Bad Taste, Runny, Re-apply Constantly, Burns!

Overall Jo flavored lubricants are just not a good buy, the packaging is horrible, they taste terrible and have a horrible after taste, they are colored, they are not body friendly and they are SOOOOO sticky.
Jo has a variety of different flavors.
Not body friendly, doesnt absorb, tastes horrible, runny, sticky, packaging leaky and makes a mess.
Rating by reviewer:
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This is the worst lubricant I have ever used. Period. The large size bottles have a very messy "pop" top that gets sticky and gross. If you hit the pop top bottles the wrong way the lid will break,completely rendering the bottle un-closeable. If you dont wipe the top after every use the sticky attracts lint, and debris, also makes your hands sticky every time you touch it.

Every bottle of Jo leaks, it does not matter the size or design of the bottle. All of Jo's flavored lubes are colored, yet do not contain dyes? Hmmm. Not to mention they taste HORRIBLE. Its like sticking your tongue in a pack of artificial sweetener. It is also very very runny! And extremely sticky.

This brand of flavored lubricant is notorious for yeast infections, urinary tract infections, etc. Did I mention it burned with internal use!? Do not waste your money..just don't. Ick! The first time I used Jo pomegranate my initial reaction was why is it pink? Then I tasted it and it turned my mouth sour, but I was testing out new product... so I went all the way threw with using it, it burned me for what ever reason I dont know, and it wasnt a burn as if it were a warming lube it burned as if it were acid! Disgusted I was! I despise this product.

The only pro to this product is that it doesn't stain, so its not a big deal if you dribble some on your sheets, bed spread, or clothes, it virtually disappears. Another pro is that they are available in 1 oz bottles, which is perfect for your pocket or purse, but whats the use of it coming in a small size if the product isn't up to par? Think twice!
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My JO H2O flavored lubricant tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Thanks for the info. We will def think twice. We're looking into Sliquid. It's organic, glycerine & paraben free. Suppose to be thick, tasteless and will not burn.
Discussion Posts Last Update
How do you feel about glycerin/parabens in this lube? 20
System Jo H20 Flavoured lube 20
vaginal use?? 7
great 3
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