Incognito lipstick vibe - traditional vibrator by Topco Sales - review by Eva Schwaltz

Incognito Indeed

This is a vibrator, disguised as a lipstick, so no one will be able to tell what it is. It is perfect for travelling, or for keeping in your cosmetic bag if you have nosey roommates. It is super quiet, that no one on the other side of the door/wall will be able to hear it.
Quiet, Discreet, Compact
Not waterproof, Only one speed
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Incognito Lipstick Vibe from Topco Sales is designed to look like a tube of lipstick, making it a perfect vibrator for those who live with people, especially nosey ones. You can use it to stimulate the opening to your vagina, but it is best used for external stimulation.

This is great for beginners, but anyone who is experienced will enjoy this too. It is not waterproof, so you can't bring it in the shower with you, or else you will damage it. Couples can use this for partner play, but it is also great for those lonely times also.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Compact
    • Discreet
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The entire toy is made of smooth, hard plastic. You can use any lubricants with it, but you may not need any since there is really no drag with this toy.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This vibrator will easily pass as a cosmetic item. It has a lid that pulls off, much like a real lipstick. It has a length of 3 ¾” and a diameter of ½” so you can easily carry this around and store it anywhere.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator only has one speed of steady vibration. The vibration is buzzy, but you can press it against you, and the vibrations will not diminish. The entire toy vibrates, so your fingers may get numb after extended use. It is super quiet, so if noise is an issue for you, this is a good discreet toy to get.

It is operated by one AAA battery, not included. The base twists off to reveal the battery compartment. Twisting the base will also turn the toy on, and sometimes I get confused about wich way I should turn it in order to turn it on.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

It is best to use a toy wipe, or a damp cloth with soap to clean this toy. It is not waterproof, so it can’t be submerged. Plastic won't react with other materials, and it won't pick up any loose particles, so it is safe to store anywhere.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I don’t really have to worry about people going through my things, but I love having items that are disguised as something else. The vibrations are a little too buzzy and pinpointed to get me off, but I love using it as a warm up toy. It also makes for a great travel item because it is so compact. I definitely recommend this for any woman to have in her purse.
Follow-up commentary
Although this is very discreet, I don't find it strong enough for me. The vibrations are too buzzy for my taste. I have the We vibe Tango which is almost the same shape and I prefer to use that one because it's a lot stronger.
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  • Sunshineamine
    Great review. I should really pick this up since my man and I are going on a vacation next week and none of my current toys are very travel friendly. You're review inspired me
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Enjoy your vacation! Thanks for reading.
  • ToyGurl
    Great review! This one is so cool. I've been meaning to buy it but I'm not sure the strength would work for me. I see that you've compared it to the Mia. Is it similar in strength or just design?
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the in depth review.
  • JGrey
    Thank you for review!
  • Apirka
    Thank you for sharing! This seems to be one of the best discreet toys but it doesn't sound like it would be strong enough for me.
  • Darklyvan
    Thank you for the review
  • lilys
    thank you
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