Have you ever broken a bed during sex?

Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
HAha that is funny!
03/16/2011
Contributor: the bedroom blogger the bedroom blogger
destroyed an air mattress once...but I don't think we've ever broken a bed...not totally anyway. My super old cast iron bed frame has complained a bit, but it isn't broken that I know of.
03/16/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Yes, not once but twice!!
03/16/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
not yet.
03/16/2011
Contributor: LennaKieran LennaKieran
Yes, though it wasn't as theatrical as I'd always hoped. It didn't fall to pieces or anything, but one corner of the frame got bend pretty bad and the bed leaned for the rest of its life.
03/16/2011
Contributor: null null
Not yet, but we are not so slowly destroying the bed in his dorm room...it's a good thing semester's almost over!
03/16/2011
Contributor: SoBlue SoBlue
Quote:
Originally posted by moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
my bf and i actually broke our steel frame bed twice!! We were young and a bit too passionate evidently, broke the bed, lol, he welded it, we broke it again lol
03/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
I have but I also have a friend whos bed broke while having sex with her cat underneath
03/16/2011
Contributor: Sassyprassy Sassyprassy
I did and then after it was broken. Umm we still continues and had a nice big mark in the floor. Wore out the tile on the floor :O
03/16/2011
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
Not yet, but I think I'd be kind of proud.
03/16/2011
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
the leg of the bedframe broke through the wooden floor board.
03/16/2011
Contributor: 0 0
It's "broken" only in that it now squeaks constantly...I suppose there's a way to fix it.
03/16/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
This happened just last week, actually. My boyfriend has a 25year old wooden frame on his bed and apparently it broke before, in the same place but on the other side. We came home drunk from a friend's house and he wanted to sleep, but I wanted to have sex. I eventually convinced him and we start going at it and RIGHT after he finishes, the bed collapses on one side. It was great timing, but he was soooo angry: drunk, running on 2 hours of sleep, having wanted to go straight to bed but now having to dismantle a whole bed first.. I don't think I'd seen him that frustrated before, hah. It all ended well, though. Now his bed is just the boxspring on the floor with most of the old wooden frame & posts just surrounding the bed without actually supporting it or anything.
03/16/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Well...two beds and a recliner blamed the recliner on the kids lol. The headboard of one bed mysteriously broke...and I will, til the day I die, get sea sick in water beds because we literally rode the wave of one that busted
03/16/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
2-3 beds, chair, foot stool...
Go JR!
03/16/2011
Contributor: MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
i wish
03/16/2011
Contributor: BunnyBoy BunnyBoy
cracked the wood in the box spring
03/16/2011
Contributor: SweetSouthernGirl SweetSouthernGirl
We ended up having to stop and pull the mattress and box springs off to fix it. I've been paranoid we'd break it again ever since. Luckily it was something he was able to fix for me and I didn't need a new bed or anything.
03/17/2011
Contributor: BuckeyeMan BuckeyeMan
We have broken a futon
03/17/2011
Contributor: ID42 ID42
We have broken a few things actually. My antique bed from my Grandmother was the first. We sheared the headboard off of the side rails. And we have done it once more since fixing it the first time. Secondly we killed our hide-a-bed couch. It is no longer a fold out... bent the frame pretty badly. And lastly, we completely screwed up, in more ways than one, an old recliner. His favorite man chair. It died back in '08 and that was the last thing we broke. Neither of us are huge people or anything, but we tend to get a bit rough and feisty when having the naked fun times.
03/17/2011
Contributor: sexyk515 sexyk515
well the bed has moved to the other side room from sex
03/17/2011
Contributor: Kaltir Kaltir
Bed...table...sink...a quarium... Lol
03/18/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by Kaltir
Bed...table...sink...a quarium... Lol
...a sink... OMG! How do you break a sink?


Yes, we broke my mother-in-laws guest bed at least half a dozen times having sex. One minute the bed was fine, the next minute BAM! all the way to the floor the mattress and box-spring went onto the hard wood. We would fix it and the next night, BAM! Our room was right across the hall from their bedroom. They had to know what was going on. Thank God they finally got a new bed since then!
03/21/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Prior to sex my ex plopped onto my bed and broke it. It's at my parents house though so idc. It made for very squeaky sex thereafter.
03/21/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
In a way, yes! The matress and box spring were supported by wooden slats...they all fell to the floor when the side piece split. Destroyed the mood as well as the sex.
03/21/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
Other because over time all of our beds have basically become to noisy to use anymore because of the stress on the hardware. We definatley have damaged parts that make is un-useable over time but never during use.
03/24/2011
Contributor: Skitlz Skitlz
Quote:
Originally posted by moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
No but that would be awesome.
03/25/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I know someone who broke their bed twice. It was kind of surprising that the relationship didn't work out. It all ended over a cat. He got a kitten and she wouldn't stop peeing on the girlfriend. He was advised to keep the cat and toss the girl and he did.
03/25/2011
Contributor: ImBadULoveIt ImBadULoveIt
Quote:
Originally posted by moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
Yes! But in my defense it was one of those crappy day beds that have a hollow metal frame. I guess those kinds of beds can't hold up to a rough rider
03/30/2011
Contributor: sbon sbon
My boyfriend's bed broke right after we started having sex, but we're not sure if it was because of us haha
03/30/2011