JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO - review by h3artsav3r

Not so tasty, and doesn't last

If you like the flavor of strawberry cough medicine, then this product is perfect for you! I haven't tried any of the other flavors, hopefully they are better than this one. This product just didn't live up to my lubrication standards, and in my eyes, is useless for anything but oral. After using this product, I was sadly disappointed. Overall, this product was okay, but I would not pay 12.99 again.
Silky smooth, Not sticky, Smells great
Doesn't last long, Need to reapply often, Tastes horrible
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The best use for this product is most definitely oral sex, although it can be used for penetration as well (I wouldn't recommend this lube for anal). It can most definitely be used in most situations or occasions, except for play in the water, and could be great for beginners in the blow job area. This lubricant is USA made, water based, water soluble, latex safe, and non-toxic.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere except in water
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Best use is for oral
    • But can be used anywhere on the body.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of this lube is absolutely wonderful. It's silky smooth, doesn't get sticky, or dry up and crack. This clear colored lube is super easy to pour, but doesn't stay in place. It's actually a bit runny, but I didn't mind. This product contains purified water, Glycerin, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, flavoring, Methyl Paraben, and Propyl Paraben.
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

When first opening this bottle, the aroma was very strong, but in a good way. It smelled delicious and seductive. Upon tasting it, all of those feelings slipped away, and I felt like I was taking cough syrup or something. It has a medicine-like, metallic taste. The aftertaste was something similar to flavored lip gloss, and took mouthwash to get rid of.
    • Bad taste
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell


This lube did not last very long. It seemed like every couple of minutes, I was squeezing more and more out of the bottle. I used 1/4 of the bottle on foreplay alone! It's very easy to clean off, It came off of me with only water (or saliva), which I loved. Also, this lube didn't leave a sticky residue or smell behind.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Reapply often


This product comes in a simple, easy to use, 5.25 fl oz. bottle. At the top, there is a red button that acts as a "pop top," and you just tip and pour! This product can be utilized one handed as well. Very sleek design, doesn't leak at all, and can be stored virtually anywhere (I keep mine in my "Toy Box"). Instructions and ingredients are listed on the bottle's label. This clear bottle is not so discreet, and a little big for just throwing in the purse, but would fit nicely in a suitcase or toiletry bag while traveling long distances. Overall, the packaging was flawless in my eyes.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Very informative packaging

Personal comments

Overall, this product was okay (aside from the taste). This product is definitely not for those who won't want to reapply often. I haven't tried any of the other flavors, maybe they are better than this one.
Follow-up commentary
I still absolutely hate the taste. My partner and I enjoy the texture of this lube, as well as the aroma of strawberries that fills the room when in use. We have incorporated this product in the bedroom a bit more, but refrain from performing oral after it is applied.
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  • Tristan's Everything
    great review
  • kdlt
    Cough medicine? Ew. Thanks for the warning!
  • Geogeo
    thanks for the warning
  • h3artsav3r
    Thanks hopefully the other flavors are better!
  • bayosgirl
  • DirtyAngel7
    Ugh, sounds gross!
  • Isabel0329
    Sounds gross. Bleck! Thanks for the review!
  • 0990
    Thank you for the review!
  • HannahPanda
    Awesome review!
  • skeeterlynn
    Thank you for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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