Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by ZenaidaMacroura

The front of the case shows contract stars Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane and the back shows several pictures of sex from the movie. I had hoped the Official Wife Swap Parody would be a funny, sexy DVD that I could enjoy watching but that would also get me nice and turned on. I was only half right. It was amusing but sort of...unsexy.

The Official Wife Swap Parody is a movie by Zero Tolerance Entertainment, released in 2010. It spoofs the TV show "Wife Swap," where two families from completely different backgrounds trade wives for a week to see what happens. The parody follows the same idea except, you guessed it, the wives have sex with their new husbands.

The characters in this movie are ridiculous in a good way and have some genuinely funny dialogue that's entertaining to watch, but once the sex scenes started (the best part of any good porn), I got bored. Each one was almost exactly like the last, and they seemed to go on forever. The sex was completely vanilla, with each scene only including a blow job, some going down on the woman, and then a few different positions until the cum shot at the end. This is great is you're looking for straight, no frills sex, but if you like anything else like anal, BDSM, group sex, or same sex couples, look elsewhere. The only redeeming quality was that there were a couple of interracial scenes.

I found myself constantly wanting to fast forward through the sex so I could get to the next scene. None of it was arousing at all to me. The women gagged through every blow job, which makes me want to gag. It's incredibly distracting, and there's no music to drown any of it out. They spit on the guys' cocks for lube, which makes me gag AND chuck a bottle of lube at the screen. And I don't understand men in porn slapping their cocks across a woman's face or fish hooking her when he's fucking her from behind. I can see how other people would like all these things, but it doesn't do it for me.

The Scenes:

1. Mark Wood and Nyomi Banxxx
2. Prince Yahshua and Bobbi Starr
3. Anthony Rosano and Sara Sloane
4. James Deen and Julia Ann
5. Marco Banderas and Kagney Linn Karter
6. Dane Cross and Rebeca Linares

After the last sex scene, the credits roll.

The special features include a short behind the scenes video, a slide show style photo gallery, a cum shot recap, and trailers for other movies from Zero Tolerance.

I didn't really care for this movie in the first place, but this was also one of the first porn movies I'd seen. Now that I have seen better, higher quality porn, I have to say I like it even less. I doubt I'll be watching it again.