Pre-Sex Warning Label

Contributor: celibacysucks celibacysucks
I heard this on the radio and the responses were so wild they ended up cutting the segment short. It was really interesting though.

What is the strangest pre-sex warning label anyone has ever given you. For example:

"Don't be shocked, but I look a little weird down there. I have a small penis, large labia, strange scars, etc"
11/29/2010
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