What weird-looking guy do you still totally want to have sex with?

Contributor: Valyn Valyn
Jack Sparrow for sure! B.O. and all! Lol..

I bet with Spock it'd be like Vulcan tantric sex, hehe!
07/03/2009
Contributor: domestikook domestikook
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
thank god, I was getting really tired of the strange looks I get when I mentiopn how freaking hot David Bowie was in Labyrinth. Also, pass the heavily made up pirate this-a-way please.
07/10/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Valyn
Jack Sparrow for sure! B.O. and all! Lol..

I bet with Spock it'd be like Vulcan tantric sex, hehe!
Especially with both Spocks. At the same time. Ohmiyesssssssss.
07/20/2009
Contributor: Wynn Wynn
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I humbly submit for consideration - Anthony Bourdain.
07/22/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
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Originally posted by Wynn
I humbly submit for consideration - Anthony Bourdain.
I was waiting for a bus in Waikiki and I saw Anthony Bourdain and his camera guy and of course I had to tell him I loved him and his books and....I practically fainted. He's just as cool in real life, the kind of person you can drink a beer with or something.
07/24/2009
Contributor: Amy Scalf Roundtree Amy Scalf Roundtree
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
This is the most accurate thing I have ever read on the internet. A-MAY-zing.
07/27/2009
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Chris Rock, basically. I'd actually prefer it if he were speaking, really...
08/06/2009
Contributor: R. A. Z. R. A. Z.
I am just floored that the Bloggess and I apparently have the same taste in men. Seriously, I didn't think any other women crushed on Eddie Izzard, Alan Rickan & David Bowie. She even got my list of nos down perfectly. My addition to the list is Sean Connery, even like now and all being old. I know, cliche but still, that man screams sex to me.
08/19/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
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Originally posted by Victoria
Duh, John Cusack - NO KIDDING!!! Who wouldn't bang John Cusack?! I'm just sayin...
Seriously.
08/27/2009
Contributor: JEM JEM
Hugh Lowery (House) is so hot! Even with the crippled leg he has on House he totally makes the "will do" list!
10/21/2009
Contributor: Alisha Vargas Alisha Vargas
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Alan Rickman is the epitome of sexy. And who could resist that voice?
02/05/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
You know what's weird? I just noticed that Neil Gaiman did not in fact vote for himself!
02/05/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Victoria
Oh my god, would I do Walken!
Heh me too...does he seem to get better with age or what?
02/06/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by removedacnt
I don't care if Johnny Depp is dressed up as a pirate or Edward Scissorhands. He's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
He could be dressed as the tin man and he'd be hawt....or underssed, definately hawt undressed I bet!
02/06/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a thing for Spock. And I second V from V for Vendetta.

This poll is hilarious!
Heh my first "adult dream" was about Spock. I was married when it happened and I was like WTF??!!??? Still it was erotic as hell and changed the way I viewed Star Trek forever LOL
02/06/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Y'all are warped. In the best way, of course, but I still have to draw the line at Gene Simmons.
Hmmm I can see Gene Simmons...but when I read the post my mind said Richard Simmons and then I was like WHAT??!!??? OMG NO! That's just wrong...then I read it again and was like whoa ok she hasn't totally lost it!
02/06/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Hmmm I can see Gene Simmons...but when I read the post my mind said Richard Simmons and then I was like WHAT??!!??? OMG NO! That's just wrong...then I read it again and was like whoa ok she hasn't totally lost it!
LMAO! I just saw Richard Simmons on TV the other day, and while I totally wouldn't, I swear he hasn't aged a day in years.
02/06/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Some of them are not that odd-looking. See? I'd do some of them.
02/06/2010
Contributor: Polyserena Polyserena
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Originally posted by Alisha Vargas
Alan Rickman is the epitome of sexy. And who could resist that voice?
Ooh yeah. I'm a sucker for a sexy voice.
04/25/2010
Contributor: Gardenvy Gardenvy
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp have always been a personal fav. I'm a straight sucker for dark haired or Latin men
04/25/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
What a fun poll! I voted Jack Sparrow and Adrian Brody. I find them both attractive.
05/10/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
Up for consideration: Alan Cummings and Christopher Walken (as someone previously said). Also, Jim Parsons (Sheldon on Big Bang Theory).
05/11/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
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Originally posted by Wynn
I humbly submit for consideration - Anthony Bourdain.
OMG.... ME too! HUGE fan!
06/17/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Annemarie
Up for consideration: Alan Cummings and Christopher Walken (as someone previously said). Also, Jim Parsons (Sheldon on Big Bang Theory).
Jim Parsons - totally
06/17/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
I don't have time to read all the pages, but I have gotten weird looks for saying I would have sex with Jeff Goldblum.
06/17/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
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Originally posted by newblog2
One more....and I don't know why....but Kevin Smith. Maybe it would be the challenge of making "Silent Bob" scream out in serious orgasm or something.
I am the BIGGEST Kevin Smith geek... I love him!
06/17/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
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Originally posted by supergirl ruthie
I demand to know why Jeff Goldblum is not on this list.
And there it is... I really should have taken the time to read through all this before posting, because I ended up reading it anyway! lol
06/17/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Jeremy Piven and (I can't believe I'd admit this and I really can't explain why but) Gene Simmons!
I second both of these as well!
06/17/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Just saw the Walken comment! Christopher rocks...
06/19/2010
Contributor: Lynk Lynk
I would definitely have to say that Captain Jack Sparrow does not count as weird looking, but maybe that's just me.
06/21/2010