JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO - review by MissMandii

Tangerine Dreams, and Marmelade Skies!

I love love love this lube. It is priced well, lasts a good long time, can be used with my silicone toys, tastes and smells amazing... I just can't rave enough. The only downside is the use of glycerin, which for me is not a con at all, as I have no issues with the ingredient, but it will cause an issue for some women.
Silky smooth
Tastes/Smells divine
Get's 'er dun.
Contains Glycerin
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This lube is great for use with your toys, especially if you have silicone! It's also great for all things involving yourself and anyone else, or even if you are flying solo. We got this lube hoping that it would add some incentive for the dreaded task of oral sex. I know, I know... everyone should love blow jobs! But, sadly, the truth is, this horn dog hates them. Now in my defense, it's because my significant other prefers endless sessions of hummers. Before this lube, I'd get that nudge on the back of my head, and my jaw would already start to lock. Let me just tell you, this lube fixed that! It tastes amazing; it will turn practically any cock into a everlasting dreamsicle. Please though, be mindful of the ingredients. Some women have issues with Glycerin, which this does contain.
    • Bridal gift
    • Masturbation
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I love the texture of this. It pours out easy, but not too fast. It doesn't really stay in place, but for me that is good, I like my lubes to be slick, not sticky. This is the closest lube I have ever had to a natural moistness. I really don't feel like I'm using lube. It will leave a light greasy feeling afterwards, but some wipes will easily take care of that problem. We use the eden wipes and have never has any issues with it leaving a film or stickyness on our bodies.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The taste and smell both are divine! It literally smells and tastes just like a dreamsicle. The scent is light, so it will not over power you, or linger after the lube is washed off. It's very light, and almost refreshing, which I love. I'm not much of a fan of heavy or musky scents or tastes, things are usually already hot and sweaty, and a nice clean, fresh scent is a nice touch.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good
    • Tastes amazing


There have been one or two times I have had to reapply this product, but that is to be expected with a water based lube. I will say, I am extremely satisfied with how long it lasts, and quite frankly, impressed. A little bit goes a long way, and when you do need to reapply just a few drops will revive some of what has absorbed into your skin. I am so happy to have finally found a lube that I can use with my silicone toys, that rivals the longevity and texture of a nice silicone lube. It doesn't really absorb well, and will leave a slight greasy feeling, which can be alleviated with your favorite wipes.

Personal comments

I just have to comment, that I LOVE the design of the bottle. It opens by pressing on the red part, which you can see in the pictures, and the top will flip open. You push it back down and it latches shut securely. It doesn't just fly open on it's own, as it takes a bit of pressure to get it to pop open. As a result of the design, I have no dreaded issues of reaching for and grabbing a brand new bottle of... empty lube. It has never leaked on me, as so many before have.
Follow-up commentary
We still love this Lube, already used half the bottle, and will be purchasing again! I have and will continue to recommend it to my friends and followers.
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  • spiced
    Thanks for a fun review! I LOVE the Beatles reference.

    This sounds like a great lube for those who like flavor and don't mind glycerin and parabens. We avoid those things, but to each, his or her own.
  • MissMandii
    Lol! Thanks, I didn't realize until just now but there's another one titles "strawberry fields forever". I love the Beatles an since this is called "tangerine Dreams" it seemed fitting. I'm not bothered by parables, and didn't even think to include that in the review. I will have to edit and add that tomorrow. Forgive typos I'm on my phone.
  • GONE!
    Nice review!
  • purpleflower1972
  • married with children
    I love JO flavored lube. thanks for sharing.
  • surreptitious
    I love creamsicle flavored things. One of the only "girly" drinks that I'll drink is the orange Bacardi Breezer, and now I'm imagining how much fun it would be to have that flavor for a lube... Thanks for the review!
  • MK434
    Nice review!
  • Zombirella
    Now that I know it tastes like a creamsicle, I'm interested! I thought it would taste like crappy hard tack candy that is orange flavored.
  • MissMandii
    Thanks so much you guys. I actually wasn't going to get this one but at the time it was one I the few in stock. I was really worried it was going to taste awful and actually wound up pleasantly surprised. I will say everyone's different, but my husband and I both love it.
  • TiffanyW
    Thank you for your review!
  • MissMandii
    Thanks for reading!
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