Randy - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by TacoODoom

The Incredible Hulk

Hefty girth but giving, Randy will leave you satisfied. A bit of care and lube while adjusting to it's impressive size and you'll be seeing stars in no time!
big and squishy
holds onto lube
easy to clean
STRONG suction cup
attracts lint
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


While not for the faint of heart, Randy by Vixen Creations is an incredible, breath taking, mind numbing, drool inducing addition to the toy arsenal of anyone who enjoys a very...erm...sizable toy. It's comprised of a soft silicone over a firm core with a wide flat base so if your adventurous enough to use it anally you could do so, I personally am not that adventurous.

Material / Texture

The smooth silicone has an almost silken texture and the matte finish holds onto lube very well. The softer silicone around the firm core is a great feature because it gives it a lot of squish. Unfortunately I find mine to attract lint, fuzz, ect. like a magnet.

Design / Shape / Size

Randy is a 6 1/2 inch girth beast of a toy and when we first pulled it out of the box I wasn't sure I wanted anything to do with it, okay thats a lie, I was beguiled, and yet a little scared. This squish-factor is how my husband talked me into it. While normally I'm turned off by obviously penis styled dildos the gentle curve and flared head of this appealed to me. I think it's well designed and suitable for solo ro partner play, and while technically harness compatible, i don't know if i've seen any with rings large enough to accommodate it's girth.


The gentle curve allows for a lot of G-spot stimulation and the squish of the softer silicone around the firm base makes for a more comfortable initial insertion, regardless of this, lube and a good warm up is required. I like the feel of the material, not any one thing in particular, but the over all combination of factors: the squish of the outer silicone with the firm core, the texture of the material it's self, the way the lube clings to it, it's just GOOD. My husband likes the base, he says it's easy to keep a grip on it when in use. I just like the fact that it makes my brain melt and renders me a drooling imbecile for a good five minutes or so after I come. The base has a suction cup designed into it that is REALLY strong. I'm not ashamed to admit I stuck it to the wall and swatted at it like a cat toy for a bit.

Care and Maintenance

The material cleans easily with soap and water, it could be bleached in a 10% solution, or boiled. I use antibacterial soap and water. One caveat with cleaning: you have to dry it with a lint free towel and stick it right back in it's package or it'll get linty.


It comes in a plastic tube with caps at either end. It's a little tricky getting the toy out of it's home because the base of the toy is almost the same diameter as the tube it's self.
Follow-up commentary
This is still one of our most frequently used toys! It's thickness, yet the squish of the vixskin silicone still leaves me satisfied time and time again!
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