Incognito lipstick vibe - discreet vibrator by Topco Sales - review by kadytheredpanda

Ooh, Lipstick! ... Wait, what the-?

The appeal of a lipstick shaped vibrator is obvious: it's discreet, easy to place in your bag, and just plain cute. While initially fun to play with, over time it will ultimately become nothing more than a decoration on your nightstand.
One battery
Easy to travel
Hard to position against clit
One vibration
Lack energy as battery drains
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I can see the appeal of a vibrator disguised as a lipstick tube. Some people live with very nosy relatives or roommates. Some people are just really introverted and are embarrassed at the thought of owning a traditional shaped vibrator. And some people just want something that they can place in a suitcase or purse without its true purpose being obvious to the naked eye.

I bought this vibrator last October so that I could have a toy that was easy to travel between school and home, and that could trick my nosy family members. And I have to say, the vibrators disguise really does work. My snoopy brother got to the mail first and opened the package before I could get to it. Right when I came downstairs he yelled at me about how I would waste money on a tube of lipstick when I rarely, if ever, wear makeup. (Then again, it probably also helped that the toy's packaging was mostly just pink and had very little wording on it.) My makeup crazy little sister, meanwhile, saw the thing when it was out of its packaging. She promptly ran towards it, opened the tube with glee, and was disappointed to see a pink plastic lipstick shaped thingy inside it. Gotta love it when you trick the siblings...

The lipstick vibrator is made out of plastic. I don't use lube with it because it's mostly just for clitoral and nipple stimulation, but you can use water based if you do want it. To clean it off, just wash with water and soap. This is a relatively low maintenance toy.

Just like most pocket rockets, you just insert a battery (one AAA in this case) and then twist the bottom half to turn on and off. There are arrows on the toy's inside to help you when you insert and remove batteries. The toy also has only one speed and a high pitched buzz when in operation, just like most pocket rockets. The vibrations are great for the beginner and foreplay, but intermediate and advanced toy users would most likely be bored out of their minds. It doesn't help that as the battery dies the vibrations also lessen in intensity. It also doesn't help that unless your clitoris is fully aroused, it can be hard to position the pointed end where the vibrations are located against it.

I loved this toy when I first got it, but as time has gone by I've used it less and less. I'm glad I got it really cheap because at the price it's currently being offered, it's a rip-off. If you like your vibrators to be useful until they break or die, this toy isn't for you.
Follow-up commentary
It's just too weak for me. I still don't have a good use for it other than as a prop. As a pretend play toy it's fun, but as a sex toy it sucks.
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My Incognito lipstick vibe tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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  • Pink Jewel
    Thanks for the review
  • Breas
    I don't think this would be good for me seeing as it only has one vibration mode. but it's really cute! Thanks for the review!
  • LaLaLouise
    I'm sorry it was a disappointment to you, but thanks for the review!
  • Miss Anonymous
    I tend to stay away from vibes like that, and your review proves why I do! Thank you for sharing.
  • kadytheredpanda
    Thanks for the reviews, y'all!

    At least thanks to toys like these I now know what I like. So at least there's a silver lining here.
  • PassionQT
    I own one of these and although it could be useful for some, it did nothing for me, but if I were stuck on a desert island and only had this, I'd find some way to make it work!
  • Bignuf
    Great review...thank you.
  • Apirka
    Thank you for sharing! And honestly, if my brother had ripped open my mail, I think I would have told him that it was a vibrator just to see how fast he'd drop it. Haha
  • Darklyvan
    Thank you for the review
  • lilys
    thank you
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