Climax gems wisteria waves - discreet massager by Topco Sales - review by gretsch1963

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Hysteria over Wisteria

The material, intensity, and lack of patterns are the only things bringing this toy down. We continue to use it periodically because it is waterproof and has a fun texture, but in our opinion, this toy is about average. Not bad, not great, and certainly worth trying if you are in the market for a waterproof toy with a cool and unique design.
Quiet, Waterproof, AA Batteries, Texture
Intensity, Lack of Patterns, Material
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is perfect for playing inside (G-Spot) or out (Clit). The texture of the vibe makes you want to keep it moving wherever you decide to play. This toy is perfect for any situation. It is quiet enough to be used behind a single closed door and not be noticed, but powerful enough to help you along. It is even waterproof, so you can play with it in the bath tub, the shower, or on your bed. It is completely up to you! It is certainty not our strongest toy, but for some, it may be able to take you over the edge. You can use it alone, or with a partner, and even with other toys! This toy is truly for everyone from beginner to seasoned vet.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is jelly (discussed later in the review). On its own, it can sometimes feel sticky or tacky (making it a magnet for small fibers, etc). Lube is a necessity with this toy. The texture is really the best part. The waves provide a versatility that keeps you coming back. The tip is designed for g-spot stimulation while the other waves (depending on you body) may also stimulate the g-spot during penetration. From the outside, the waves provide some variance as it is moved over your clit and labia. The smell was not particularly noticeable to us. Nor was the taste...
    • Bumpy
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

The size of the toy is 5" long (insertable) and 1.5" in diameter. The size is not to big and not to small. The length makes it perfect for penetration to stimulate your g-spot, or for some your deep spot. The size makes it very easy to slip into a purse, small bag, etc. Just be sure to take the batteries out for travel as the controls can sometimes have a mind of their own (Discussed later).

The claim to fame of this toy is the wave design. The designers were hoping for a toy that when used for penetration would bring waves of pleasure as it went over your G, or from the outside, over your clit. I will say that the design, in principle, works. If texture is more your thing, this vibe will work for you. If you like a really strong vibe, then this might not work for you. We tend to like a stronger vibe, but this one worked for us. It isn't our favorite toy, but the design keeps us coming back.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls conveniently located and easy to use. The dial is located at the back end of the vibe. It is a single rotatable dial which controls the intensity of the vibe. This toy does not have any patterns (negative). You can start out slow for a tease, and work your way up to what we consider to be an average intensity for a toy of this size. It uses a single and easy to find AA battery, which likely accounts for the lack of intensity. However, the major upside is how quiet the toy operates.

The vibrations run through the length of the toy with the tip seeming to be the most active. The design makes this toy great in the shower, or in the bath tub. Given its material, it is not recommended you use this toy in a public pool, hot tub, etc as it cannot be completely sanitized in the same way a more body friendly toy may be. As mentioned previously, if you are going to travel with this vibe, it is important to take out the batteries. The controls can have a life of their own when jostled around with some of your other belongings because they are so simple to use.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The product is made of jelly which can't be sterilized like silicone so no boiling water. Since jelly toys can't be sanitized they shouldn't be shared-unless you put a condom over them. Clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. Don't use strong soaps on them and keep in a cool dark place.(Taken from Eden Fantasys)
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
This toy hasn't made it into our regular rotation. It's not strong enough for us to use. We prefer some of our other toys that have stronger vibrations and patterns. We keep it around though just as a back up to our others.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    That material is certainly a bummer. Thanks for the review.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing. good review.
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  • gretsch1963
    Thanks for reading!
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