Do you masturbate at work?

Contributor: LoveDrunk LoveDrunk
Any one out there ever masturbate at work? I know I have a few times, got so horny had to pleasure myself in the bathroom. Looking for a quiet, discreet vibe for that now! Anyone else ever masturbated at work?
01/18/2013
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Contributor: ustwo ustwo
No, never. Don't have the time to even think about it. I'm an RN and it's non stop stress.

BTW, I think occupation should be included in responses.
01/18/2013
Contributor: married with children married with children
nope, never felt the urge to.
01/18/2013
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Guilty as charged. Yes, I have jacked off in the bathroom at work
01/18/2013
Contributor: LoveDrunk LoveDrunk
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Originally posted by MrWishyWashy
Guilty as charged. Yes, I have jacked off in the bathroom at work
Ha, glad I'm not alone. Can relieve a lot of stress that way!
01/19/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDrunk
Any one out there ever masturbate at work? I know I have a few times, got so horny had to pleasure myself in the bathroom. Looking for a quiet, discreet vibe for that now! Anyone else ever masturbated at work?
nope never had time.
01/26/2013
Contributor: Xerobound Xerobound
Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDrunk
Any one out there ever masturbate at work? I know I have a few times, got so horny had to pleasure myself in the bathroom. Looking for a quiet, discreet vibe for that now! Anyone else ever masturbated at work?
I have done it....
01/27/2013
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
Nope, but company lore says that at a certain two call center booths, a girl gave a guy a handjob... Yep, not working that job anymore
01/31/2013
Contributor: earthmama earthmama
Oh, no. Not possible or practical for me!
02/04/2013
Contributor: karenm karenm
No, and I don't think I ever would.
04/01/2013
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Never. It would be hard to get in the mood.
04/04/2013
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
I managed to get think-off-orgasms several times during lunch break. So it was no masturbation, because manus sturbare means to have sex with your hands. So it was in fact spiritsturbation.
04/04/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
I've done it in my car during lunch break a few times. I park in a ramp and have very dark tinted windows. I keep a small vibe in car at all times, you never know when you're going to need it.
04/04/2013
Contributor: luv 2 sex luv 2 sex
I average about once a month!! I am the only female where I work and the guys that work and come through here are very nice to look at so I make use of the bathroom whenever it gets to be too much
04/04/2013
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDrunk
Any one out there ever masturbate at work? I know I have a few times, got so horny had to pleasure myself in the bathroom. Looking for a quiet, discreet vibe for that now! Anyone else ever masturbated at work?
I work at home so sure I do! If I worked outside the home I wouldn't though because when I am at work I am focused on doing my work not doing myself!
04/04/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I have when I was on my 10 hour break when I was driving trucks
04/04/2013
Contributor: sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
Nope, never.
04/04/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Wow, I definitely wouldn't. My work is kind of a boner kill, though.
04/04/2013
Contributor: Bubba29 Bubba29
never have but it is hot to hear others do.
04/11/2013
Contributor: SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
No offense, but I find it a little unprofessional. At work I work and don't have time to think about sex.
04/13/2013
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
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Originally posted by SourAppleMartini
No offense, but I find it a little unprofessional. At work I work and don't have time to think about sex.
Depends on your workplace...

Maybe on your personal work ethics, too. And on the people you see every day...
04/15/2013
Contributor: SeductivelyCute SeductivelyCute
I haven't really done that but I think it's an interesting topic lol
04/15/2013
Contributor: brandi2009 brandi2009
Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDrunk
Any one out there ever masturbate at work? I know I have a few times, got so horny had to pleasure myself in the bathroom. Looking for a quiet, discreet vibe for that now! Anyone else ever masturbated at work?
Nope.
05/14/2013
Contributor: oneeyedoctopus oneeyedoctopus
Never had the urge. Work is pretty nonsexy.
05/29/2013
Contributor: Lurr Lurr
I work at a very small company so no it would be to conspicuous.
07/31/2013
Contributor: glassdoll glassdoll
No, but I've thought about it. My office is now in a warehouse so the bathrooms are gross so it probably won't happen any time soon.
08/05/2013
Contributor: peachmarie peachmarie
Yes I definitely have, In the bathroom when I get super horny, it's a little naughty and fun. Never been caught.
11/04/2013
Contributor: AK Bunny AK Bunny
Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDrunk
Any one out there ever masturbate at work? I know I have a few times, got so horny had to pleasure myself in the bathroom. Looking for a quiet, discreet vibe for that now! Anyone else ever masturbated at work?
I've done it a few times, but only with my fingers.
01/15/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
I think professions should be listed as well. You don't have to list the specific company/business, but, profession should be listed as well. I'll kick it off.

Hell no! : transportation.

I knew of someone who did though... He was dumb enough to park in front of a security camera and help himself in the front seat. Needless to say that he no longer works with the company.
01/15/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
LOL very interesting topic. I can honestly say NO to this one. I work in an office setting so it wouldn't be too hard to do. Others have been rumored to have gotten away with much scandalous acts (if you know what I mean) but I have kept my hands to myself and left my toys at home.

Has my mind wondered and thought about it---yes
04/08/2015