The film "Wife Swap Parody" starts off introducing six couples from six completely different backgrounds. They were all selected to participate in a TV show called "Wife Swap"... which is a kind of a knock off from the prime time hit TV series "Wife Swap". A very clever idea if I must say so myself! I liked it as soon as I popped it in! I think anyone who likes watching "Wife Swap" and has ever had the thought cross their mind, "Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if...." would love this film. I know I'm not ashamed to say that the thought has crossed my mind as well.
I don't want to give all of the movie away, so I'm just going to point out a few things here and there to give you an idea of what it entails... The six couples are broken off into three different swaps. Each couple gives a brief introduction of themselves. When you see which couples they are paired with, you will see that they fit perfectly together. Some of it is actually quite comical when you see the stereotypes come out in the characters, especially the first swap.
The first swap consists of Jack & Jackie and James & Natasha. Jack and Jackie are a white couple from a nice suburban neighborhood. She is a psychology major who is studying African Anthropology and Cultures. He is a wanna be Eminem. you can guess where this one is gonna go... yes, they both have jungle fever. James and Latasha are a black couple who are coincidentally the typical stereotyped black couple. She is an angry housewife who complains about him not having a job... but he is in law school, so they must be doing pretty well for themselves. He has a good head on his shoulders... and she's a woman who knows what she wants!
The chemistry between these couples are all out of whack. but it keeps you interested, though it wasn't in a bad way. It actually was pretty funny the way the white folks were stereotyping the black folks and watching their reactions to one another. The sex in these two sessions are amazingly hot. I love the positions that they chose... a lot of them are a few of my favorites. Though there are a couple things that could have been modified, such as the dialog coming out of Natasha's mouth during their sex scene (I wasn't a big fan of that). This wasn't the best swap, but it surely was the funniest. If you don't like it, just fast forward, it gets better.
The second swap is between Joey & Marie (who have an older son, Rob, who plays an important role) and Richard & Barbara. Marie and Joey are a typical middle class couple who fights all the time... Italians, probably living in Brooklyn or the Bronx from their accents. They are definitely not used to the finer things in life, unlike their swapping couple, the "Framptons from the Hamptons". Richard and Barbara are an upper class couple who have a huge house, money to spend, and definitely are not used to middle class ways of life.
Barbara and Joey have absolutely no chemistry at all. He constantly bitches at her as if she were Marie and cuts her down like a dog... I could tell that the scenes wouldn't be with him from the get go. In fact, Joey leaves to go out of town, leaving his son, Rob, and Barbara alone... but that's all I'll say about that for now. Richard is having a hard time dealing with Marie's smart mouth. She's not his type at all.
Richard is pretty standoffish when Marie first offers herself to him... but after a while of dealing with her mouth, which lead him to drinking, he lets loose. They have an amazing sex scene. Lots of great positions involved here and I love that the foot fetish is brought into the mix here. Marie really makes this scene interesting. So Barb finds out what her hubby has been doing with his new wife and with a little persuasion from Rob, she decided to get back at him... She thinks this is just wrong on so many different levels because he is Marie's step son, but he assures her that he's "strong as an ox" and he can pleasure her... and pleasure her is what he did. I have to say, the sex scene between Rob and Barb is my favorite on this entire film. The sex and the scenery in this session is the most realistic and touched me the most... Kinda feels weird to say I was touched by a porn... but I really was because it was so realistic to my life... not the step son part... but just the sex and the amazement in their ability to pleasure one another, it just reminds me a lot of the sex that me and my husband share... but the sex in this scene is definitely my favorite and well worth watching. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen.
Okay, the third and final swap is between two country bumpkins, Steve & Edie, and a romantic sensuous Latino couple, Enrique & Gloria. Steve and Edie are the typical stereotyped "white folk"... two country bumpkins who have a boring sex life and really don't have a life at all. They don't get kinky, and they surely have never felt pleasure before like they should have. Enrique and Gloria, however, have an amazing sex life. They actually remind me a lot of me and my husband. He's a buff bull fighter and she's a sexy feisty Latina princess. They make love spontaneously for hours at a time...
Enrique goes to Edie. He walks in with flowers and starts to sweep her off her feet from the moment she opens the door. She's never had that before. When Steve went to meet Gloria though, her feisty Latina attitude comes soaring out... the way she acts towards him, sadly to say, is probably how I would have acted with any other man than my husband. She's mean to him because he can't do anything right, not like her Enrique can... My favorite part about this is when he says "I really wish she'd stop spitting on me." I had to rewind the movie because I started laughing so hard and couldn't stop... maybe that's just me being easily amused, I dunno... Anyway, the sex between these two is amazing... she teaches that white boy how to f*ck and please a woman... Absolutely amazing sex scene... Couldn't keep my eyes off the screen... Became another favorite scene of mine... I guess because I connect with her in a way. Back to Enrique and Edie... He continues to melt her heart and shows her how a man can be romantic and please his woman at the same time. This was another hot, steamy sex scene... yet another favorite of mine. I love the way he showed her how pleasurable sex can be.