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“Balls!” she said. (Or How I Grew a Pair…)

“Balls!” she said. (Or How I Grew a Pair…)
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Is that a sex toy in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

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sbs  

Holy crap! That was the funniest post I've read in a long time! I've wondered what those balls do (I knew that trying to keep them inside was supposed to be "strengthening," but had no idea of the fun side effects! Thank you, I may have to "grow a pair" myself...

04/26/2010

So ... have you tried writing a column with Bert and Ernie yet?

04/29/2010

I have these and honestly, I don't really feel them that much anymore inside me. I can walk around and unless I'm stomping I feel the lightest tingle only. I feel a little fuller and stretched out but no thing extreme. Sure, I like them and won't stop using them, but I can't say I had such an intense feeling with them. It's more like having a naughty little secret and the knowledge of that makes me giggle and makes me wet.

04/30/2010
slivershadow  

Alisa, this was probably the funniest thing I've read since...forever! Seriously, however, its nice to see a sex positive message for a change. Society has gotten more conservative in recent years, and your story reminds us that there's nothing wrong with enjoying yourself.

05/02/2010
JennyNice  

I think that blow jobs are the most important thing when it comes to keeping a guy. seriously! ive just read jacks blowjob lessons (here's a link: [http://www.jacksblowjoblessons.com/] ) and i my husband fell in love with me like that again

09/20/2010

LOL! Great article. I'll have to try these.

02/10/2012

Lol Damn Looks like I need a nice pair of balls... erm... yeah no anyway you put it that just doesnt sound right to me lol... I need a pair of smart balls? oh hell I give up, I want some of those!

02/18/2012

Hilarious

07/26/2012

lol

07/27/2012

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