Where Do I Audition?This show takes "Wife Swap" to a whole new level! Literally! I mean, if you are really going to switch partners, you may as well take them for a test run, especially when there's an obvious attraction. That's exactly what the characters in this hilarious and sexy parody do!
Funny, Sexy Actors, Good Quality, Long sex scenes with closeups.
Mediocre acting, but its porn, what do you expect? Vanilla content.
"Wife Swap" is a parody based on the reality TV show of the same name, which I admit, I have never watched. Even if I had, this version is so much more fun! No more wondering about what would happen when the camera crew goes home for the day. Here, they stay and capture all the juicy, wet, hot, steamy action, and the couples aren't shy about it at all. After all, how often do you get the chance to swap partners and be able to (somewhat) justify it?
For almost 2.5 hours, "Wife Swap" follows the intimate experiences of 3 couples of different economic and cultural backgrounds. Even when they can't seem to understand each other in normal terms, hot sex is the one thing they can all agree on!
Anyone would enjoy this flick. It captures the viewers attention as he/she anticipates how each couple is going to "cross the line". There's nothing hardcore about this film, it's pretty vanilla, with the exception of some deepthroating, gagging, and facials. There's no anal or other fetish acts for the kinkier crowd.
The "Scene Selection" breaks it down to 3 couple intros, then six separate sex scenes for each newly created couple.
COUPLE SWAP I: Jack (Mark Woods) and Diane Hughes are a Caucasian couple obsessed with different angles of African American Culture. They are appropriately paired up with James and Latosha Jones for some hot interracial pairings. Mark Woods' character's alter ego is an absolute riot, and Latosha Jones' character puts him right where he belongs! Mr. Jones gets so fed up with Mrs. Hughes' stereotypes about his cultural background that he quenches her thirst for "jungle fever".
COUPLE SWAP II: The New Yorker Spallones and the yuppie Framptons. Mr. Spallone (as himself) isn't anything to scream about, especially with his chauvinistic attitude and beer belly. Luckily his son (James Deen) does the family name justice! At first, Mrs. Frampton resists the younger man, but then succumbs to his "hot mom" fantasy when her all-too-honest husband confesses that Mrs. Spallone (contract star Sara Sloane) showed his uptight self how she "Keeps Long Island Smiling".
COUPLE SWAP III: Steve & Edie Whitaker are a humble, seemingly very vanilla & reserved couple from the Midwest. They pair up with a highly sexual Spanish couple, Enrique and Gloria Banderas, who have more spice in their marriage than a bowl of hot chili! Mrs. Banderas plays dominant to the meek Steve Whitaker, while "Mr. Permagrin" Banderas busts some latin moves on the sweet and sexy Edie (contract star Kagney Linn Karter).
There is no grande finale or resolution to the film. It just ends after the last sex swap scene.
Behind the scenes, photo gallery, popshots.
Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr, Julia Ann, Marco Banderas, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, James Deen, Anthonay Rosano, Rob Spallone.
I was very entertained by this movie, especially the parts leading up the sex scenes. My favorite scene was between "Joey Spallone" and "Mrs. Frampton", mainly because it involved lots of kissing, which I find to often be lacking from porn. He passionately warms her up, then properly fucks her. It was hot! This film had me laughing from beginning to end.
Follow-up commentary 4 months after original review
This is still the only movie that I enjoyed the first time around, but much like the others, I haven't been compelled enough to watch it again. I'd still recommend it for a good laugh. It's one of the better parodies out there.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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