Make your body a tropical paradise!

Overall this is the best flavored lube I have ever used, and being the mouthy type, I go through a lot. It performs just as well as a standard water-based lube, but manages to pull double-duty by making all sorts of oral play even more enjoyable by being both delicious and silky smooth. Buy this lube!
Easy to apply, long lasting, and doesn't leak.
Kinda tastes like medicine, but it'll cure what ails you.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


What we have here is a fruity flavored lubricant, so I bet you can guess when to use it. I'll give you a hint: if it involves your tongue, it can only be made better with the addition of some delicious flavor! Perfect if you're the type of person who likes getting your mouth on some of your partner's more intimate bits, but can't quite get into their natural taste. Plus, it's a great water-based lubricant, which means you can go straight from sucking or licking to stroking or poking without having to reapply. A dream come true, let me tell you. One word of caution though, this stuff does contain glycerine so it's best to keep it away from any lady-parts, but how much sweeter do those even need to be?
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of this stuff is perfect! I've tried other flavored lubes before that made me feel like I was eating FroYo syrup off my partner's body, and it was not at all pleasant. No problems like that with this though. The bottle's snap-cap design makes pouring a breeze and prevents spilling or, even worse, leakage (a problem I've had with lubes for as long as I can remember.) Once it's on, it instantly turns the applied area into a tasty, slippery, erogenous zone without going everywhere and making a sticky, nasty mess.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Of course the most important part about a flavored lube is the flavor, and here's where I've gotta give a couple so-so marks. When I went to purchase this stuff, the lady at the store let me test each of the flavors. They were all pretty good, though I'd say the Watermelon was the best, but they all left a slight aftertaste that reminded me of cough syrup. Now, that's not too big a deal for me, but I know a lot of people can't stand that flavor. However, it's worth powering through for all the other great things about this stuff. It also gives off a nice aroma, which can be good for prolonged time spent under the sheets.
    • Light taste
    • Smells good


This stuff held up pretty well. In all the ways I tried it out, I only had to reapply once, and that was a prolonged experience that involved hands, feet, and mouths. The best part is, after each use, the stuff just seems to dry; no sticky residue, no real clean up required unless you need to get dry really quick. Biggest plus is how easy it goes on; you could practically sneak this onto somebody's skin it's so light and smooth. On the downside, well, there isn't much of one; this stuff held up great in a plethora of situations.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting


The bottle is pretty big, and they apparently don't come in smaller sizes so this is more of a stay-at-home or overnight bag lube. I have to confess though, the design of the cap is really cool; my partner and I sat there playing with it for a good long while before playing with each other, which is saying something.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
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