Hi! My name is BBWTT, and I'm a MiMi-holic

There's not really anything I don't like about MiMi. She's versatile and discreet. She's elegant and always ready for a good time. She plays well with others and I have recommended her to every person I talk to about toys. She's worth every penny, and I would even pay more for her if I had to.
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Pros
Far too many to list.
Cons
Not a damn one.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I suppose the problems started about a week ago. I get this knock on the door and the UPS man is bringing me a package. I already knew what was in the package. I had been waiting. So, while my kids were occupied on the Skype, I rush my MiMi upstairs to my room. I opened the package to find an elegant black box that had been shrink wrapped for quality assurance. I was so impressed that MiMi took the time to make sure my hands were the first to graze her elegant silicone skin! I looked beneath MiMi's bed to find her charger. It was so interesting that I didn't have to plug her in to anything. These magnetized buttons were how I feed my MiMi. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to familiarize myself too much with her because she needs at least two hours to get ready. She's such a girly girl!

Later that evening, I was finally able to get to know my new friend a little, but unfortunately I was too tired to really take advantage of her the way she begs to be. The next day I made sure that MiMi and I had some adequate time to play. She has a lot of energy, and she left me spent of mine. I even gave her time with My Mr, who proceeded to help me find new ways to use her. She loves to play in groups. Pair her with your partner and/or your favorite toys, and she's a happy girl! She lasted at least 5 play sessions, one which was over an hour long, without ever running out of energy! This girl can party hard!

She did do this weird thing, though. During our last play session in the shower, she worked just fine. I turned her off and dried her off and brought her back to the bedroom for the remainder of our little group session. Suddenly, she just turned herself on! Eager little beaver, let me tell you! Well, I couldn't get her turned off. I was so afraid that I got one that wasn't waterproof, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Apparently, when MiMi is almost out of energy, she gets spasmodic! I can't blame her for it, it happens to the best of us. I applied her feeding cord, and she was just fine. In the morning, she was good as new and ready for action!

There's a bit of a downside to MiMi though. It's really minor, and really with the alternatives available out there, it's really very minor. MiMi does not play well with silicone lubricants. See, here's the thing about MiMi. (Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone because she is keeping it secret, but I know I can trust all of you to keep it.) MiMi is a superhero, and silicone lube is like her Kryptonite. It makes her melt. It's a rough gig, but with all the amazing water based lubes out there, she really will survive. Although, I will say that Maximus is her favorite to play with because he lasts as long as she does. And after this slippery play she cleans up with her favorite cleaner and warm water. MiMi also plays well with others, but she's all about safety. She will ONLY play with others if you sterilize her with a 10% bleach solution that is then satisfactorily wiped off to ensure no residue is left behind. OR, you can cover her with a condom, if you're in a pinch.

I'm sure you all want to know how to turn MiMi on and off! This couldn't be simpler. Just hold down the + button for two seconds and she's on. Hold down the - button for two seconds, and she's off. Easy-peasy. To scroll through the functions, just use the + OR - buttons. She ranges from a low rumble to a high-powered vibration. She has five patterns that range from steady pulses to varying speeds of "roller coaster."

All these options and the luxury and the power and versatility means MiMi comes out to play every time I do now. I honestly almost can't leave home without her. She's so discreet I could easily put her in my pocket and no one would know. She's also not too loud, so with a little background noise, you could even play with doors open, if you like that sort of thing. And MiMi's a party girl, so she doesn't care when or where you bring her out to play. I might need an intervention soon. I just can't keep my hands off her. But, I hear she's healthier than heroine, so for now, I think I'm okay!
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    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • Contributor: Airekah
    Excellent review.
  • Contributor: pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!!!
  • Contributor: wetone123
    I love your review! Informative and witty!
  • Contributor: mllebeauty
    Great review! Thorough and very amusing.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Very cute review! I really want a MiMi. There's just so much else I want first! And the colors I like keep going out of stock, in stock, out of stock...I guess it's pretty popular. Haha.
  • Contributor: mariedoll
    I agree with wetone123
  • Contributor: AlaskanBeauty
    Great review!
  • Contributor: meitman
    Great review! All the info and it was fun to read!
  • Contributor: stars
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Great review
  • Contributor: Love Perpetua
    Nice review. Funny that she spazzes out when low on battery...kind of reminds me of little kids when they are super tired, and instead of falling asleep they get really hyper and cranky at the same time.
  • Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
    I think this is one of the funniest reviews I've read - I loved it.
  • Contributor: Ash1141
    Good review
  • Contributor: Arlinnae
    Thanks for the info!
  • Contributor: Martiniman
    Great review, thanks!
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