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Contributor: The Bloggess The Bloggess
So this week I asked a ton of guys who they (surprisingly) would sleep with or (surprisingly) would NOT sleep with and the results were...surprising: link

In fact the were so surprising that I suspect they are lying to me or I'm on Candid Camera. So this weeks poll question: "Are these guys just fucking with me?"
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes. They are trying to throw you off guard so you won't suspect them when they are out late with Heidi Klum
18
Yes. All men lie all the time. That's what they do.
15
No. It's entirely normal to want to plow all of the Golden Girls but not Megan Fox. Stop judging.
49
It's only normal to want to plow Blanche. The other Golden Girls are not sexy.
8
Personally I've always preferred Rose.
9
Why are we talking about which Golden Girl is sexier? This is a terrible poll.
17
I don't have an opinion but I like to answer poll questions.
44
Total votes: 160 (120 voters)
Poll is closed
05/21/2009
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Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
Nope, they aren't fucking with you. My only dispute is Amy Winehouse. Added on the weird girls, Tristan Taormino is on that list with me and my guy buddies, Angelina Jolie (who a lot of women find not so sexy), Helen Keller, Mary Leaky, Maya Angelou, Queen Latifah, Aurora from Star Trek, all the female aliens that Kirk slept with, and I'd do Abby from NCIS in a fucking heart beat. She could spank me, beat me, and call me a pussy and I'd love it all. Oh Abby...
05/21/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I would totally do Tilda Swinton, but I'd throw Angelina Jolie in the trash bin. And ask her to eat the trash, maybe, because at this point, the women is looking a little ickier than usual.
05/21/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Maybe it's (partly) due to that strange phenomenon of people saying that they don't enjoy something that everyone else seems to enjoy, the goal being to "be different" or something in the vicinity.

Like when a girl says, "Brad Pitt's not so great looking", I think to myself: you're lying to my face, shut up.

Actually, the most obvious examples are when a person likes some band/song, then they find out that it's mainstream, then all the sudden they magically don't like it.
05/21/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I don't think Brad Pitt is hot at all. For reals.

And man, I should have my hubby (the inimitable Yeti) to post what he said in response to the Bloggess' column last night - about "hot" ladies and such - pretty freakin funny.
05/21/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE BE ASHAMED TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ABBY? -sobs-

Anyway, I can totally see it because I don't always jive with mainstream opinion (look up LOL)

Honestly, a lot of the names on the hot-chicks-they-wouldn 't-do-list seemed to be those who have been around the block and probably weren't too smart about it, if you get my drift. It makes me think people would avoid them not based on looks but based on diseases.

Also, Brad Pitt is a strange one. He's very good looking, only sometimes. LOL
05/21/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I don't think Brad Pitt is hot at all. For reals.

And man, I should have my hubby (the inimitable Yeti) to post what he said in response to the Bloggess' column last night - about "hot" ladies and such - pretty freakin funny.
Matt McConaughey has short arms and thin little lips. But he still is listed top five hottest guys.

Personally, I like tall lanky guys. With body mods. And bedroom eyes with shaggy surfer-emo hair.
05/21/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
@Carrie Ann and Adriana: I'm assuming that there's a difference between a person being physically attractive and being physically attracted to a person. For example, I find some guys physically attractive, but I'm not physically attracted to any guys. Or, agreeing that that a guy is attractive even though he's "not your type".

So, is Brad Pitt neither of these to you? Or just "not your type"?
05/21/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
@Carrie Ann and Adriana: I'm assuming that there's a difference between a person being physically attractive and being physically attracted to a person. For example, I find some guys physically attractive, but I'm not physically attracted ... more
Huh? I haven't even posted yet.

And I love Brad Pitt. And Angelina Jolie, too, now that ya mention it. But only the Ang from back in her Girl, Interrupted and Gia days. Now, not so much.

Anyhow, I do believe you confused me with In the Pink.
05/21/2009
Contributor: Firemeup Firemeup
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
Maybe it's (partly) due to that strange phenomenon of people saying that they don't enjoy something that everyone else seems to enjoy, the goal being to "be different" or something in the vicinity.

Like when a girl says, ... more
Brad Pitt's face always looked like a monkey to me. Kind of a turn off.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
Maybe it's (partly) due to that strange phenomenon of people saying that they don't enjoy something that everyone else seems to enjoy, the goal being to "be different" or something in the vicinity.

Like when a girl says, ... more
Brad Pitt is really boring-looking to me. I prefer his Indian equivalent, Shah Rukh Khan. Mmmmmmm.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
@Carrie Ann and Adriana: I'm assuming that there's a difference between a person being physically attractive and being physically attracted to a person. For example, I find some guys physically attractive, but I'm not physically attracted ... more
No. Sometimes Brad Pitt is simply not attractive. I find that he is usually clean cut and good looking in his movies but as himself, at a lot of events and other paparazzi type photos, he is really grungy looking which highlights his monkey face, heh.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
No. Sometimes Brad Pitt is simply not attractive. I find that he is usually clean cut and good looking in his movies but as himself, at a lot of events and other paparazzi type photos, he is really grungy looking which highlights his monkey face, ... more
See, I'm just weird. I like him best all crazy like in Twelve Monkeys.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Huh? I haven't even posted yet.

