System JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO - review by lemony

The intended use of System JO H20 Flavored Lubricant is for oral sex or those special women out there with taste buds in their vagina. I have a feeling the latter is a smaller demographic so I will be talking more directly to those who are interested in its oral benefits. This lubricant can be used as a sexual lubricant as well, preferably for vaginal sex but if you're determined, anal may work as well. Since this is a water-based lubricant it is safe with all toy materials and condoms.

If you had interest in underwater oral sex adventures with this product, I'm sorry to inform you that won't work. Seeing as this is a water-based lubricant any and all underwater adventures will be cut short as this will wash away easily in water.

I feel that the flavored System JO H20 is a bit thinner than its plain Jane counterpart, System JO H20 link. That's no slight on either, I feel that the thinner texture of the flavored lubricant is much appreciated. It may also seem thinner because of its purpose as an oral sex lube. I find that its texture in my mouth is very pleasant and adds to my own personal enjoyment though it definitely does not stay in place very long. After dripping a few drops onto a cock, it's a matter of time as it races down that shaft into no man's land.

You want to talk about taste? The aroma? Oh you better believe it's amazing! I personally went into a sex shop myself to try out each and every sample they had available. I did in fact drip a drop of each onto my hand to try each and every flavor. I licked my own hand inside of a sex shop, let's just say I live on the edge. I swear my hands were clean but I digress.

Out of each flavor I tried, I definitely found a favorite but I will save the best for last. Cherry tasted like cherry medicine flavoring, raspberry tasted like sorbet raspberry flavoring, strawberry tasted like artificial strawberry flavoring, tropical fruit was repulsive and I highly recommend against it (plain old medicine flavor), pineapple was really good and sort of pineapple-y (my second favorite), chocolate tasted as close to chocolate as artificial could get it (I applaud them), banana tasted like artificial banana candy, pomegranate was unmemorable, and lemon tasted like lemon cleaning product.

I had only previously purchased the tropical fruit flavor in a small tester bottle before using it. When I purchased the 5.25 fl oz from EdenFantasys I had fallen in love with the watermelon. I absolutely adore the flavor and highly recommend it to anyone who loves watermelon candy flavor. It's definitely my favorite by far and I plan on purchasing more of it when my current bottle becomes empty.

I've found that the watermelon leaves a slight watermelon candy flavor scent if not washed off. Personally I don't find it appealing or attractive so I feel that washing it off in due time is best.

System JO H20 Flavored Lubricant lasts a fair amount of time but I do find myself having to add more drops often during oral, intercourse, and/or masturbation. It's easily cleaned up but can leave a dark spot on clothing or bedding if it is not washed off. It's not a permanent stain, dabbing it with water even hours or days after drying will remove the stain. My favorite aspect of this product is definitely the flavor. The thinness has been a problem but I'm also using it for activities other than oral.

Unlike System JO H20 link, this product comes with a flip top that pours the lubricant out. All you have to do is push down the red button and the lid flies open. If left on its side, the product may leak. I've left it in a standing position since having it for fear of leakage. I've also found that in time the dispensing area becomes messy and sticky from lingering lubricant. It's an easy fix with a quick wipe down but does raise concerns of leakage. The product definitely is not discreet at all unless mistaken as a scented massage oil and even that's pushing it.

As mentioned previously, since this product is so watery, it can be a hassle to keep it from slipping away. You either have to move quickly when dripping the lubricant onto genitals or take the easy route and drip it directly into your mouth. I usually drip it onto my tongue and then go for the prize. Otherwise you're playing a racing game with the beads of lubricant. I try to beat them at their own game by rubbing them in as quickly as possible before they escape.