Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Love Buzz

Is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence? The Original Wife Swap TV series set out to answer this question by having two wives swap families in an attempt to find out. It's a show that is just begging to be turned into a porn parody...

Enter Zero Tolerance and their Official wife swap parody. Same premise, couples swap partners to experience life by walking in the shoes of another... Except instead of household chores, un-ruly children and domestic disturbances, these wives are quickly taken to the bedroom for a swingers style swap. Who wants to clean someone else's home when you could just screw their better half instead??

This 2 hour DVD features 6 couples who participate in three separate swaps. Sadly I found that despite the high quality production, the actual sex scenes were both very repetitive and desperately bland. It made me laugh as well as grimace at some of the situations; but despite being very vanilla it did ultimately do its job and got me off.

The first swap is between The Jones', an African American couple, and the Hughes', a Caucasian couple whom, in their own way, wish they were black. This swap is heavily laden with racial stereotypes, but from this possible negative one of the stand out characters is born. The white boy rapper a.k.a Fro Yo, played by Mark Woods, made me laugh out loud several times. His scene with Nyomi Banxx, with her super hot curvaceous booty is the hottest scene out of this first swap. This man really knows how to eat pussy!

Despite this the sex between them is the standard routine: oral sex, penetrative sex, followed by cum shot. Once the sexual part of the scene begins the actors start to gradually drop their characters and the dialogue degrades into her constantly saying the same thing, over & over & over again. There's only so many times you want to hear a woman say 'Oh, Fuck' in a sex scene! I can't say that the other swap between Mr Jones & Mrs Hughes provided much more than this initial scene. It was slightly rougher, harder sex but still quite forgettable. Those who like interracial scenes may really enjoy this swap even though I didn't.

The second swap is between the upper class, somewhat pretentious Framptons from the Hamptons, and the slightly red-necked Spallone family, with a European background and mafia like accents. Mr. Spallone doesn't actually feature in any of the sex scenes, rather his son takes on the new wife adding a bit of a milf/cougar style appeal to their pairing.

Sarah Sloane was the stand out actress in this movie for me. I absolutely fell in love with her in her role as Marie Spallone. Not only was her character absolutely hilarious but I also felt that she really stayed in character for the entire time, where as others, dropped their character as they lost their clothes.

Although her lack of class and overt sexuality both annoys and embarrasses Mr. Frampton, her performance in the sack truly impressed him. Most especially her legendary blow job skills, skills that "Keep Long Island Smilin". Believe me she's not lying about her oral skills, quite easily taking every inch and deep throating him. Her slight gagging noises may bother some, but she truly gives it her all, a girl who isn't afraid to take charge in the bedroom... or lounge room as is the case here.

Joey Spallone and his new "Hot Mum" end up falling into bed, almost as a revenge fuck after hearing that her husband had sex with his swapped wife. Yet another man who knows how to really please a woman with his tongue. Although the swapped step mum/milf/cougar aspects of this scene didn't add anything to it for me it was still a hot. This was a hard sex scene that I quite enjoyed. It is a scene that could easily stand out on its own with no plot to support it, and still be incredibly arousing. It's very classic style porn, great penetration shots from various angles and a close to perfect cum shot

The third and final swap is between Enrique & Gloria Banderas, a spicy, sensual Latino couple that just ooze sex and the most bland, boring blah couple Steve & Edie Whitaker. Complete polar opposites. Yet again the racial stereotypes are being thrown around quite heavily, the term 'gringo' being used more than once.

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Gloria takes on the dominant role in her scene, a confident dominance with a scent of arrogance. This woman knows what she wants and she's going to make sure he delivers. There's a certain amount of passion you can almost sense in this scene, possibly due to her character's explosive personality. The energy between them is quite hot, far better than the other half of the swap.

Little Miss Edie comes across as pure as the driven snow, too innocent to realise that Enrique singing to her whilst rubbing her feet is a sexual thing. Again the character leaves along with the clothing revealing one of my biggest peeves with this movie, Kagney Lynn Karter's piercing. No way would the character she's playing have anything of the sort. Couldn't she have taken it out for the scene?

Innocent Edie with the much more experienced Enrique was my least favourite scene despite the fact that I usually enjoy that dynamic. If it wasn't her piercing flapping around annoying me, or her high pitched whine, it was the bruises on the inside of her thighs putting me off. This sex scene was given the right position in the film... right at the end, after 5 far hotter sex scenes have given you both the inspiration and time to get your business done. If I wasn't watching it to review I would've just switched it off or skipped it.

THE DVD:
The Official Wife Swap Parody from Zero Tolerance is Written, Directed & Edited by Mike Quasar and Produced by Nate Liquor.

The DVD arrives in a regular sized DVD case that features a photo of Kagney Lynn & Sara Sloane posed in front of a house, whilst the rear cover has a collection of screen captures from the film.

Bonus Features Include a very easy to navigate scene selection menu with options to choose between the 3 different swaps as well as any of 6 separate sex scenes. There is also a short behind the scenes featurette, a cum shots reel, photo gallery and trailers for other Zero Tolerance movies.

Similar to other Zero Tolerance Movies I've seen this one also includes the slightly annoying 'auto start' feature. This means that once you put the dvd in it will start of its own accord after a certain period of time. If you leave it running right through to the end it will start again from the beginning automatically.

Final Thoughts:
I really enjoyed this movie even though it was very 'Vanilla'. It is both funny & arousing andachieves its purpose. Whilst it would've been nice to have a little bit of extra spice in the form of an anal scene, a threesome or even a lesbian scene it is far better than most porn I've ever seen.
I can't wait to see more from Zero Tolerance's Parody Series, If the wife swap and Friday the 13th Parodies are anything to go by this will be a great porn franchise. With such high levels of production and such great stars I can't wait to watch the entire Official Parodies line.

By far the funniest movie I have reviewed as part of Eden's Porn club. I still stick with my original assessment of it being a little too vanilla in terms of the sexual acts portrayed. None the less I quite often find myself re-watching the swap featuring Sarah Sloane, both of the scenes within this 'swap' just seem to be right up my alley.

I simply cannot wait to get my hands on some more of the official parody line of titles from Zero Tolerance.