MiMi - discreet vibrator by Je Joue - review by GONE!

The Hype Is Right

I found the perfect vibrator, what more can I say? I knew that a ton of positive reviews had to be a good sign, and I was right. There is not a single thing wrong with this one, at least not for my body. I doubt I'll ever buy another vibrator again unless this one breaks. It may be expensive, but it's worth getting a toy with this many good features.
- Waterproof
- Rechargeable
- Comfortable in hand
- Safe material
- The price is awfully high
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Je Joue's fabulous toy MiMi is a vibrator for primarily clitoral use, though it also makes a great overall body massager (It felt great on my sore neck!) for nonsexual use or alternate erogenous zones like the nipples. Due to the size and shape, this toy really isn't for internal use.

This toy is often recommended as a good first toy for people looking to explore the world of vibrators. I would generally agree with that, unless said person already knows that they prefer buzzy vibrations over rumbly vibrations. I personally prefer a mix of the two and I thought this one was perfect. The shape and overall look is nonsexual, which does make it perfect for people who still blush and giggle looking at a rabbit vibe.

Couples will be able to make good use of this toy, as it's small enough to be used during partnered sex without getting in the way. It's also great for someone in a roommate situation, as it's shockingly quiet and even if it were found, it could probably be passed off as a regular body massager.

If you like to get off in the shower or bath, MiMi will be your new best toy friend. I've personally used MiMi in the shower several times since purchasing it and it shows no signs of slowing down, being fully waterproof. If you like to travel, grab MiMi and go! It won't take up much space and the charger is also small. You won't need to run out and get batteries in a new place.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

MiMi is made of plastic with a silicone covering. It's completely inflexible as the silicone is just a surface layer. The silicone is enticingly soft and smooth. I got mine in a deep black, though you can also get MiMi in hot pink (Rose.), purple, or lilac. I like the more gender-neutral look of the black version.

Being a high quality toy, Mimi has no foul smell or taste. In fact, it has none whatsoever. It also has no texture to speak of, so if you enjoy rubbing up against something more intricate like a bullet with a sleeve, MiMi might not be for you.

The silicone coating gives this toy a 10 on Eden's toy safety scale. It's completely non-porous and bacteria won't grow all over it. MiMi is free of latex and phthalates, and hypoallergenic.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

General toy stats:
Length: A little over three inches long.
Thickness: About an inch at its widest point.
Width from side to side at thinnest point: 3/4 of an inch.
Width from side to side at widest point: 2 inches.

MiMi is shaped like a decorative rock from someone's yard, perhaps. Very discreet indeed! You could probably hide it in some sort of sand garden display and no one would notice.

It fits perfectly into the palm of my hand. Though it's a little thinner on one end, it doesn't really do pinpoint stimulation. Take this into consideration based on your needs before buying.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

MiMi is controlled with three buttons on the wider end. The "+" button turns it on and increases the strength. The middle button is a wavy line and turns on the patterns. The "-" button turns it down and eventually off. It took me two seconds to figure it out, it's not very complicated. I like that. The only thing I don't like is that the buttons are a little bit hard to press, especially from the angles I'm trying to press them from in the middle of a self-lovin' session.

There's 5 levels of power, ranging from fairly low to way too intense for me. There are 6 patterns that will work at any intensity. I could take them or leave them.

To charge MiMi, attach the magnetic charger to the buttons and plug it in. You'll want to charge it for around 2 hours to get 3-4 hours of play. When I received mine, I had to charge it for longer the first time, around 4 hours. I haven't had any issues with it since and it lasts for multiple sessions on a single, long charge. When the toy needs more charging time, it will just turn off instead of decreasing in power. This is both convenient and infuriating in the moment.

The sound is definitely discreet. I couldn't hear it through a blanket. It sounds more like a quiet purr than a buzz. It's intense how powerful this toy is considering the quietness of it. Its vibrations are deep and rumbly, and don't decrease much when under pressure.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

The smoothness of this toy makes it fine to use without lube especially considering that it's an external toy but if for some reason you do feel the need to use it anyway, use water-based lube only. Silicone-based lube will not react well with it.

To clean MiMi, you can use soap and water. You can also use toy cleaning wipes. It's very easy to clean and lint doesn't stick to it as badly as I thought it would, so I usually dry it off with a regular, cotton towel. It doesn't have many areas for gunk to get stuck either aside from the engraved logo which isn't even that bad, so cleaning is very fast.

I wish MiMi came with a storage bag but it did come with a black box that I am currently using for storage. Both the charger and the toy fit in the box nicely. It's a fairly discreet storage method but I would still rather just slip it in a bag then into my larger toy box.
    • Easy to store


The packaging is lovely. Let me show you some pictures:

It isn't quite discreet enough to give as a gift unless you take the outer layer off with the photo of MiMi, but the classy box within would be fine.
Follow-up commentary
I wanted to let you guys know that I lost the charge and as a result I am starting to lose my mind because it is a privilege and a pleasure to masturbate with this device. Pray for my genitals, that they will find release, and I will find the charger. Woe is me without MiMi.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Zombirella
    Nice review! I'm glad you like this one as well
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sangsara
    isnt it awesome!!!!thanx!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks. I may have to try this out.
  • FieryRed
    Sounds lovely!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I'm really glad you enjoy this one! I wish I had liked mine better, but broad stimulation isn't what I prefer.
  • Pixel
    I love my MiMi-glad it's working out for you. Mine is still behaving (no bubbling up of the silicone or losing charge) after a year of consistent use, so yours should last well!
  • Clock Chime
  • GONE!
    Pixel- Glad to hear it!
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  • ZZ
    Thanks for your great review!
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