Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Alicia

If you've ever seen the show Wife Swap you know that it's all about taking two families and putting them in a situation where they are faced with their opposites. It's much the same with this film, although this time it's three different sets of couples, all from different cultures which are designed to cause the tension between the couples and inevitably leads them to relieving that tension by screwing each other's brains out. Each of the scenes focus on what people would consider to be the very stereotypical aspects of each culture. Those who are easily offended by this sort of thing would probably not enjoy this film. It's all done in good fun though, and being a parody it's not intended to be serious.

The first couples are a black couple and a white couple, Diane and Jack Hughes (Bobbi Star and Mark Wood) and Latasha and James Jones (Naomi Banxxx and Prince Yahshua). The Jones' issue is that James is in College and doesn't have a job and Latasha is tired of having to pay all the bills. Then we have the Hughes who think that they are very in touch with black culture, Diane studying African anthropology, and Jack being into rap and "Gangsta" lifestyles. In reality the two are just very in touch with the stereotypes of the black culture and end up offending their new spouses.

Diane offers James Malt Liquor and Koolaid and Jack comes in talking to Latasha about how she's so fine and acting all "hip", she ends up knocking him out. Of course the way they each are compatible with each other is through sex. Jack finds out that James is "too lazy" to eat Latasha's pussy which he's more than happy to help her out with that. Diane really is just wanting a strong black man and get some black cock, which of course James has ready and waiting for her.

Next up we have a couple from The Hamptons, and a couple from New York City. Richard and Barbara Frampton (Anthony Rosano and Julie Ann) are a couple of Upper Middle Class people living in the Hamptons, and they seem to be rather average and boring, living a life of "the norm" and don't have much to say during their intro. Then we have Rob, Mary and Joey Spallone (Rob Spallone, Sara Sloane, and James Deen) from NYC, Joey is actually the step son. This couple has more than enough to say and they're basically just arguing through the whole intro. Basically the wife is tired of her husband's short cock and she's looking for some dick to suck. The Spallone's have strong accents and the very spicy Long Island attitude.


When Barbara arrives at the Spallone residence you can tell this is not the type of place she's used to. She's also not used to the way that Rob bosses her around and is basically an ass. Lucky for her Rob takes off for the weekend, leaving her with Joey. Marie on the other hand is amazed by the Frampton's place and Richard is caught off guard by her loudness and how forward she is. She ends up ruining a business lunch for him and he's just about fed up. Once again when the tension builds sex is the answer for these couples. Marie knows that she can release Richard's tension by giving him a blow job, she does "keep Long Island Smilin'" after all! Of course one thing leads to another and before you know it she's taking him for a ride. Soon Frampton stops being such a square and Marie learns that he's got a kinky side as he sucks her toes while fucking her with his "sausage" after he eats her "white clam sauce".

Next we have the scene at the Spallone residence. Joey is the one getting the action here though, seducing his new mom. Barbara seems unsure at first since Joey is so much younger, but she doesn't need much convincing and they're soon enjoying themselves. This is actually my favorite scene because the differences aren't so dramatic that they need a lot of dialogue expressing them and also the actors seem to have good chemistry and it was more of an erotic scene with more passionate embracing in their positions and the change of their positions throughout the seem seemed natural and not as staged.

Finally, our last set of couples are Edie and Steve Whitaker (Kagney Linn Karter and Dane Cross) from Nebraska who are portrayed as Country Bumpkins that haven't seen much culture. The other couple, Enrique and Gloria Banderas (Marco Banderas and Rebecca Linares) are a spicy Latin couple who are very passionate about life and sex, everything they do they follow it up by making love...for hours!

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Steve is nervous around Gloria who is hot tempered from the moment he walks in, while Enrique comes ready to seduce innocent Edie. How do you think the tension is released? You guessed it..with sex! It doesn't take much with Edie and Enrique, there wasn't much tension there to begin with and it's pretty much instant seduction between the two, although she's a bit nervous about truly having a "wife swap". In Gloria and Steve's case she is fed up that he can't do anything else right, so she demands that he better make up for that by fucking her good. The scene between these two she pretty much takes charge, which is a nice change from the usually man dominated scenes in the porns I've watched. She even chides him when he spits on her pussy during oral sex, telling him to lick instead and when he slows down while fucking her she says quietly "why are you fucking stopping?" and has to get on top and ride his cock so that she's in control. This was another favorite scene of mine as the chemistry between the two was pretty hot.

The last sex scene is between Enrique and Edie, picking up after their Salsa lesson. Enrique is definitely the one in charge here, seducing innocent Edie with his Latin ways. Little Edie must not have been too innocent though since she has a pussy piercing! She's actually annoying though with her voice, she talks like a little girl, and that's really not a turn on for us at all. I guess it was to show her innocence, but I think that could have been done without the baby talk. She also acknowledges the camera with her eyes a lot, which is something I didn't notice in the other scenes. That took away from the scene for me, because it didn't result in much chemistry between the actors. When we watch this dvd again we'll be skipping this scene entirely, it really did nothing for me.

Overall the film is well made, lighting is good throughout the film and good angles. All the actors had nice chemistry with each other which makes it easier for me to get into the scene. There's a good mix of oral sex and penetrative sex in each scene. It's pretty vanilla though, so if you like kinkier sex I wouldn't recommend this film. The most you get is the gagging sounds of the women when giving the guys head. There's also no condom use in this film, so if that bothers you, check out a different film instead.

The DVD contains not only the full length film but also has the option to choose the scene you'd like to watch, a behind the scenes look, the "popshots" a.k.a cum shots, a photo gallery and trailers for other films. The scene selection is actually really nice since it breaks it down into the three couples with an option to watch the intro or just skip to the swaps. The swaps are also broken down so that you can choose each couple separately. The Behind the Scenes were also pretty interesting, it was nice to get the stars thoughts on making the movie.