After having a lovely relationship with Johnny, I started to wonder if I could kick it up a notch. Johnny, of Vixskin fame, is just shy of 2 inches in girth whereas Randy is about 2.25 inches. Didn't seem like a big difference.

When Randy arrived, he came in a lovely cylinder plastic container. Johnny came in a rather unattractive but functional box. I also order a rabbit vibrator and Eden threw in a free toy so I had plenty to keep my busy to work myself up to Randy.

About an hour into my play, it was time for Randy. I think I spent a good 45 minutes with him and I could NOT get past the head. I decided to take a break and a few hours later, I was at it again. I was a woman on a mission.

After another hour of working myself up and a ton of lube, I'm delighted to say, Randy and I made a connection!!! I came so quickly, I barely had a few minutes to work up a rhythm. It was a struggle to prevent him from popping out from me as I came. And he's short so I couldn't push him in and out but it wasn't necessary. The eye rolling girth more than made up for lack of length.

I've never had to struggle so much with a dildo. But this was all in a good way. He's huge ladies. HUGE. Let me say it again. HUGE. Even if he didn't look that much bigger than Johnny, I was dead wrong.

Vixskin is amazing. Truly amazing. I will never try another type of silicone. There is just so wonderfully tactile about the material. I have two Vixskin products and they're both marvelous in quality. Randy is less realistic (no veins or testicles) than the Johnny visually but it's still wonderful to touch, rub, suck on... you name it.