JO H2O flavored lubricant by System JO - review by Darktragedy

"Not" Hot Chocolate

Maybe for anything but high-powered wand massagers, this is a good thing. We would not buy this brand again, as the bottle design was the only thing that we liked. I cannot say that everyone will have the same experience as we did with the H20 Flavored Lube and I hope that others will enjoy it more than we did.
Some people like the taste and smell, easy bottle to open
Not a lube for high powered wand massagers
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
We decided on buying this product because my favorite toy at the time was a Fairy Mini wand []. We needed a strong lubricant to work with the friction of the Fairy and one that was edible, for my husbands tastes. I was very disappointed, so was he. Yes, it smells like chocolate...kinda...and the taste is about the same.

As far as taste: He said it tasted better than regular lubes because some are not meant to be tasted, but it wasn't worth buying it because it was edible. My husband felt that maybe a different flavor in this brand might be OK, but he found the chocolate awful, to the point he won't taste it. He would rather actually lick some of the non-flavored lubes off than this one and some of those are not the most appetizing.

Consistency: It's OK, nothing great, but nothing horrible; could take it or leave it. Not too slippery. Did not stain or leave a residue.

Lubricant quality: Not good for a high powered wand massager. Did not last for the amount of friction caused by the wand. Might be OK for other uses. Was slick, making things move a little more easier, not the best I have ever used by far.

Packaging: The bottle is the best part. It opens and closes with one hand and there is no lid to misplace.

The product was easy to clean off of toys and skin. It did not leave a sticky residue like some lubes do. It never made "stains" on my bed sheets, that's a plus.

I wish we had enjoyed the product more, I really like the ease of using the product from the bottle. Some lubes come in bottles that are almost impossible to open once you have a little on your hands, not with H20 lubes.
We bought this specifically to use with the Fairy Mini [], not to use really in any other way, so my opinions are based on that. As a lubricant for intercourse or something else this might be OK, but it was really not for what we bought it for. I would not recommend buying this for something like a wand massager. I find that Wet Platinum Bodyglide [] is a much better choice for the friction that is caused from a high powered wand massager, BUT Wet Platinum bodyglide is silicone-based so you have to be careful what you use it on.

I was really disappointed, not finding it worth spending the money on. But everyone has different tastes; some people really like the taste of this, as the other user's reviews state.
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My JO H2O flavored lubricant tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Oral
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