Randy - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by Yoda

Substantially Satisfying

Who did Vixen have to clone to make this toy? It is the most additively substantial dildo I have ever tried. Yet despite it's intimidating size, it is soft as well. The ease with which Randy can slip inside will astound you.
Awesome material, gentle shape, suction cup.
Too wide for some.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Randy is a dildo for those whose eyes are as big, or bigger than their orifices. Mine certainly are, and continue to be. Randy is short and fat, and as such is not meant for precision stimulation or probing. This dildo is meant for filling what you have without making you cry. With care, it can be used both vaginally and anally. Just make sure you know what you're getting into.

Material / Texture

Randy is made of a silicone product called VixSkin which, in my estimation, is the best of all sex toy materials. Like silicone, it is phthalate and latex free, it is non-porous, and is easy to disinfect. Unlike other kinds of silicone, however, VixSkin is incredibly soft and yielding on the outside, yet firm on the inside. It is the smoothest and most comfortable material I have ever felt in a dildo.

Design / Shape / Size

With and large, bulbous head, and curved shaft, Randy is realistic in design. At 2.14 inches in diameter, it`s so big that it looks rather pudgy, comical, and therefore not as intimidating as its size would suggest. The head is slightly tapered and widens only gradually. This combined with the squishy VixSkin material makes Randy surprisingly easy to insert.


Besides the amazing VixSkin material and great design, Randy also features a wide flared base that makes it usable in a harness (as long as you have a large enough o-ring), and safe for anal sex as well. Just be sure to use lots of lube when using it in the backdoor. It can be a tight squeeze. Randy`s base also functions as a suction-cup. You can fasten it to hard, smooth (and not to mention cold) surfaces like bath tubs and kitchen floors.

Care and Maintenance

Randy is hilariously easy to clean and care for. All you need to do is boil it, place it in the dishwasher, or simply wash it thoroughly with soap and water. The only storage challenge is due to its size. Warning: it may stick out in a sparsely populated sock drawer.

Water-based lube should be used with Randy. As with all Silicone toys, silicone lubes will react with the material and ruin your toy.


I have personally never used a better dildo, especially for anal. It is simply the safest, most versatile, and most satisfying toy we own. At this point it still makes 'only sometimes' appearances, since not every day is a huge dildo day. But my wife and I often end with it when we`re feeling rambunctious. It has a specific but essential role in our arsenal.
Follow-up commentary
While Randy is still a major stretch for me. I'm still thrilled every time it makes it out of the toy box. The feeling is intense, and my prostate always thanks me when we use it all the way until climax.

During sessions when multiple toys are used in succession, Randy stands out as superior in quality, comfort, and satisfaction, so much so that often we go straight for it.
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  • Kinky Kitty
    Thank you!

    Randy has been on my wish list for quite some time now and is now heading straight for my shopping cart!

    Q: Since Randy is so short, does he hit you at your g-spot or a little lower? (I do realize it would be different for most people).
  • Yoda
    Kinky Kitty,
    Thanks for your comments!
    I should point out, though, that as a male, I don't have a g-spot, and might not be the best judge for that question. I can tell you, however, that Randy is not so firm that it only hits one area. It is very soft and I found that it provides a much broader kind of stimulation than, say, a plastic vibrator. If it helps at all, though, my prostate was very happy with this toy.
  • Kinky Kitty
    LOL thanks and sorry

    glad you like it Winking
  • Epiphora
    Wow, you took this up your butt? Courageous!
  • Britni TheVadgeWig
    I would be nervous about taking this up my ass! But I'm intrigued by the girth on this toy and may be adding it to my wishlist!
  • Nashville
    SO this is effective on the prostate? In regards to anal, is it comfortable to use for an extended period of time? Has your wife tried this vaginally as well?
  • PassionQT
    No way on my butt! But for the puss? Mmmm. it may be just what I need.
  • Septimus
    Wonderful review!
  • zandria
    Good review, thanks!
  • pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!
  • Iron Man
    Good review, thankyou.
  • Greenleaf
    Thank you for the review!
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • Rawhide
    nice job!
  • Falsepast
    Too wide for some but not for me. I'm good.
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Real or memorex
    Thanks for the review!
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