Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I don't mean to be mean, it's just, porn is something to hide, at least in my life.
I keep my discs in a cd holder style book and ditch all of the covers, both the big & the little. Makes it easier to keep them together & hidden.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
She looked familiar to me, but I never figured out why. I'm sure it'll come to me eventually. Just as long as I don't shout "Eureka!" in the middle of church or something. That would be hard to explain.
For some reason she reminds me of Tom Cruise's wife, Kate (can't recall her last name though -- what IS it with me and names tonight?).
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
There's a whole essay on how a condom couldn't contain Superman's sperm. Larry Niven wrote it. I highly recommend it if you want bizarre humor.
That is funny. I will have to look for it
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Is there a woman who could get pregnant with flesh eating sperm?
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
For some reason she reminds me of Tom Cruise's wife, Kate (can't recall her last name though -- what IS it with me and names tonight?).
Holmes
12/01/2010
Contributor: GKITTYSPOT GKITTYSPOT
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
I keep my discs in a cd holder style book and ditch all of the covers, both the big & the little. Makes it easier to keep them together & hidden.
Good odea
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
For some reason she reminds me of Tom Cruise's wife, Kate (can't recall her last name though -- what IS it with me and names tonight?).
Kate cruise
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyySarah
LMAO!!!! I can't even imagine!
Invincible sperm. Terrifying, really.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
For some reason she reminds me of Tom Cruise's wife, Kate (can't recall her last name though -- what IS it with me and names tonight?).
katie holmes
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
For some reason she reminds me of Tom Cruise's wife, Kate (can't recall her last name though -- what IS it with me and names tonight?).
Holmes! (My brother actually told me they were married... My brother oddly follows celebrity gossip)
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Kate cruise
Katie Holmes!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
No, EF doesn't carry it. It's older too. Offhand I would just say search the internet.
OK...I have a few local b&m stores that have a good selection too.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Okay I got a serious question for you Jason!


Delphine or Velma?

Chose!
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Is there a woman who could get pregnant with flesh eating sperm?
That would be one strong uterus...and eggs.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
I keep my discs in a cd holder style book and ditch all of the covers, both the big & the little. Makes it easier to keep them together & hidden.
Smart.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Is there a woman who could get pregnant with flesh eating sperm?
Well Bella got pregnant from Vampire sperm....so I think anything is possible
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Is there a woman who could get pregnant with flesh eating sperm?
Personally, I hope not!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Yeah, some of those break-up murders have really worn me down over the years.
Awww we could have a pre-quel chronicaling the heartbreak. It could be catharctic!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Okay I got a serious question for you Jason!


Delphine or Velma?

Chose!
Daphne you mean?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by GKITTYSPOT
Good odea
Good idea in theory, until your newly introduced kid to music wants to download music to their new ipod and come across your cd case and start looking through it.... Yeah..
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
For some reason she reminds me of Tom Cruise's wife, Kate (can't recall her last name though -- what IS it with me and names tonight?).
Katie Holmes isn't it?
12/01/2010
Contributor: GKITTYSPOT GKITTYSPOT
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Good idea in theory, until your newly introduced kid to music wants to download music to their new ipod and come across your cd case and start looking through it.... Yeah..
Lol. So true.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Katie Holmes isn't it?
That's it.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Is there a woman who could get pregnant with flesh eating sperm?
Maybe Jason's real match would be able to stand up to his horrible, psycho self? Maybe she'd be like a praying mantis and try to kill him afterward. And that's love between two homicidal sociopaths!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Okay I got a serious question for you Jason!


Delphine or Velma?

Chose!
you know Daphne or Velma?

Damn this spelling
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by bzzingbee
That would be one strong uterus...and eggs.
Well I suppose as long as its not flesh... so maybe a scaled skin person....


OMG LOCKNESS MONSTER
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
I don't hide my porn. Eh, don't think it is that big of a deal.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Good idea in theory, until your newly introduced kid to music wants to download music to their new ipod and come across your cd case and start looking through it.... Yeah..
We hide ours in my husband's underwear drawer! Can't hide it in mine because my daughter borrows my socks, but who wants to go through their dad's underwear???
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
I don't hide my porn. Eh, don't think it is that big of a deal.
I live with my parents. I had to hide Stargate because of nudity in one scene of one episode. *sigh*
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Well I suppose as long as its not flesh... so maybe a scaled skin person....


OMG LOCKNESS MONSTER
Wow, Jason's girlfriend is getting scarier by the second.
12/01/2010