Randy - realistic dildo discontinued by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by V.T.T

Randy is an all-around fabulous and super versatile dildo. You can strap it on, use it as a stationary toy for a filling sensation while you play with your clit/cock, or thrust and wiggle for seriously heavenly G/P-spot stimulation. The modest length and soft material makes this a particularly wonderful thrusting dildo, since it's harder to bang your cervix or poke yourself/partner in any bad ways. It is also safe to use anally due to the generous base, in a harness or by hand. The base is concave, which makes a very effective suction cup. This means Randy can be firmly adhered to any slick surface for hands free play.

Randy is made of the infamous VixSkin, a dual-density silicone from Vixen Creations that consists of a super squishy outer layer over a firm core. Vixskin is amazing stuff. It feels incredibly supple, much like a 'feel real' material such as Cyberskin, without being super delicate or porous. It has all the great qualities of silicone: hypoallergenic, non-porous, crazy durable, sterilizable, easy to clean, body safe, phthalate free, odorless and tasteless. This is pretty miraculous, and previously unheard of with 'feel real' materials.

The surface is totally smooth, with a velvety, somewhat tacky feel to it. Not sticky, at all, just a little tiny bit tacky. It does feel a hell of a lot more 'real' than any other sex toy material I have ever experienced. It has a supple give, then resistance inside...just like a biological cock. Lubed up, it feels eerily like an actual penis. And lube really helps, since it isn't the slickest material ever. So lots of lube is really helpful when playing with Vixskin, much like a bio-cock. Once lubed (with H20 based lubricants!), the plushy silicone gets very slippery and slick.

Randy is a very stout and chunky dildo. It's the perfect choice for those wanting a fat dildo without a lot of extra length. It's 6-1/2" (6" of that being insertable) long and has a substantial 2-3/16" diameter (that's a wee bit under 6-1/4"). This is actually a somewhat longer than 'average' length, but looks shorter due to the fat girth.

Randy has a fairly realistic look. It looks like a super fat cock, with a nice lippy, ridged head. It doesn't have balls, or super-realistic veins and detail like some Vixen cocks, but it still looks like a 'real' cock more or less. The dildo has a sizable base to match the girth and keep Randy standing up, despite the size and curve. The base makes a fabulous hand-hold for fucking yourself or your partner. It also means this toy is harness compatible and totally anal safe.

This cock has an awesome, jaunty upward curve, perfect for stimulating G/P-spots. Especially combined with the delicious pronounced head. It also makes for eye-rolling indirect G-spot stim during anal use on a lady.

As versatile and amazing as Randy is, it's certainly not for everyone. Randy is BIG. Awesomely large and awesome. The material makes it fit beautifully in any orifice, because it is squishier than many silicones, BUT this is a bigger toy. Know your body and what you can take before buying. But if you like thick cocks/toys/etc. you'll find Randy to be fabulous.

Randy was a wonderful surprise for me. I knew I would like it, but I didn't realize how just how freaking awesome and versatile this dildo would be. I really have nothing bad to say about Randy, save for his lint and dust loving nature. Which really doesn't seem to matter anymore compared with all the toe-curling pleasure this fat dildo can dish out.

It is amazing for filling g-spot stimulation, there is no way the curve, size, or prominent head on Randy can miss my g-spot. It makes a fabulous stationary or thrusting dildo, with either my partner or myself wielding it.

The Vixskin material really made a huge difference when it came to the size of the toy. Yes, it is big and the head is quite lippy, but it doesn't catch on my pubic bone, even when we use Randy in my pussy during anal. The silicone is firm enough to be inserted easily, in any orifice, but soft enough to make it fit perfectly inside you like a 'real' flesh and blood penis. Which is pretty freaking awesome and makes Randy the perfect toy for us, for double penetration. This is a super filling, intense experience.

Now the really wonderful thing about Randy was how functional (and useable) it was as an butt toy. The flexibility of the Vixskin makes this a really comfortable and surprisingly fuckable anal dildo! It just feels different then firmer dildos I've used for buttfucking, despite the large size. Compared to a butt plug, it gives a much more filling, stretched sensation, particularly useful for building up to bigger toys or even fisting. The indirect g-spot stimulation was out of this world, in more or less every position I contorted into. I can imagine Randy would make a divine prostate friendly toy for the gents too. One thing worth noting is that Randy has a slight bulge around the middle. We found this actually helped keep it in my butt, even when my partner wasn't holding onto it.`This bulge also feels amazing inside my pussy, but it really blew my mind when we used Randy anally.

Lastly, the suction cup on Randy is pretty good. It helps to make it stick to slick surfaces if you lick the base first. Hehe. Well it does! I tried it on my coffee table and my washing machine. Both were pretty awesome, and though you will need a hand to help Randy get inside your body, it *is* almost hands-free fun.

So Randy is made of silicone. Silicone is far and away the easiest to care for, softer material available. You can wash Randy with soap and water for regular cleaning after use. I wash Randy before I use it a lot, because unfortunately, as amazing as Vixskin is, it does attract a lot of lint and dust. A lot. So it isn't perfect, almost, but not quite. Toy wipes or unscented baby wipes also work nicely as before-romp wipe downs for this lint-loving beast.

Also, if you want to share Randy, or use it both vaginally AND anally, you can sterilize silicone. You can either boil for 3-5 minutes, wipe down with a 10-1 part bleach/water solution, or run it through your dishwasher. Top rack, no soap!

The container Randy comes in states that this dildo should be stored standing up. I am guessing this is due to the softness of Vixskin, which could likely dent easier than firm silicone if it leans on something hard for too long. I happen to have closet-shelf space, so I can store it standing up, but I have heard of plenty of folks storing Vixskin dildos laying down with no issues. You probably don't want to store your Njoy Eleven on TOP of Randy, but otherwise, I would say go for it.

Being made of silicone, Randy is compatible with water-based and oil based lubricants. Steer clear of silicone lubricants, as some brands can bond to some silicone toys, and you don't want to risk ruining your gorgeous, expensive Vixskin cock.

Randy comes in a clear tube with black plastic caps on either end. There is some basic-care and company info on the packaging, and some text stating that Vixen Creations toys are made in the USA (specifically in San Francisco). Hooray!

The packaging is kind-of suitable for storage, though Randy's base is wide enough that it doesn't quite fit in the tube upright. Though I would definitely say the tube would be handy if you want to travel with this dildo, to keep it safe and clean in your bag/luggage/whatever.

Since it is clear, I wouldn't say the package is discreet, as you can see the toy inside. But Randy is so awesome, you don't care. It would definitely wrap up nicely though, if you wanted to give it as a gift.

To see my own photos of Randy, go here.