Decadence curves - discreet massager by Doc Johnson - review by dopy

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Not too shabby

There are a few flaws in this bullet, but it's very lightweight and small. If you need a powerful bullet that is travel friendly and discreet, this may be a good one for you. It's easy to use the Decadence Curves for massage sessions because it transfers a nice buzz.
Doubles as a massager
Hard to Adjust Speed
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Decadence Curves is a hard working little bullet. The curvy shape makes it easy to use during solo or partner play. The Decadence Curves works great for clitoral stimulation as well as use on the neck, back, and breasts. You could easily double this bullet as a light weight massager as it has a comfortable buzz to it and is smooth against all body parts.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Decadence Curves is velvety smooth to the touch. Just the feeling of this bullet turns me on, so when it starts buzzing I know I'm in for a good time. The Decadence Curves is made of a velvet/rubber coat, so you know it's a pretty safe material. It's non-porous and phthalate-free, easy to clean, lubricant friendly, and a great conductor of vibrations. In addition, even though it has a rubber coat it does not have that disgusting rubber odor to it, and it doesn't taste like anything either.

Buzzy 2
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This bullet has a revolutionary shape to it. It is in the shape of a finger!

Buzzy 3

Actually, I think this is a fantastic idea. What's better than a finger that vibrates? I guess the answer would have to be one that vibrates and is flexible. Unfortunately this bullet is not flexible, but it is still comfortable to play with. As far as discreetness, I think this vibrator is pretty discreet. It is actually around the size of a bullet and shouldn't be that difficult to hide in case of an emergency or even in storage. Doc Johnson even provides you with a nice little case that I think resembles a feminine pad. This could make it a lot more discreet when you're storing it away or carrying it around.

Buzzy 4

The Decadence curves is easy to fit in tight spaces being only 4 1/2 inches long and easy to insert having an insertion length of only 3 1/2 inches, circumference of 3 inches, and a diameter of 1 inch.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Decadence Curves is a little loud. It's noisy enough to be heard through covers and probably a closed door but not both. The biggest flaw in the design would have to be adjusting the speed. It's hard to not twist off the battery casing when turning the speed control on the bottom of the bullet because when you turn the speed lower, the battery casing twists off with it. Other than those two downsides, the Decadence Curves is a great little toy with powerful vibrations.

Care and Maintenance

Taking care of this toy is very straightforward. It's waterproof, so just use some antibacterial soap and water or wipe down with isopropyl alcohol. Don't boil it though. It dries up fast because of the silicone material, so don't bother putting it out to dry. As far as lubrication goes, a nice water or silicone based lubricant will do the job without damaging your toy. This toy is powered by 1 AA battery that is not included, but this battery is easy to come by, so that should be no problem.

Buzzy 5
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Decadence Curves comes nicely packaged in a plastic box. In the box, you will find the little velvety bullet and a plastic case for it. The AA battery required to operate the device is not included with packaging. However, Eden conveniently sells batteries too.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

Thanks to Eden for letting me try this product free of charge! It makes a nice addition to my collection.
Follow-up commentary
Aside from the fact that it's loud, I still like this toy. I use it every now and then only because I like the variation.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Silverdrop
    Thanks for the photos.
  • K101
    Fabulous review! I love all the detail and photos you included This is one neat little vibe. I love the container. Looks perfect for carrying in a purse. Thanks for all the info!
  • deltalima
    Nice. I like the case.
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for the review and pictures.
  • Badass
    Great review and pics! Thank you for sharing!
  • roskat
    Seems way too loud for my liking.
  • Jacobbbsmommy
    thx for review!
  • laceypanties
    Thank you!
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  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • TigerLily9
    thanks bunches for the review!
  • ViVix
    Thanks for all the pics!
  • Feisty
    Thanks for sharing!
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