Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Berry

Offical Wife Swap Parody

DVD by Zero Tolerance

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Official Wife Swap Parody

Don't waste your time, unless you LOVE the TV version of Wife Swap, enjoy lame stereotypes, and bad acting. Or maybe just fast forward thru the crappy acting scenes so you can watch the sex.
Fairly vanilla sex for those not into the more hardcore fetish stuff, Some foot fetish.
Bad acting, bad writing, HD experience shows me things I don't want to see.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review

Content / Genre / Audience

I'm torn between calling this one of the worst movies I've ever seen - this movie brings you bad acting, bad writing, and HD action – and calling it one of the most brilliantly done pieces ever. (That is, if the terrible acting and writing was ON PURPOSE.)

High-def filming means every flaw is shown in high-resolution.  A bad thing in regular movies, the HD experience is made worse in porn films, in my opinion.  Who wants to see up-close-and-personal views of the stars' ass pimples, stretch marks, and other flaws?  Not me! 

Overall, this movie wasn't totally terrible, but it wasn't great, either. It would have been much more palatable without the racist stereotypes (done in parody, I know, but it's still inappropriate) and cheesy intro. The sex scenes were good – lots of variation. A little long, but I'm used to shorter scenes. Pretty vanilla sex, which was nice.

Hmm, this is a tough one.  This might be a good movie for someone with a swap fantasy, or someone who enjoys "reality tv" shows.  Personally, I don't watch Wife Swap because it's cheesy and terrible, but someone who likes the show might enjoy this movie.
    • Hetero
    • Vanilla sex
    • Wife swap


Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr, Julia Ann, Marco Banderas, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, Rob Spallone. All of the pre-sex scenes where they are playing their roles are terrible. But by far the best line was the "I keep Long Island smilin'!" Haha.
    • Bad acting / chemistry
    • Bad presentation
    • Cheesy

DVD Features

Play, Scene Selection, Behind the Scenes, Popshots, Gallery, Trailers

I see the appeal for the popshots for the mainstream audience who doesn't care about safe sex, but what happened to condoms? How are we supposed to encourage condom use if even the sex stars don't use them? Not hot, not at all.

The front cover of the dvd shows Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane. The back shows different sex scenes. Not very discreet for leaving lying around the house.
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Personal comments

Blah. No thanks. Maybe it was just the poor writing, or maybe the acting. Perhaps if they took the acting out completely and just had the sex - THEN it might have gotten a higher rating from me.


Disappointed and bored. You shouldn't cringe while you watch a porn. Seriously.
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  • SexyySarah
    Welcome to eden! too bad you didn't like this one!
  • Berry
    I must admit, I'm a tough sell when it comes to porn. I'm really critical. But I still enjoyed it, to an extent - just wasn't thrilled. It would help if I was a Wife Swap fan, I guess. Looking forward to the next porn club selections!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LMAO I love this review! I am so with you on the ass pimples! It never fails...I see an ass I like in porn and spread cheeks reveal gross pimples. HD doesn't make that any better haha. I look forward to seeing more from you!
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