And I love Brad Pitt. And Angelina Jolie, too, now that ya mention it. But only the Ang from back in her Girl, Interrupted and Gia days. Now, not so much.

Anyhow, I do believe you confused me with ... more
My bad, and yes you're right about the confusion. You both have pink haired girl pics? That's my excuse lol
05/22/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
"The Bloggess",

After reading your article (the same one you linked link), I'm split.

Here's one reason why you might be getting fucked with: “I'd wear Jackie Stallone like a hockey mask.” This is an example of the sort of response you received? If a large portion of responses were like this, then I'm guessing that you're getting fucked with. Also, whoever said that is amazing and I would wear him like a hockey mask for doing so.

Here's one reason why I don't think you're getting fucked with. I'd bang everyone on the list you put up even though I haven't heard of half of them. Why? Just because they're famous. Even if I didn't enjoy it, I would still get the pleasure of being able to truly tell people I banged, say, Amy Whinehouse while telling her what a piece of garbage she is (which I would do, and I guess I would enjoy it then, but you get the point).

Actually I'm lying right now because that's what guys do.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
See, I'm just weird. I like him best all crazy like in Twelve Monkeys.
Can't say I've seen it but I also think he isn't aging very well. Either botox or just his changing facial features.. But I'll live without fucking Brad Pitt. LOL
05/22/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Can't say I've seen it but I also think he isn't aging very well. Either botox or just his changing facial features.. But I'll live without fucking Brad Pitt. LOL
It's all them kids! Lol
05/22/2009
Contributor: DreamyLove DreamyLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
Brad Pitt is really boring-looking to me. I prefer his Indian equivalent, Shah Rukh Khan. Mmmmmmm.
To me, SRK is worlds above Brad Pitt in sheer awesomeness. Even my boyfriend thinks so.
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamyLove
To me, SRK is worlds above Brad Pitt in sheer awesomeness. Even my boyfriend thinks so.
I'll beat all of you. Know who's hot? Spaghetti Cat. Oh yeah, I went there.
05/22/2009
Contributor: DreamyLove DreamyLove
Quote:
Originally posted by bodymodboy
I'll beat all of you. Know who's hot? Spaghetti Cat. Oh yeah, I went there.
Hahaha! Spaghetti Cat is so popular he even has his own facebook page. link
05/22/2009
Contributor: DreamyLove DreamyLove
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamyLove
Hahaha! Spaghetti Cat is so popular he even has his own facebook page. link
Er...it's a fanpage, but I still think that's awesome.
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamyLove
Hahaha! Spaghetti Cat is so popular he even has his own facebook page. link
LoL! I'm glad you got a kick out of it. After I clicked post, I was worried that I was gonna sound dumb.
05/22/2009
Contributor: The Bloggess The Bloggess
Quote:
Originally posted by bodymodboy
I'll beat all of you. Know who's hot? Spaghetti Cat. Oh yeah, I went there.
I would totally do spaghetti cat.
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
I would totally do spaghetti cat.
I think there should be a Spaghetti Cat song, similar to Smelly Cat. But less odorific.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by bodymodboy
Nope, they aren't fucking with you. My only dispute is Amy Winehouse. Added on the weird girls, Tristan Taormino is on that list with me and my guy buddies, Angelina Jolie (who a lot of women find not so sexy), Helen Keller, Mary Leaky, Maya ... more
LOL my husband ADORES Abby! I have to cringe about Helen Keller though don't quite see the attraction but that's me. Hell I'D do most of the alien women Kirk did...and the Orian that Archer tango'd with...she was hawt!
02/06/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I don't think Brad Pitt is hot at all. For reals.

And man, I should have my hubby (the inimitable Yeti) to post what he said in response to the Bloggess' column last night - about "hot" ladies and such - pretty freakin funny.
Eew...Brad Pitt is so not on my hot list either. Ick. Also I don't like Robert Pattinson, he just looks funny to me.
02/06/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE BE ASHAMED TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ABBY? -sobs-

Anyway, I can totally see it because I don't always jive with mainstream opinion (look up LOL)

Honestly, a lot of the names on the hot-chicks-they-wouldn ... more
I would totally fuck Abby. I don't know anyone that wouldn't. It isn't just looks, she is *CUTE* like super cute. I adore her
02/06/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
See, I love Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson (don't judge people, don't judge). I think I have specific requirements that if someone can't meet there is no way I would want them.

As for the Abby thing, how is that weird??? Omg she is adorable.

Ok, I am done now
02/06/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
Met Brad Pitt when he was filming 12 Monkeys with Bruce Willis. Bad body odor. Same thing with Madonna, (worse body odor)in her early days of fame and rubber bracelets..
02/07/2010
Contributor: Riccio Riccio
Okay, I'm sixty-three and do not know who most of these women are. When I was young, however, I thought that Anna Magnani link was totally sexy, but just did not understand what other men saw in Marilyn Monroe link.
09/26/2010