JO H2O flavored lubricant - water based lube by System JO - review by Mirachaya

Tasty Pineapple!

While some of its ingredients are not the best for the lady parts, System JO pineapple water based lube is tasty, smooth and long lasting. It's one of the best flavored lubes for giving head.
Greats taste, ingenious bottle design, nice texture
Contains glycerine and parabens
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
System JO Water based pineapple lube is the best flavored lube I have ever tried. It's somewhere in consistency between runny and gel, allowing it to cling to toys and dribble deliciously slowly down my partner's penis.

The taste is very much like sweetened pineapple juice or a pineapple candy and doesn't have any of the artificial "medicine" tastes that a lot of flavored lubes do. It does have a bit of a numbing effect on your tongue after a decent amount of consumption, and you will consume a lot as it is pretty addictive. The flavor lasts a moderate amount of time for a flavored lubricant, but will have to be reapplied often to enjoy it to the full effect. It also has a pleasant "not-too-sweet" pineapple scent, that smells like the real thing.

System JO Water based pineapple lube does contain glycerine, which women prone to yeast infections should be careful to avoid. It also contains parabens, "preservatives... that have displayed the ability to slightly mimic estrogen and may be linked to breast cancer."[1] This is a factor best left to the user if the potential risk is worth the benefit. Keep in mind many lubricants, cosmetics and food products even contain them.

If used as a lubricant, it lasts well and doesn't become sticky. I have used a mere drop with a clitoral vibe for many a long masturbation session. It also works well during penetrative sex, becoming slicker the wetter it gets.

My favorite feature of this product besides the taste is the cap. It has a red push button that flips the top open, allowing for easier one handed operation. For we all know that there are times when the other hand is just too preoccupied to help open the lube bottle.

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My JO H2O flavored lubricant tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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  • SarafA
    Thank You
  • FriskyInFlorida
  • Zombirella
    Thanks for sharing. Pineapple sounds good.
  • Mamastoys
    Thanks for is the clean up? When you say it lasts "many a long....session" can you give a number of minutes (or roughly) because everyone doesn't have the same concept of what you are talking about! Just some thoughts to help get a more useful review!! Thanks again!!
  • Mirachaya
    It takes me about 3 hours to get off. I reapply maybe once an hour.
  • Lady of the Lab
    I liked that the review was concise and you compared the taste to juice & candy. I feel eh about the wiki reference, maybe reference a news/scientific article instead. I am curious to know how well the lube is absorbed by the skin.
  • Kaltir
    Thanks for the review
  • nimbuscloud3
    oh nice
  • pyratess
    thanks for the review (:
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    Thanks for the review
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    Nice review!
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