Did you ever put something into your tush you wish you hadn't???

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
So...in the attempt to "stretch the envelope" have you ever gone where you WISH you hadn't?

We used those old ball on a string anal beads years ago. String broke with beads still in. Thankfully she pushed them all out, but we WERE worried for a while.
A friend gave herself a nice anal fissure by trying a mini baseball bat, since she had seen it done in porn. Didn't work too good for her. She was trying to impress HER hubby, who ended up NOT impressed.

So...did you ever put something up there, you later wished you hadn't?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
NOPE....nothing goes in there.
9
Nope, toys go in there, or fingers, penis's, or other things that are made to go there, only.
27
YES, I HAVE put something there I wish I had not. (please elaborate)?
12
As always "OTHER"?
1
Total votes: 49 (49 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Mx.Nekora Mx.Nekora
Uh,I once tried to put a spongebob toy up there..ouch.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
So...in the attempt to "stretch the envelope" have you ever gone where you WISH you hadn't?

We used those old ball on a string anal beads years ago. String broke with beads still in. Thankfully she pushed them all out, but we ... more
Umm....no.....
02/21/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by Mx.Nekora
Uh,I once tried to put a spongebob toy up there..ouch.
Lol interesting, maybe you should opt for Sandy the squirrel?
02/21/2012
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
Yes, but I'm too embarrassed to say what :S
02/21/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by zeebot
Yes, but I'm too embarrassed to say what :S
Hmm a hint?

I don't recall anything in recent memory that I tried to put in there. I'm sure as a kid exploring around I probably attempted but did not get that far. I guess earlier in my anal adventures when I was very much a beginner I tried to push myself too fast and almost hurt myself with a toy that was too big.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Sir Sir
No, I have not ever done this and no one has ever done this to me.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Lizzy Lizzy
nope
02/21/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Nope, I'm very, um, ANAL about what I put in my ass. Lol.
02/21/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Well I am very experimental all the time, so I could have picked Other too, but anyway, nope, such a thing has never happened with me, because I freak out about such thoughts so much that I always pay the very best attention, and am more on the timid side just to be sure that nothing will go wrong, pretty much in a lot of things in life, except some exceptions of course... ^^
02/21/2012
Contributor: dbm6907 dbm6907
I'm not too fond of anal, so I don't put anything in my ass unless it's my boyfriends dick. I did, however, let my boyfriend convince me to allow him to use Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil as lube when we had ran out....BAD IDEA! It worked, but I couldn't go to the bathroom for a couple days
02/21/2012
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
A jelly toy, back before I knew about material safety. Oww, burning.
03/01/2012
Contributor: richsam richsam
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
So...in the attempt to "stretch the envelope" have you ever gone where you WISH you hadn't?

We used those old ball on a string anal beads years ago. String broke with beads still in. Thankfully she pushed them all out, but we ... more
NOPE....nothing goes in there.
03/01/2012
Contributor: oneeyedoctopus oneeyedoctopus
No regrets
03/01/2012
Contributor: Itsnotabanana Itsnotabanana
Haha some of these posts are pretty funny, but nope for me!
07/28/2012
Contributor: squire squire
Nope.
07/28/2012
Contributor: LunaLuthor LunaLuthor
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
So...in the attempt to "stretch the envelope" have you ever gone where you WISH you hadn't?

We used those old ball on a string anal beads years ago. String broke with beads still in. Thankfully she pushed them all out, but we ... more
ouch
07/29/2012
Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
Other. A silicone plug... with not enough lube. OUCH! Blood was shed. TMI, but it was a very unpleasant experience, lmao.
07/29/2012
Contributor: PeachCandy PeachCandy
Nope, never
07/29/2012
Contributor: Ganconagh Ganconagh
Nope
07/29/2012
Contributor: NightKat NightKat
Quote:
Originally posted by toxie m
A jelly toy, back before I knew about material safety. Oww, burning.
I made the same mistake, sex ed needs to step up!
07/29/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
So...in the attempt to "stretch the envelope" have you ever gone where you WISH you hadn't?

We used those old ball on a string anal beads years ago. String broke with beads still in. Thankfully she pushed them all out, but we ... more
My ex's penis. Hahahaha!
08/21/2012
Contributor: crazycouple7281 crazycouple7281
A sil-a-gel toy that burned my ass bad. Gotta love those 'antibacterial' chemicals.
08/21/2012
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Quote:
Originally posted by toxie m
A jelly toy, back before I knew about material safety. Oww, burning.
Yes, I've been burned by one of those too!
04/04/2013
Contributor: princess22 princess22
no not at all
04/04/2013
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Nope, just toys and such that are made for it.
04/04/2013
Contributor: Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
Quote:
Originally posted by ViVix
My ex's penis. Hahahaha!
Best response yet!!!

And no, for me lol.
04/04/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by zeebot
Yes, but I'm too embarrassed to say what :S
Hey, with that guy now in the news for putting a living eel up there...anything else seems pretty, well, hum drum, I think.
04/12/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitka
Nope, just toys and such that are made for it.
Sounds funny when put that way...."toys made for it". A whole industry is out there making toys to put in your butt. It's true. Amazing, but true.

What would they have thought about this in 1800? How about in 1970, even?
04/12/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by crazycouple7281
A sil-a-gel toy that burned my ass bad. Gotta love those 'antibacterial' chemicals.
Thankfully that never happened to me, since all my toys used to be JELLY.
04/12/2013