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A different take on porn

This is perfect for the straight woman who is not really a fan of hard-core porn. If you love romance novels, then this movie would be great for you. If you like some banging sex then move on, this is not that kind of movie.
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Pros:
It's pretty, it's soft and it has nice music.
Cons:
It can get boring, because it is just the same basic sex scene done four times
Rating by reviewer:
3
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This movie is for straight women. Period. I doubt very many men will like it because it really lacks in the 'fucking' department. It is sensual. It is filmed in a soft lighting way that is pretty. There are equal amounts of oral on both the males and the females. The music is really nice, very soft and pretty, just like the rest of the movie. There is lots of kissing. There is no anal. There is no girl-on-girl. It is all just a sweet movie about love with actual penetration.

This all makes perfect sense when you consider it is made as a romantic porn movie. As I said, made for straight women and especially for straight women who are not into your usual porn. This would be an excellent movie for a guy who is trying to ease his girlfriend/wife into watching porn with him.

So, the plot is that Kiara Diane has died, and she is in a place that is sort of a holding tank (you go there before you actually get to go to heaven) and she must choose one memory to take to the afterlife with her. Xander Corvus is helping her with this task (and may I interject here that Xander is drop-dead gorgeous?) There are four sex scenes in the movie: Brooke Lee Adams and Danny Mountain in the first scene, used to illustrate a memory that someone chose; Allie Haze and Xander Corvus in the second scene where Allie is Xander's assistant and has a crush on him. This scene turns out to be her imagination; Victoria White and Rocco Reed in the third scene as a couple who are making a memory and then the last scene is Kiara Diane and her husband Chris Johnson, being the memory she will take with her. It is possible that she actually dreamed the entire situation and that she is not really dead. They leave that to you to figure out.

My problems with the movie are: Kiara Diane does not seem at all upset or surprised in the beginning to discover she is dead. In the Allie Haze scene, her shoes are at least two sizes too big for her. (As a woman with a shoe fetish, this bugged me for the rest of the movie) Why do men need condoms in heaven? Are we to believe that you can still catch an STD or knock up a woman after you are dead? If so, that sort of sucks...

It has its appeal to be sure. I am not that big a fan of just straight porn anyway, so I may be biased. I did think it was a damn good try, though.
Follow-up commentary
This movie is so good that we actually have watched it twice more and that is really unheard of around here when it comes to porn. Usually we watch something once and into the drawer it goes, to languish in porn limbo. But we took this one out and watched it again... and then we actually watched it a third time! This is still very erotic and enjoyable, and that is amazing in a porn movie.
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  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review. I have this one on the way, I'll see if my wife will like it.
  • C4ss
    C4ss  
    Thanks for the review! I'll watch this one.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    I kinda liked the plot on this one. I didn't notice the shoes being too big though; Now I'm gonna have to rewatch to see it.
  • Solar Ray
    Solar Ray  
    Good review. Definitely looks like softer porm than I usually like... but I could see it as a good item for "romantic" couples.
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    Good review. My husband and I found it hard to believe she wasn't more upset about being dead and the part condoms too, very funny.
  • sbon
    sbon  
    Thanks for the review. It sounds interesting, but I'm not sure it's my kind of porn.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks for the review Destri!
  • Destri
    Destri  
    Thanks everyone. And, just for the record, in the scene with Xander and Allie, when he lifts her up onto the counter, you can clearly see her shoes and they are WAY too big for her. That's why she sounds like she is 'clumping' around all through the movie... she is trying to keep them on.
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    Good review, I'll agree on the shoes, they should've found some that fit her.
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
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