Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Shellz31

I wasn't sure what to make of it when I heard the title of this porn DVD – Official Wife Swap Parody by Mike Quasar. Then I saw the online trailer and I was convinced this wasn't my type. I had never considered the combination of humor and sex. The DVD arrived a week later and I couldn't get it open and in the DVD player fast enough. I was eager to see if my initial thoughts were warranted. They were not! To my surprise this DVD is a mild form of my type of porn.


SUMMARY:

Wife Swap consists of 6 couples from slightly different walks of life, looking to try something different. At the beginning of the DVD, there's a brief interview with each couple before showing sex clips of the new partnerships. The married couples speak of their excitement and expectations at the start of the individual swaps. The scenes flick between the two couples, showing how they get along, before there is any sexual activity. Some of the sex scenes feature spit, ass spanking and some toe sucking for those with a foot fetish. Each one features oral and numerous sexual positions. I have given a rough storyline for each couple but left out details on the sex side of it. Buyers will then have something to look forward to.

1st swap: Jack & Diane Hughes and James & Latasha Jones

The first scene takes place in the Hughes household where Dianne welcomes James in but it's not long before she makes a few racial comments that start to wear thin on him. Later that evening, Diane approaches James and claims she needs to be dominated. At first it seems as though she is doing the dominating as she heads straight for his jeans.

At the same time, Jack (a.k.a Fro-Yo – the wannabe hip guy) arrives at the dominant Latasha's residence where he is greeted with a slap to the face for making an inappropriate comment. It seems Jack can't do anything right even when he tries to impress Latasha with a stupid rap/rhyme. Due to her lazy husbands lack of giving oral pleasure, Jack is able to finally win her over with his techniques.


2nd swap: Rob, Joey & Marie Spallone and Richard & Barbara Frampton

It seems as though Barbara drew the short straw, as she arrives to the run-down Spallone home where she has to almost fight her way to the entrance. Joey (the son) answers the door drooling over the site before him, when his father Rob makes an appearance demanding Barbara start cooking his f***ing dinner. He continues to play the mean-ass husband, putting her down every opportunity he gets. Fortunately for Barbara, Rob has to go out of town but first informs her, she will be helping to run the ice truck business. Barbara learns by phone that her real husband had sex with the temporary wife. In response to this news, she gives Joey what he had desired since the day of her arrival.

Meanwhile Marie is spoiled with luxury at the Frampton's palace. Richard is uncomfortable at Marie's over-friendly tart like behavior as she spanks his ass on meeting. She plays the low class role to the extreme when she starts hand washing her clothes in the Frampton pool. He makes the mistake of taking Marie (wearing a skimpy outfit) with him for a business luncheon. Upon returning home, they have their first argument over her ‘uncalled for' lunch behavior. Marie eventually gets her way with Richard!


3rd swap: Steve & Edie Whitaker and Enrique & Gloria Banderas

Steve turns up to the Banderas home and helps himself inside where he meets the very feisty, dominating Gloria. Unfortunately, inviting himself inside results in being spat upon. Steve is then forced into giving her a foot massage but is insulted before he can even apply the massage oil. He makes yet another mistake by preparing her dinner which ends up being thrown at him. Steve's problems are made worse when Gloria insists on teaching him to Salsa dance but again she insults and spits on him when he makes a wrong move. She demands he “fuck her good” considering he is useless at everything else. This sex scene is definitely female domination at it's best for those who are turned on by a women in charge.

At the Whitaker residence, the charming Enrique wins Edie over with a bunch of flowers upon meeting. He continues to woo her by singing and massaging her feet before he teaches Edie how to cook. Dinner wasn't the only thing heating up the kitchen when Enrique requests a blowjob. Things start becoming steamy when he teaches Edie a few Salsa steps and whisks her away for some hot bedroom dancing.

PACKAGING:

The single DVD arrives sealed in clear plastic as does most movies. Then the actual DVD case is surrounded by a cardboard slip featuring the front and back case covers. It's a nice bright, clear and clean illustration starring Sara Sloane and Kagney Linn Karter on the front. The back cover shows a number of small captured sex scenes from each of the new couples.


FEATURES & ACTORS:

This DVD divulges a little over 2hrs of sex scenes and unlike a lot of porn, this actually has a reasonable storyline with decent acting. It's filmed in High Definition with a behind the scenes bonus section.

Sara Sloane
Kagney Linn Karter
Rebeca Linares
Nyomi Banxxx
Bobbi Starr
Julia Ann
Marco Banderas
Dane Cross
Mark Wood
Prince Yahshua
James Deen
Anthony Rosano
Rob Spallone


EXPERIENCE:

I enjoyed the multi-cultural theme of this particular DVD and also the fact that the girls were a natural size in physical appearance – apart from the enhanced breasts on a few of them. But who doesn't like boobs!!! In a couple of places I found the sex scene lingered a little longer than I would have liked.

I give this DVD a rating 4 out of 5 stars and would recommend it to those who are just starting out in porn or like basic sex scenes. This DVD would have won 5 out of 5 for me if there were bondage, toys and group sex incorporated into some of the scenes to spice things up that little bit more.

Although this one isn't watched too often as I usually prefer hotter sex scenes, I do still enjoy it from time to time.
If only they had made the scenes with a little more spice, it would gain more regular viewing.