Decadence curves - discreet massager by Doc Johnson - review by Miss Anonymous

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The Decadence Curves is a cute, discreet vibe that is perfect for just about anyone. The multiple vibrations allow for personalized comfort. It's waterproof for those who enjoy bath-time fun. The Decadence Curves also comes with its own storage case, which makes it perfect for hiding and traveling.
Comes with storage case, travel friendly, waterproof, smooth, multiple settings.
Not strong enough, limited vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Decadence Curves is a very odd toy, only because of the shape. It's best used to stimulate the clitoris. You can also use it to stimulate the nipples or any other sensitive skin. The Decadence Curves is perfect for almost anyone, and can be used in just about any setting. You can use it when you are alone or with a partner, and it makes the perfect warm up toy. It's perfect for almost anyone because of the vibrations and the shape. The vibrations aren't the strongest, but if you are someone who needs softer vibrations then this would be perfect for you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The core of the Decadence Curves is made out of plastic, but it has a velvet cote. Velvet cote is easy to clean, lubricant friendly, and a great conductor of vibrations. The velvet cote doesn't have any type of taste, nor does it have any type of smell. The texture is perfect for anyone. It's a smooth texture, which is perfect for people starting out or people who just don't like texture. The velvet cote does add a little more drag than normal. You may need to add a little more lube when you are using it.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I'm actually indifferent about the design. I like it, but then I don't. I like it because the "beak"- like tip is perfect for pinpoint stimulation. If you are a sucker for pinpoint stimulation, then you will enjoy this little vibe. The odd shape does allow it to sit on your clit and almost hug it. I don't like it because it can take a little getting used to. You may have to move it around and find what angle works best for you.

The Decadence Curves is a length of 4 1/2 inches, an insertable length of 3 1/4 inches, a circumference of 3 inches, and a diameter of 1 inch. Although it does have an insertable length, it would be best to use it for external stimulation only. When using it internally you can easily lose your grip on it. The Decadence Curves is perfect for travel you can hide it in your pocket. You can even throw it into your purse without taking up much space. When needing to hide it, you can put it under your pillow or into your drawer. The overall size is very beginner friendly because it isn't very intimidating.
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    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is very easy to use. This little vibe has a turn dial knob on the bottom. Turning it to the right turns it on. The vibrations start off in a low setting, and as you turn it more the vibrations become stronger. The decadence doesn't have any special setting: it has your normal low, medium, and high settings. This can be a little boring for some, while others may not have a problem with it. The vibrations are mostly focused at the tip in the "beak" of the vibrator. When it’s on its highest setting, it can give you a mild case of itchy fingers.

The vibrations are not that loud at all. At its highest setting, I give the Decadence Curves 3 vrooms. When using it in a silent room/house you may be able to hear it through a closed door. That is a huge maybe! When you have the TV going or some other noise, you barely hear it. When used in the water the vibrations aren’t weakened, although they can get a little louder than when you aren't in the tub.

The Decadence Curves runs on one AA battery. One battery does last about 3-4 uses, depending on what setting you use and how long you use it.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Caring for the Decadence Curves doesn't take too much. Velvet cote can be cleaned with anti-bacterial soap and water or a 10% bleach solution. You can also use your favorite toy cleaner. The Decadence Curves can be used with water and silicone based lube. When you aren't using it, you can store it in the case that it comes with; the case keeps it protected from outside elements. It also makes traveling with it very easy. You should be sure to clean it before and after every use. It can be used with a partner, but if it isn't a fluid bonded partner, I wouldn't recommend sharing this without a condom.
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    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The package that it comes in is rather pink. It has different shades of pink. The case is plastic and completely see through. It does make a good gift, but it should be given in a private setting. The box does have useful information on it. It can be used as storage if you like, but because it comes with its own storage case it isn't really needed. You can just trash the box once you’re done with it.
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    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Personal comments

I personally think it looks like a duck beak?


I was a little thrown off by the odd shape of the Decadence Curves but, once I got down to actually using it, I liked it way more than I thought I was going to. It does require you to take your time and figure out what works best for you. The dip and "beak" like shape does work well, but it can be annoying. I personally had to take about 2 minutes to figure out what is best for my body. I do wish that it was a little stronger, and had a little more variation. I do like that it comes with its own case, because not that many lower priced toys come with their own storage.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    It's definitely an odd shape, but I'm a sucker for pinpoint vibrations so I might wish list this. My only reluctance is that it may be too loud and weak for me.
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