexyG
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SexyG
More than I expected
The 5 Function Compact Vibe is so worth the money. You'll have loads of fun without spending a fortune! If you're looking for a gift or something new to try, I highly recommend this. I should have done this years ago!
Small, discreet, and quiet
No instructions on how to put in the batteries.
DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
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DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
Small Package, Strong Vibes.
This is a great vibe if you need pinpoint clitoral stimulation and strong vibrations. It's small enough to stash in a drawer or under a pillow. It can even be used in the tub. Just be sure you've got a small brush handy for clean-up time.
Strong and quiet, small.
Ridges are a hassle to clean, skips random settings.
Gabe
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Gabe
A whole lot of vroom in very little room.
This vibe packs a lot of power in its unassuming pink package. An ideal toy for those seeking intensity and rigidity over frills, the Compact Vibe delivers a back-to-basics vibration experience. It takes its place beside other bullet, egg and pocket rocket style toys as a simple but satisfying toy that can be used for solo or partner play.
Strong vibration, compact.
Have to cycle through options before turning off.
Openfire
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Openfire
This puny thing can't be THAT powerful...
Very nice waterproof vibrator! VERY strong and has 5 different settings (Low, medium, high, pulsating and increasing pulsating). Small enough for travel and super smooth to the touch, thanks to the velvet coating on the hard plastic. Very nicely constructed and very cute in person. Uses 2 AAA batteries (not included).
Waterproof, very powerful, quiet enough.
Too small for penetration.
Miss Jane
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Miss Jane
Small But Mighty
This is a great toy for those who want something small, strong, and without the bells and whistles. It's waterproof and travel-sized, so it's perfect for a weekend getaway and for pressing between bodies during partner play.
Travel-sized, small, strong vibrations.
Push-button control.
Saraid
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Saraid
Back to Basics: Not so bad after all
For a basic vibrator that has multiple functions, the Compact Vibe Mini is a good choice. It offers a lot of power in a small package and is easy to store and take on trips. Overall the Compact Vibe Mini is definitely worth the purchase for something simple and very effective.
Very powerful, multiple functions, easy to care for, quiet.
Very basic, may not meet the expectations of those who have used higher priced toys.
Mei reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
 
 

Mei

bluekaren
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bluekaren
The Mei is waterproof, small and fun!
I like this toy and I have been using it more than my bullet for clitoral simulation, since it is just one piece. It is small and fun sized with a great non-porous, velvety feeling texture that is really user-friendly.
small, great non-porous material, 3 speeds
speed control does not always respond when pressed, small in size
mica123
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mica123
Mei oh Mei!
Mei is worth trying out if you are a beginner. Even if you aren't a beginner, Mei can be used for much more than a vaginal toy, with a little imagination.
Waves/ribs, push-button function, smoothness
Girth, could use more vibe functions
PussyGalore
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PussyGalore
A Timid Paramour
This is a middle-of-the-road vibrator, good for penetration and shower play! The vibrations may not be deep enough for some, but may be perfect for others! Mei stands somewhere between a traditional vibrator and a bullet.
Shape, Girth, Overall design
Vibrations are wonky
Ariel J
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Ariel J
Not Recommended
This toy lacks features that could cause orgasms. It will not hit your g-spot, but may be strong enough for a clitoral orgasm on its highest setting. The way the toy is operated is very simple, but in a good way. One button on the bottom, pushed once each time you want to increase vibration or turn it off. The waterproof feature could prove to be convenient. The only reason I would use this toy again is if my other one broke.
Color Waterproof Portable No smell
Noise level Shape Lacking Vibration Power
Reflections ecstasy reviews
Price: $32.99
 
 
 
 

Reflections ecstasy

Sugar Sweet
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Sugar Sweet
This is a pretty good toy. It has a nice shape and a nice size. It's really light weight even though it has glass, and it's surprisingly warm. The vibrations aren't that strong, but it works really well for a clitoral vibrator.
Fun, cute, not embarrassing, nice shape, safe and hygienic materials, light weight, nice color.
The vibes could be stronger.
Travel vibes Ipanema reviews
Price: $19.99
 
 
 
 

