If you're feeling really Randy

Randy is perfect for size queens who favor girth over length. He's of average length but has porn star quality girth. If you can handle him, he is smooth and supple and eager to please. Take heed though, you might find your eyes are bigger than your vagina. Check the specs before ordering.
Published:
Pros:
Very Girthy
Silicone
Waterproof
Luxurious
Cons:
Will be too girthy for some
Lint Magnet
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Randy is for those size queens who love girth. He's not too tall, but wowza is he thick. He is a whopping 6.75 inches in circumference. That's over two inches in diameter. He is for the ladies who love thick dick. If you can handle him, he will fill you up.

This lifelike dildo can be used alone or with a partner. If desired he can be used for thrusting. I find it much more enjoyable to rock or grind with him inside. Thrusting is too intense for me. He is waterproof and loves to give pleasure you in the bath or shower. He has a nice flared base on him. Theoretically he could work in a harness. My harness is too small to accommodate him, but I imagine there are compatible harnesses out there. It would have to be a heavy duty harness to handle the girth and also heftiness of Randy. Also theoretically, Randy could be used anally. But...umm.. he's much too huge for my bum. I just stick with vaginal use.

Nothing about this short and stout dude is discreet. He is best kept out of sight. Traveling with him would be easy as long as you had him in a bag. Be sure and pack lube if you take him somewhere.
    • Couples
    • Solo

Material / Texture

Randy is from Vixen Creations and one of the Vixskin products. I love the vixskin. Vixskn is made from silicone which rates a 10/10 on Eden Fantasy's safety scale. It is nonporous and can be sterilized. It is latex free, phthalate free, and hypoallergenic. Silicone warms up nicely to body temperature. It is one of my favorite materials. I especially like the vixskin. Before my first vixskin purchase, I had heard they were the next best thing to a real penis. My first reaction was a tad disappointment. I thought it felt a bit sticky although it didn't leave any sticky residue on my hands. Happily I did discover that a bit of lube solves that problem. With lube, the vixskins do feel very similar to real skin. The silicone is very soft and supple. With the lube it feels almost buttery. I love to touch it. It's very life like and just fun to play with.


There are a whole family of vixskins available. The vixskins have a firm silicone core and then a softer silicone on the outside. The outside is very squishy. That means, in general, inserting a vixskin is fairly easy. If you were to compare a vixskin silicone toy and a regular silicone toy of the same girth, the vixskin is going to go in easier because it is not as firm. A toy of a similar size in regular silicone will feel bigger. Having said that, since Randy is such a big boy he can still be tough to insert. I am glad he is squishy because I need that extra edge. Believe me, I feel every inch. Lube is a must for Randy. It is recommended not to use silicone lube with silicone toys due to risk of damaging the toy. Water based lubes are great. I have also used coconut oil without any trouble.

Silicone does pick up lint like crazy. I always clean before use to get any stray fuzzies off of him. He is stored in his own case to prevent

Design / Shape / Size

Randy is a realistic girthy dildo. The penis head is just monstrous. You'll have to decide for yourself whether it's a friendly or scary monster. I can tame him when I want. Other times I leave him in his cage. Here is picture of the penis head of Randy and Maverick. Maverick is not a small thing either, but Randy is much bigger around.




Randy looks short but stout. He is about 5.5 inches long. So, just an average length, nothing really to brag about. The real story is in the girth. He is 6.5 inches in circumference and I feel every inch when in use.




Randy is available in vanilla, caramel, and chocolate. I purchased the caramel and love it. It is about the same coloring as my husband.

Performance

If you are up for the challenge, Randy is ready to ride. Some women might like to warm up with a smaller toy first. Others might just go for the gusto. It's always good to clean any lint off first and whatever you do don't skimp on the lube. The vixskin is a nice material for inserting. I think if it was made of something else, I might not be able to do it. He is just squishy enough to be comfortable.

He is strictly a dildo. He doesn't have any place for a bullet. He could be used for thrusting. I didn't like that too much. It was too intense. Instead I like to rock or grind with him inside. Even a subtle rocking of my pelvis is good. I am able to get a good rhythm going and enough G-spot stimulation for a powerful orgasm. I also discovered that I could get addition stimulation by holding a hitachi wand on the bottom. The hitachi, of course is a very powerful massager. The vibrations weaken through the dildo, but still give a good amount of power- about a 3/5. Alternately I just use a vibrator on my clit while using Randy.

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is a snap. Soap and water, a toy cleaner, or a 10% bleach solution can be use. Since there is no motor, Randy can be boiled for 3 minutes and complete sterilized. If you don't mind a dick in the dishwasher, he can also be washed there on the top rack. I usually use soap and water with mine.

Packaging

Randy comes in his own storage case. It is a transparent plastic cylinder with black lids at the top and the bottom. Both lids are removable. With Randy's size, it's easiest to place him in one of the lids and then put the cylinder over him. Otherwise it's difficult to get him in with his wide base. The front has the Vixsin label proudly proclaiming "Worth Every Inch." For size queens Randy will certainly be worth every inch. The back of the container shares information about the product. It's a nice case for long term storage. With it the toy will stay nice for a very long time.

Personal comments

I am quite enamored with the Vixskin line. I love how they feel. Randy is the largest of my collection. I really have to be in the mood for the stocky guy.

Here is a comparison pic with some of his brothers. From Left to Right they are Mustang, Maverick, Colossus, and Randy.


Notice he is the shortest, but the most rotund. Mustang is the slimmest of the group. Maverick is a nice size in both length and girth. He gets the most use of all my Vixskins. Colossus is a penis extension that my husband wears. He is fun when we are looking for something different. I bought Randy on a whim. I wasn't sure whether I would like him, but I do. I don't really consider myself a size queen, but I just might qualify.
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Comments
  • Mrs.Hellzapoppin
    Mrs.Hellzapoppin  
    Great review, thank you.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Excellent review and photos!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    For being short, that girth is intimidating!
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    great review. ouch! - much too girthy for me.
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for reading.
  • ashboo32
    ashboo32  
    Thanks! Still can't decide if I should try this one. He's definitely intimidating!
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the info.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Purple Lover
    Purple Lover  
    Thanks for all the pictures - great review! What a mighty short but fat cock!
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Thank you for the great review and nice pictures. This one is way too girthy for me!
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