Community Valentine's Day Party - February 9th @ 7pm EST (Everybody welcome)

Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
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Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Wow i've been missing out, I totally forgot this was going on. Plus I was busy and relaxing. Glad it isn't over yet!
Welcome Cookie Monster Mike! Better late than never, or so they say.
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
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Originally posted by Jul!a
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands

Scientists are unsure why humans have pubic hair, but they theorize that the hair traps secretions that hold pheromones, or sexual ... more
Weird!
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sara May Sara May
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do. Forty percent of women have said ... more
Does that 40% consists of having sex in your sleep lol.. <<< Known to do that lol.. Did you know that those women where also called witches if found to have a 3rd nipple during the medieval periods... A mole can develop into a nipple if it is anywhere in the breast/underarm reign..
02/09/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
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Originally posted by T&A1987
100 years from now they'll say the same about us.
true!
02/09/2012
Contributor: fifi fifi
Quote:
Originally posted by TheSinDoll
I did not Read #1.
I didn't see it.
You didn't type it.
It was never there.
lmao!
02/09/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by acessorie
I hope i'm still having sex in my 90's lol

hmmm sex for better skin and hair.... there's a thought.
no kidding!

'sex! for better health!'

02/09/2012
Contributor: Valentinka Valentinka
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Wow i've been missing out, I totally forgot this was going on. Plus I was busy and relaxing. Glad it isn't over yet!
Hello, Mike!
02/09/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands

Scientists are unsure why humans have pubic hair, but they theorize that the hair traps secretions that hold pheromones, or sexual ... more
Divine and goddess like indeed!!
02/09/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by SMichelle
Welcome Cookie Monster Mike! Better late than never, or so they say.
Very true! Lol i just made some Basil Fettuccine Chicken Alfredo yum. Craving it lately.
02/09/2012
Contributor: leelee leelee
Quote:
Originally posted by Valentinka
Hello, Mike!
hey mike !
02/09/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Aphrodite, the goddess of sexual intercourse, emerged from the foaming semen of her father’s castrated testicles.The word “vagina” means “sheath” or “scabbard” in Latin, suggesting that love and war have been connected for thousands of years.The word ... more
Gross foaming semen! XDDD
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by leelee
I'd be sad too can't wait for it to come back on!
I know! My boyfriends roommate works on the set so we get to hear stories sometimes
02/09/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by Valentinka
Hello, Mike!
Oh hai! hehe
02/09/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
tonight, the only but we'll speak of is the human ass." creepy restaurant guy n 30 rock.
02/09/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Aphrodite, the goddess of sexual intercourse, emerged from the foaming semen of her father’s castrated testicles.The word “vagina” means “sheath” or “scabbard” in Latin, suggesting that love and war have been connected for thousands of years.The word ... more
When my oldest was little she told some people at the next booth in Wendys that her daddy had a tail and she wanted one too.
02/09/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by SMichelle
Maybe they don't finish every time...? I'm assuming they do though...

but...it's possible that they don't. I mean, I know I sometimes have days where no matter how much I masturbate, I just can't get off.
Congratulations SMichelle, you've won yourself a prize for being the last poster on page 40!! How do you feel about your choice of one in stock Dona massage candle and your choice of one in stock Dona massage oil??



Please email me at Sam @ edenfantasys.com with your name and shipping address so I can get that sent to you!
02/09/2012
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Very true! Lol i just made some Basil Fettuccine Chicken Alfredo yum. Craving it lately.
That sounds delish! I haven't had supper yet.
02/09/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by Curiouscat
Gross foaming semen! XDDD
I just threw up in my mouth a little. lol
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sara May Sara May
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

Sperm banks keep their donor semen at ... more
Poor spermy must be exhausted lol.. 7 inches a hour lol.
02/09/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do. Forty percent of women have said ... more
i come during sexy dreams! and yes, it has increased during my childbearing years for sure.

as far as women talking dirty during sex, i think at least some of it has to do with it being in women's minds that that's what men want/expect.
02/09/2012
Contributor: A.Mari A.Mari
Quote:
Originally posted by wrmbreze
When my oldest was little she told some people at the next booth in Wendys that her daddy had a tail and she wanted one too.
LOL!
02/09/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Congrats SMichelle
02/09/2012
Contributor: leelee leelee
Quote:
Originally posted by Sbmsvschoolgirl
I know! My boyfriends roommate works on the set so we get to hear stories sometimes
That's awesome! I entered the contest to get a chance to be on the set but I guess I didn't win lol
02/09/2012
Contributor: TxMommysSavings TxMommysSavings
Quote:
Originally posted by wrmbreze
When my oldest was little she told some people at the next booth in Wendys that her daddy had a tail and she wanted one too.
rofl thats soo cute and weird lol
02/09/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Vagina means sheath? hmmm
02/09/2012
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Llewey
I once had a baboon "show off" to me at the zoo. I was with my young niece. It was awful.
LMAO! Oh no!
02/09/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Congratulations SMichelle, you've won yourself a prize for being the last poster on page 40!! How do you feel about your choice of one in stock Dona massage candle and your choice of one in stock Dona massage oil??



Please email me ... more
Wooohoooo grats SMichelle that is an awesome prize!
02/09/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
For most men, the left testicle hangs lower—but in some men, most commonly left-handed men, the right one hangs lower.

Men do not need to be sexually aroused to have an erection. Erections can occur if a man is frightened, nervous, or has a full bladder. It’s normal for a man to have several erections during the dream phrase of sleep.

During a woman’s period, the opening of the cervix (Latin for “neck” or “nape of neck”) and uterus stretch slightly to allow the shedding of the endometrium. During this time, harmful sexually transmitted bacteria have easier access to the uterus, increasing the risk of serious pelvic infections. HIV is also more easily transmitted during a woman’s period.

Married people are more likely to masturbate than people living alone, according to the National Health and Social Life Survey (NHSLS).

For men seeking penile enlargement surgery, the average gain in size is about 1 inch when flaccid and 1/2 inch when erect. More than 65% of men who opt for penile enlargement surgery are dissatisfied with the result.
02/09/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Congratulations SMichelle, you've won yourself a prize for being the last poster on page 40!! How do you feel about your choice of one in stock Dona massage candle and your choice of one in stock Dona massage oil??



Please email me ... more
Congrats!
02/09/2012
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Congratulations SMichelle, you've won yourself a prize for being the last poster on page 40!! How do you feel about your choice of one in stock Dona massage candle and your choice of one in stock Dona massage oil??



Please email me ... more
Congrats, SMichelle!
02/09/2012