Travel vibes Ipanema

~LaUr3n~
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~LaUr3n~
This is a good buy due to the awesome design, lock-tight waterproofing, safe material, and ability to finish me on the highest setting. It might not be enough for everyone though. It's still a great companion for a vacation!
Unique design, solid construction, waterproof, great for travel, small package.
Can we stray from the pink and purple please?, a bit weak, ribs are not that noticeable
Alicia
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Alicia
If you're looking for some light G-spot stimulation, or simply just want an adorably cute and unique toy, Ipanema might just be the vibe from you. It's made out of a hard plastic which is body safe and the controls are simple to use. Ipanema's waterproof construction and low noise make this an ideal toy for shower play and for roommate situations.
Small, discreet, cute design.
Some might find the power a bit lacking, G-spot design but short shaft.
I rub my duckie holiday ball paris reviews
Price: $27.99
 
 
 
 

I rub my duckie holiday ball paris

jakjak
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jakjak
This is a really non-intimidating sex toy. Also, just by looking at it, no one would really know that it was a sex toy if they saw it in a bathroom . . . well, if you had kids, anyway . . . This is a great seasonal addition to the 'I Rub my Duckie' brand and would be a great surprise for the holiday.
Playful. Elegant. Big vibrations.
A little loud, but once it's pressed against the body it stays relatively quiet.
Valyn
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Valyn
Have some real happy holidays with this ducky! For some nice bathtub toy fun, this sexy little duckie knows just what you need! It's simple, easy to use, easy to clean, and does the job!
Pretty good vibrations, body safe, waterproof
Nothing I can think of!
Little secret whisper reviews
Price: $27.99
 
 
 
 

Little secret whisper

Pleasure Piratess
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Pleasure Piratess
Whether you are looking for a discreet vibe that will fit in your purse, one that you can use during sex, or simply a good go-to vibe with strong vibrations... you can be sure that the Tantus Whisper will fit the bill.
Strong vibrations, 100% Platinum silicone, Whisper-quiet.
One speed, No patterns.
YOOO reviews
Price: $99.99
 
 
 
 

YOOO

Owl Identified
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Owl Identified
The Yooo is Fun Factory's first foray into the Land of Dual Motors and it is a masterfully executed one indeed. True to their reputation for innovation, Fun Factory strikes out boldly with bubbly, voluptuous geometry, a series of thrilling patterns and a wide range of vibration depths. Rather than re-hashing the old and predictable, the Yooo sets a whole new standard for dual vibrators and luxury toys all around.
Wide range of vibration depths, speeds and patterns, non-porous, compact, low maintenance.
Buttons hard to push, loud, will not suit all anatomies, no storage, charging can be difficult.
Be sexy mini vibe reviews
Price: $18.99
 
 
 
 

Be sexy mini vibe

BrittyBanks
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BrittyBanks
It's like Mighty Mouse- small and packs a punch!
The Be Sexy should be in everyone's home. It's a small toy that really gets you where you need to be when it comes to stimulation. It's a fun toy to use by yourself or with a partner.
Small, powerful, discreet, quiet.
Only con I have is that I don't have 10 of them lying around!
AuburnBitch
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AuburnBitch
The Fun Light!
It is very quiet and discreet, I can take it any where with me and no one knows any different. The only down fall to this toy is it's a single speed.
it was quiet and discreet easy to cut on and off
only has one speed
SweetestAngelGoneBad
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SweetestAngelGoneBad
Be Sexy Indeed!
The Be Sexy Mini Vibe is a single speed push button clitoral stimulator. It's great for a beginner as well as a pro. The bulb surface gives a bit of drag for a little extra stimulation. It's fairly quiet, and small enough for discreet use. You can easily slip it in your pocket for on the go stimulation, and is splash proof.
Small, travel friendly, cute design
only thing I can think of is that its only one speed.
Dolphin with dual silicone teasers reviews
Price: $18.99
 
 
 
 

Dolphin with dual silicone teasers

Miss Alice
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Miss Alice
Fellow dolphin lovers, this Dolphin was not for me. Its price, construction, and performance failed to live up to the Flipper of my dreams.
Safe materials, waterproof, dolphin lovers
Cheap construction, pink, one setting
Sweet Blue Baby
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Sweet Blue Baby
This toy is cute and small, and will get the job done. It works well for clitoral stimulation, just watch out for the dorsal fin while rubbing it around.
Small, waterproof, and effective.
Only one speed.