G-Ki - vibrator by Je Joue - review by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama

About a month ago, we invited G-Ki to come play with us and our sex life hasn't been the same. She's such a cutie and can be somewhat of a tease. However, she's a little acrobat and can change her positions in such a way to give wonderful deep vibrations and please not only your G-spot but your clitoris as well. She can also tease your breasts or other body parts but because she doesn't have a flared base, it is recommended that she not do any anal play.

While G-Ki is willing to play with you alone, we find she works best when she's part of a threesome. She loves to be held in your partner's hands while she stimulates you.

Because she can adjust to so many different curves, she might be considered "travel friendly" as others might not recognize her immediately as one part of your threesome.

One nice thing about G-Ki is she never needs fancy lingerie to get turned on and she's always happy with her silicone coat. My G-Ki loves her rose pink color but she can also wear purple, pink or black, depending upon what you choose when you invite her to come live with you.

Her coat is so soft and velvety. I tease her that she is a bit of a drag because she picks up lint everywhere she goes and even if she is laying alone on the bed, she will pick up hair and lint. However, lets face it, no girl can be perfect - right? A bit of cleaning before she joins your play and she is ready to go.

She likes to consider herself "slick" and without any texture which is pretty much true. There are two little buttons that my honey uses to help her when she starts with her acrobatic wonders in changing positions but we never notice them while playing.

G-Ki seems to be very proud of the fact that she's made of food-grade material and is hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous and phthalates free. Then again - who wouldn't be proud of that?

G-Ki sometimes feels like she's under-rated because people focus on her 5" insertable length and 1.5" girth but forget that she's really 9" tall when she's not doing her gymnastic moves to curl to the shape YOU want her to be. That's right, she's willing to be flexible and even allow you to push her two buttons so you can personalize her shape to what feels best for you. You can use her in so many different positions and in one of our current favorites, she is hooked to give vibrations to both my clitoris and my G-spot. She fits mighty fine too.

She is also willing to travel in your carry-on or checked luggage and try to be discreet no matter what angle you have her at. She does ask that you remember to bring along her charger so she won't be too tired to play after one or two sessions.

While G-Ki can play alone with one person, she finds that she functions best as part of a trio. She says its because she's shy - so she has placed those buttons that make her purr where it is harder to push them by mistake. Unfortunately, sometimes this means that its hard to push them at all when you're playing alone and she's trying to please your G-spot.

However, in order to get her started, you simply have to push the top button which is labeled "+". Her first five levels are steady vibrations with each getting stronger. When you press that button the 6th time, you start on her patterned vibrations. She has five of those too. You cycle back down through her vibrations using the bottom "-" button. If you hold the "-" button down, she will shut off her vibrations.

The tricky thing when playing alone with her is making sure that you have her set to the vibrations you want before you insert her. She does try to please but she does need your help in pushing those buttons to get her going.

Her vibrations are not pinpoint vibrations but are more generalized. She works best if she's used with a bit of rocking motion to help those vibrations stimulate various areas. However, no matter how you choose to use her, she'll do her best to make sure you're happy!

While G-Ki came with the right connections to keep her charged up and ready to go, she does need to regularly have a date with her charger friend to help her stay energized. However, its so easy to help her with her charger - why its like they're magnets and just drawn to each other. In fact - they are! Just put her magnetic charger cord against her (you'll see where she wants the power) and make sure the cord is plugged in. Two hours later G-Ki is great for up to two hours of playtime!

She also says that I'm wrong in saying she can be a drag. As long as I use a water based lube, she says that she's no drag at all. She also says that water based lube is so easy to clean up, why not add it to our playtime?

G-Ki loves the water but is deathly afraid of boiling water and the dishwasher because of her sensitive motor. She prefers that you help her clean up with toy cleaner that is safe for silicone toys or soap and water. She doesn't mind if you take a 10% bleach solution to her as long as you be nice.

She loves water by the way and would love to hang out with you in the shower. I am hesitant about letting her play in the bath because of her motor and the area around her controls but we have given her permission to use the shower.

G-Ki came with her own luxurious box that she can sleep in. Its really a gorgeous bed when you think of it, its a black cardboard box with a silky black ribbon to keep it closed. However, she prefers hanging out in our bathroom with the charger most of the time. She has asked that we not let other silicone toys near her because they may mar her silky smooth complexion.

G-Ki traveled here in her own stylized black box, complete with her Je Joue name engraved on top. She had to share her box with her charger and instructions, but they spent the trip underneath her since she rode in a compartment that was designed to fit her features perfectly.

Her trip was very exhausting and before she could play, G-Ki asked to spend some time with her charger so she could get her energy back up. After about two hours though, she showed us she was ready to play by having her blinking light turn to a steady light.

There are many excellent reviews on this site which review G-Ki in a more scientific way and if you need more details, I highly recommend reading them.

However, this tongue-in-cheek review was written to point out how even a "vanilla" couple like my husband and I can enjoy a "threesome" when a favorite toy is involved. With our threesomes there is no jealousy lingering afterwards and no "you spent more time with her than with me". G-Ki retreats to the pillows whenever her work is done and is happy to rest knowing that she's pleased her partners. Meanwhile my husband and I can play all we want without worrying about neglecting her.

What more could you want from a threesome?