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#10YearsOfEden - Eden Community Reunion / 10 Yr. Celebration! (July 26th 8pm EST)

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Contributor: Upyourreviews Upyourreviews
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Originally posted by devi4madness
Sure, you want big spoon or little spoon?
Always the little, please. I'm only 5'3" and can't keep anyone warm enough from behind. ;-)
07/26/2012
Contributor: HippieFeet HippieFeet
Someone come give me a back massage
07/26/2012
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Did you know…?
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
File that under "yuck."
07/26/2012
Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
Mmm hubby just brought home Culvers cheddar butter burgers. YUM! I can already feel my ass getting big. rofl.
07/26/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
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Originally posted by Ms. N
Lots of BB fans here then! Who are you rooting for?
I usually love big brother, but I haven't been able to get into it this year. There's just no one that I really like.
07/26/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
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Originally posted by Breas
Your user name is pretty!
I named all my sims after colors and gems. lol. Tiffany Diamond (pink house), Emily Emerald (green house), ect.
07/26/2012
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Did you know…?
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
Cockroaches do that too.
07/26/2012
Contributor: LusciousLollypop LusciousLollypop
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Originally posted by Ansley
Actually, one of the tamer mating rituals. Bees are ripped in half from the abdomen down after mating with the queen.
WHY do you know these things?! LOL
07/26/2012
Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
I've caught up!!!! YAY!!!
Yeah, same, took awhile!
07/26/2012
Contributor: AliMc AliMc
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Actually, one of the tamer mating rituals. Bees are ripped in half from the abdomen down after mating with the queen.
You learn something new every day...
07/26/2012
Contributor: Jojobean82 Jojobean82
I'm Jo An, or JoJo my first time posting in the forums much less a party
07/26/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Did you know…?
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
I guess that's one way to get it done lol
07/26/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Did you know…?
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
Gross.
07/26/2012
Contributor: StrapOnStud StrapOnStud
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Originally posted by hot lil momma
Big brother is our yearly obsession in our house
When I was a tad bit younger and started getting into Big Brother I actually kept a notebook of HOHs Vetos and ppl who were voted out. Think I was beyond obsessed
07/26/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
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Originally posted by PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Ok I see everyone is in here early. But I made it hey all.
Hello there pretty lady!
07/26/2012
Contributor: melissa1973 melissa1973
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Originally posted by Clitical Jenne
I'm developing a complex. Everyone is talking to each other and I feel like the fat kid in the park, lol.

Can I join that club as well please?
There are NO fat kids here, just pleasingly plump. Just jump on in where ever you feel like joining.
07/26/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Did you know…?
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
No way!
07/26/2012
Contributor: Princess Zelda Princess Zelda
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Originally posted by travelnurse
I'm staying in Fl Ilove it
your the only one I know so far but I'm glad you like it
07/26/2012
Contributor: Buttercup Green Buttercup Green
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Actually, one of the tamer mating rituals. Bees are ripped in half from the abdomen down after mating with the queen.
Yowza!
07/26/2012
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by Breas
But darn it, I'm a girl!
Well, it was that or "Grimace"
07/26/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
just when I thought my husband wasn't very romantic!
07/26/2012
Contributor: FallFire FallFire
Aah! I should have been keeping up with this thread all day. I don't know how I'm going to get through 41 pages of posts! lol
07/26/2012
Contributor: Kissy Kissy
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Originally posted by Woman China
I've caught up!!!! YAY!!!
I feel like that sometimes, but really there is always another 10 posts! This is crazy fast.. [[overwhelming]]
07/26/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Ansley
Well, the clit gets erect...so I guess it would be three, technically. No wait FOUR!
Clit is female penis though...
07/26/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I think this is the first time I've ever been late to a party - there's been over 1000+ posts since I last looked at this thread. O_o
07/26/2012
Contributor: Faeya Faeya
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Originally posted by Kindred
See you in 20 pages.
Only 4 pages ...I was worried because my son had dozed off on the couch and he can be hard to wake up...
07/26/2012
Contributor: LusciousLollypop LusciousLollypop
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Originally posted by xOhxSoxScandalousx
Mmm hubby just brought home Culvers cheddar butter burgers. YUM! I can already feel my ass getting big. rofl.
those are literally so freaking good. now i'm craving it. THANKS. lol
07/26/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
I don't think anyone is trying to leave anyone else out. It's super hard to keep up with everything!!!
I agree totally! PS: I love you ProperyOfPotter- you're reviews have been fabulous lately!
07/26/2012
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by AliMc
I love Cracked!
Holy smokes is this thread moving fast! I barely got to the most recent post and I already see a reply.
07/26/2012
Contributor: HippieFeet HippieFeet
Did anyone see that turtle video on Tosh.0 this week?
07/26/2012